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keurig cup
Aug 11, 2019

by R. Guyovich
es on something they're passionate about!"

what's your reaction to this statement?

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Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Fun Shoe

keurig cup posted:

what's your reaction to this statement?

no ones gonna show up OP!

RepeatingMeme
Dec 27, 2012


this place is not a place of honor

no highly esteemed deed is commemorated here

nothing valued is here

what is here was dangerous and repulsive to us

this place is best shunned and left uninhabited


:suicide:

Fucked-Up Little Dog
Aug 26, 2008

Posting live from the nightmare future of Web 3.0




Scratchmo
Hmmm I could maybe edit an important summary of the must crucial parts of my manifesto down to only 5 minutes

Dr. Video Games 0112
Jan 7, 2004

serious business
I hate you

killer crane
Dec 30, 2006

THUNDERDOME LOSER 2019

"... and that concludes my presentation on how to rediscovered your faith in christ through rewatching neon genesis evangelion in the original nihongo cut. my apologies for going over on time."

WonderfulWino
Sep 26, 2004

The grape wont cut me loose.
I'd tell everyone about my favorite Gaki no Tsukai New Years Eve No Laughing Special. They would have to stop me.

Resting Lich Face
Feb 21, 2019


This case of an intraperitoneal zucchini is unusual, and does raise questions as to how hard one has to push a blunt vegetable to perforate the rectum.
Me rapping the Fresh Prince theme song 4.63 times.

Bad Purchase
Jun 17, 2019




Ahh, console video games (or vidcons as I call them). the ultimate medium of expression, able to convey any emotion ranging from hatred to love, loyalty to fear, all in front of our eyes. Ah, and with lovingly crafted art, music, and the ability to control the action, vidcons are the ultimate combination of the high arts. While I tend to play the stoic, I will be the first to admit that vidcons haven driven me to cry, to scream and shout, to feel actual hate; such is the power of this force beyond our wildest reckoning. And here I am, before you, to temp your tongues with the taint of such a tantalizing topic.

And the Japanese, the true geniuses behind the world of video games. Pah, I throw my scorn upon such incompetents of the West who would mock the true art of the Japanese with 'games' such as Baldur's Gate and Madden. Perhaps it is that the West is not as intelligent as the East, but this is a matter for another day. Japan has given us such masterpieces as the Final Fantasy series, Star Ocean, Wild Arms, and of course, Arc the Lad. Yes, some of the finest vidcons in the world were created by Japanese. I come to you today to ask you in all earnesty, what is your favorite vidcon? I will reveal mine after the grand debate has illustriously begun, but not before the first poster falls victim to my plot of discussion.

Mnoba
Jun 24, 2010
is today your birth day?

Away all Goats
Jul 5, 2005

Goose's rebellion

"my passion is giving short speeches, thank you"

Wendigee
Jul 19, 2004

Chinatown posted:

no ones gonna show up OP!

nut
Jul 30, 2019

we get it jeff we all know why we came 2 the island

AKA Pseudonym
May 16, 2004

A dashing and sophisticated young man
Doctor Rope
Adults having birthday parties is sort of weird. This is what I'm passionate about.

Laslow
Jul 18, 2007

AKA Pseudonym posted:

Adults having birthday parties is sort of weird. This is what I'm passionate about.
Yeah, you go out to dinner, then drop acid/X with your real friends later. Otherwise, what are you doing with your life?

Frank Frank
Jun 13, 2001

Mirrored

keurig cup posted:

es on something they're passionate about!"

what's your reaction to this statement?

“Have fun. Let me know how that goes.”

doverhog
May 31, 2013

Defender of democracy and human rights 🇺🇦
I think I would read some poetry I went to that kinda affair. Don't think I'd ever do it though. :shrug:

*maybe some Bukowski about making GBS threads and loving

Excelzior
Jun 24, 2013

keurig cup posted:

es on something they're passionate about!"

what's your reaction to this statement?

Sir this is a Wendy's drive-thru

Do you want the Baconator or not?

Nice Guy Patron
Jun 29, 2015
Let's all go around the room and say our name + an interesting fact about yourself!

Mnoba
Jun 24, 2010

my dog died im sad posted:

Let's all go around the room and say our name + an interesting fact about yourself!

hi, i'm mnoba and i suck dicks for loose change

Second Hand Meat Mouth
Sep 12, 2001

Chinatown posted:

no ones gonna show up OP!

Burt Sexual
Jan 26, 2006

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Switchblade Switcharoo

my dog died im sad posted:

Let's all go around the room and say our name + an interesting fact about yourself!

Hello, I’m burt sexual and I have a micro penis. Very confusing.

Telebite
Aug 23, 2018

keurig cup posted:

es on something they're passionate about!"

what's your reaction to this statement?

:hehe:

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Aishlinn
Mar 31, 2011

This might hurt a bit..


For twelve years, you have been asking: Who is John Galt? This is John Galt speaking. I am the man who loves his life. I am the man who does not sacrifice his love or his values. I am the man who has deprived you of victims and thus has destroyed your world, and if you wish to know why you are perishing—you who dread knowledge—I am the man who will now tell you.” The chief engineer was the only one able to move; he ran to a television set and struggled frantically with its dials. But the screen remained empty; the speaker had not chosen to be seen. Only his voice filled the airways of the country—of the world, thought the chief engineer—sounding as if he were speaking here, in this room, not to a group, but to one man; it was not the tone of addressing a meeting, but the tone of addressing a mind.

“You have heard it said that this is an age of moral crisis. You have said it yourself, half in fear, half in hope that the words had no meaning. You have cried that man’s sins are destroying the world and you have cursed human nature for its unwillingness to practice the virtues you demanded. Since virtue, to you, consists of sacrifice, you have demanded more sacrifices at every successive disaster. In the name of a return to morality, you have sacrificed all those evils which you held as the cause of your plight. You have sacrificed justice to mercy. You have sacrificed independence to unity. You have sacrificed reason to faith. You have sacrificed wealth to need. You have sacrificed self-esteem to self-denial. You have sacrificed happiness to duty.

“You have destroyed all that which you held to be evil and achieved all that which you held to be good. Why, then, do you shrink in horror from the sight of the world around you? That world is not the product of your sins, it is the product and the image of your virtues. It is your moral ideal brought into reality in its full and final perfection. You have fought for it, you have dreamed of it, and you have wished it, and I—I am the man who has granted you your wish...


....wait, did you say 5 minutes or 5 hours?

Sophy Wackles
Dec 17, 2000

> access main security grid
access: PERMISSION DENIED.





I’m going to save the party with a fascinating talk on data structures.

Jesustheastronaut!
Mar 9, 2014




Lipstick Apathy
gently caress you, Cheryl, I don't care that much

Burt Sexual
Jan 26, 2006

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Switchblade Switcharoo

keurig cup posted:

es on something they're passionate about!"

what's your reaction to this statement?

I will speak about which ban/probe op is evading poorly. It won’t take the full time.

Second Hand Meat Mouth
Sep 12, 2001

Burt Sexual posted:

I will speak about which ban/probe op is evading poorly. It won’t take the full time.

give him a challenge instead burt, like make him record himself talking for five minutes about something of your choosing

Ka0
Sep 16, 2002

:siren: :siren: :siren:
AS A PROUD GAMERGATER THE ONLY THING I HATE MORE THAN WOMEN ARE GAYS AND TRANS PEOPLE
:siren: :siren: :siren:

Aishlinn posted:

For twelve years, you have been asking: Who is John Galt? This is John Galt speaking. I am the man who loves his life. I am the man who does not sacrifice his love or his values. I am the man who has deprived you of victims and thus has destroyed your world, and if you wish to know why you are perishing—you who dread knowledge—I am the man who will now tell you.” The chief engineer was the only one able to move; he ran to a television set and struggled frantically with its dials. But the screen remained empty; the speaker had not chosen to be seen. Only his voice filled the airways of the country—of the world, thought the chief engineer—sounding as if he were speaking here, in this room, not to a group, but to one man; it was not the tone of addressing a meeting, but the tone of addressing a mind.

“You have heard it said that this is an age of moral crisis. You have said it yourself, half in fear, half in hope that the words had no meaning. You have cried that man’s sins are destroying the world and you have cursed human nature for its unwillingness to practice the virtues you demanded. Since virtue, to you, consists of sacrifice, you have demanded more sacrifices at every successive disaster. In the name of a return to morality, you have sacrificed all those evils which you held as the cause of your plight. You have sacrificed justice to mercy. You have sacrificed independence to unity. You have sacrificed reason to faith. You have sacrificed wealth to need. You have sacrificed self-esteem to self-denial. You have sacrificed happiness to duty.

“You have destroyed all that which you held to be evil and achieved all that which you held to be good. Why, then, do you shrink in horror from the sight of the world around you? That world is not the product of your sins, it is the product and the image of your virtues. It is your moral ideal brought into reality in its full and final perfection. You have fought for it, you have dreamed of it, and you have wished it, and I—I am the man who has granted you your wish...


....wait, did you say 5 minutes or 5 hours?

I read that poo poo out loud in under 3 minutes. You can do it.

Aishlinn
Mar 31, 2011

This might hurt a bit..


Ka0 posted:

I read that poo poo out loud in under 3 minutes. You can do it.

that's like..part of one page...of a 60 page speech.

Ayn rand is terrible and hates you.

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Ka0
Sep 16, 2002

:siren: :siren: :siren:
AS A PROUD GAMERGATER THE ONLY THING I HATE MORE THAN WOMEN ARE GAYS AND TRANS PEOPLE
:siren: :siren: :siren:
I know it's from atlas shrugged, I was just commenting it is feasible to read that garbage in under the 5 minute limit.

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