I am on a staycation

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nut

for 8 days i have been on staycation i am hungry and thirsty but i will not move i will transcend the boundaries of human physiology to reach an apex of ultimate stillness feeling the last electron in my body halt if only for a second

tomorrow i will be back at work and get tired of repeating my staycation story to my workmates on the third time, i will apologize to shannon but she will still take it personally that i didn't buy her anything while I was away after she got me that ceramic crocodile from the bayou in "norleans" as she calls it now

# ? Aug 10, 2019 11:48

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# ? Apr 24, 2024 20:31

nut

over a week in and i feel my bones fusing to their new permanent position to the untrained eye i appear to be sitting on a desk chair in the corner of my increasingly dusty study but in my mind i am at a clothing optional Sandals sipping rum from a coconut but wearing a t-shirt in the pool because things got hectic at work and i found myself coming home too tired to meet the lowest bar exercise goals i set for myself

# ? Aug 10, 2019 12:08

Fredrik1: Gopherslayer

bee eater posted:

for 8 days i have been on staycation i am hungry and thirsty but i will not move i will transcend the boundaries of human physiology to reach an apex of ultimate stillness feeling the last electron in my body halt if only for a second

tomorrow i will be back at work and get tired of repeating my staycation story to my workmates on the third time, i will apologize to shannon but she will still take it personally that i didn't buy her anything while I was away after she got me that ceramic crocodile from the bayou in "norleans" as she calls it now

You mean the one electron?

# ? Aug 10, 2019 17:00

Goons Are Gifts

Stay. Safe.

# ? Aug 10, 2019 17:11

nut

over the course of these 8 days i have learned that the centre of the world is here inside of us all along sorry i'd point to where i mean but i'm on staycation

# ? Aug 10, 2019 19:01

magic cactus: We lied. We are not at war. There is no enemy. This is a rescue operation.

Day 8 of my staycation. my muscles have atrophied, my skin has sloughed off, my tongue is cracked and bleeding. I no longer have need for words, or petty human needs such as food or sex. I have reached the apex of staycation. An apotheosis of apathy. To the outside world, I am a vile and disgusting thing, a nightmare made flesh. But I have no need of this world anymore! I have plumbed the depths of staycation and interrogated it until it has regurgitated its secrets at my feet. I have become terminally chill, subsisting only on the vibes. Were you to look into the window of my Air BnB'd Hawaiian bungalow, you would hear a sound, an alien sound, torn from the very substance of your most horrifying nightmares, reverberating forever in the dead and stale air:

"lol"

Thanks to Saoshyant for the amazing spring '23 sig!

# ? Aug 10, 2019 19:32

nut

magic cactus posted:

Day 8 of my staycation. my muscles have atrophied, my skin has sloughed off, my tongue is cracked and bleeding. I no longer have need for words, or petty human needs such as food or sex. I have reached the apex of staycation. An apotheosis of apathy. To the outside world, I am a vile and disgusting thing, a nightmare made flesh. But I have no need of this world anymore! I have plumbed the depths of staycation and interrogated it until it has regurgitated its secrets at my feet. I have become terminally chill, subsisting only on the vibes. Were you to look into the window of my Air BnB'd Hawaiian bungalow, you would hear a sound, an alien sound, torn from the very substance of your most horrifying nightmares, reverberating forever in the dead and stale air:

"lol"

the breeze whispers to me "shaka bra" yet there is no wind

# ? Aug 10, 2019 20:14

magic cactus: We lied. We are not at war. There is no enemy. This is a rescue operation.

bee eater posted:

the breeze whispers to me "shaka bra" yet there is no wind

The scene from the Lion King with Simba talking to the ghost of his father but it's a surfer bro telling me to just "go with the flow"

Thanks to Saoshyant for the amazing spring '23 sig!

# ? Aug 10, 2019 20:20

nut

magic cactus posted:

The scene from the Lion King with Simba talking to the ghost of his father but it's a surfer bro telling me to just "go with the flow"

the scene from the lion king with grown up simba laying down and the kicked up dust spells "SEX" for a couple frames but this time it spells, "SEX, NICE."

# ? Aug 10, 2019 21:24

magic cactus: We lied. We are not at war. There is no enemy. This is a rescue operation.

I Have No Mouth And I Must Chill

Thanks to Saoshyant for the amazing spring '23 sig!

# ? Aug 10, 2019 23:47

nut

i can control which blood cells pick up thc molecules instead of oxygen

# ? Aug 11, 2019 03:45

magic cactus: We lied. We are not at war. There is no enemy. This is a rescue operation.

the beers on either side of novelty drinking hat can now refill themselves at will.

Thanks to Saoshyant for the amazing spring '23 sig!

# ? Aug 11, 2019 19:58

GODSPEED JOHN GLENN: I put my thumb up my bum and shut one eye, and my thumb blotted out the planet Earth.

Floating above, watching them take my lifeless body out of the house on this, the last day of my staycation.

# ? Aug 11, 2019 22:17

canyoneer: I only have canyoneyes for you

wizened master dog tells young dog student "true power comes not from going on walkies, but from when you choose to stay"

# ? Aug 12, 2019 00:03

google THIS

Zero-point energy really harshing my ultimate staycation vibe.

# ? Aug 12, 2019 01:39

Queen-Of-Hearts: "I want to break your heart💔 and give you mine🫀"

OP are you sure you're not actually a cat?

:h: sig by Prof. Crocodile :h:
:byodame: BYOB spells: Mutually Assured Kindness

# ? Aug 12, 2019 02:26

Heather Papps: hello friend

nobody tell him the planet is moving. i am serious, no one tell him this.

thanks Dumb Sex-Parrot and deep dish peat moss for this winter bounty!

# ? Aug 12, 2019 04:02

magic cactus: We lied. We are not at war. There is no enemy. This is a rescue operation.

Heather Papps posted:

nobody tell him the planet is moving. i am serious, no one tell him this.

Just wait until he finds out about the moon.

Thanks to Saoshyant for the amazing spring '23 sig!

# ? Aug 12, 2019 05:03

Escape From Noise

While he still can.

# ? Aug 12, 2019 06:44

nut

nervously sweats as i am suddenly very sure totally sure that the earth is now spinning no longer on its axis but around me rolling over my face during the day and back at night i think thats how it would work still doing the math

# ? Aug 12, 2019 11:27

Slush Garbo: FALSE SLACK
is
BETTER
than
NO SLACK

sipping a mai tai wearing a straw hat and hawaiian shirt in a hammock stretched across my cubicle

# ? Aug 14, 2019 13:20

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# ? Apr 24, 2024 20:31

nut

haven't left the house yet one of those fake monks still finds me and tries to sell me his meowth coin

# ? Aug 14, 2019 13:26

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