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Benny Harvey
Nov 24, 2012

Belly Jelly posted:

Do some countries read from the back of the book to the front and from the right side to the left because whoever made the first book was left-handed?

Possibly. It'd be pretty ironic though since the left hand is kind of taboo in Islam (rear end-wiping hand).

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birdstrike
Oct 30, 2008

i;m gay

Benny Harvey posted:

Possibly. It'd be pretty ironic though since the left hand is kind of taboo in Islam (rear end-wiping hand).

so that’s why I post lefty...

Mooey Cow
Jan 27, 2018

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Pillbug
Can't believe you're eating with your shitposting hand :barf:

You Are A Werewolf
Apr 26, 2010

Black Gold!

*person sees me writing with my left hand*

"OMG ARE YOU ~*LEFT HAAAANDEEED*~???!! :eek:"

Robokomodo
Nov 11, 2009

You Are A Elf posted:

*person sees me writing with my left hand*

"OMG ARE YOU ~*LEFT HAAAANDEEED*~???!! :eek:"

This is the truth. Like we’re supposed to explain why.

Sunswipe
Feb 5, 2016

by Fluffdaddy
I'm left-handed, but sword fight with my right hand, so I can hold a pistol in my dominant hand and still equip a knife in my other hand. Basically, I'm Big Boss.

nut
Jul 30, 2019

left-handedness is out what's in is writing on ur tinder profile that u peel a banana from the ~opposite~ end and that u think everyone else is doing it wrong

Bad Purchase
Jun 17, 2019




but it’s how the monkeys did it in that one video (my monitor was ON)

Who What Now
Sep 10, 2006

by Azathoth
I only write and shoot left-handed. Everything else I do right-handed, because of righty oppression.


Thankfully, like all left-handed people, I have an above-average set of genitals. Far superior in both size and asthetics compared to right-handed losers.

Alien Sex Manual
Dec 14, 2010

is not a sandwich

While right-handers are in the majority here, when I started working one county over from the one I’m from it seems like 35% of the people are left-handed. I don’t know if it’s some kind of weird rural thing or a military town thing or a confirmation bias thing but man, it’s weird.

Icochet
Mar 18, 2008

I have a very small TV. Don't make fun of it! Please don't shame it like that~

Grimey Drawer

Labes for days posted:

While right-handers are in the majority here, when I started working one county over from the one I’m from it seems like 35% of the people are left-handed. I don’t know if it’s some kind of weird rural thing or a military town thing or a confirmation bias thing but man, it’s weird.

A single pair of southpaws can produce up to a hundred offspring in a single year.

My Shoes
Jul 23, 2019

Im left handed, and I hold my toy with my left hand, too! :cheeky:

Frankenstyle posted:

The left handed gene doesn't get passed on as often because most women won't gently caress lefties.

I hosed a lefty. He was insane but really good in bed.


Who What Now posted:



Thankfully, like all left-handed people, I have an above-average set of genitals. Far superior in both size and asthetics compared to right-handed losers.

Yep! And left handed chicks have superior ladybits.

My Shoes fucked around with this message at 17:04 on Aug 13, 2019

Burt Sexual
Jan 26, 2006

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Switchblade Switcharoo

You Are A Elf posted:

*person sees me writing with my left hand*

"OMG ARE YOU ~*LEFT HAAAANDEEED*~???!! :eek:"

Yeah, and I wear a watch clearly on my right wrist and people never pick up on that either.

Demon Of The Fall
May 1, 2004

Nap Ghost

Mnoba posted:

i'm right handed, but i jerk it with the left

other people
Jun 27, 2004
Associate Christ

Cubone posted:

*pats u*

but with which hand?

Who What Now
Sep 10, 2006

by Azathoth

My Shoes posted:


Yep! And left handed chicks have superior ladybits.

Well obviously. All our genitals are neither too big or too small, regardless of sex, as befitting of our divine blessing

Mooey Cow
Jan 27, 2018

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Pillbug
Wanna hear more about these chiral lady parts :hmmyes:

My Shoes
Jul 23, 2019

Mooey Cow posted:

Wanna hear more about these chiral lady parts :hmmyes:

There is a man out there who just finished his lunch break, and he is sitting in the shitter in the far left stall holding his phone with his left hand reading over the threads here and trying to figure out why his brain is so hosed that he could make his relationship take such a hard left turn and now he's stuck jerking it w/ his left hand lamenting over losing access to the best sex from the finest piece of rear end w/ the most superior ladybits he was ever going to encounter.

JK Fresco
Jul 5, 2019

Labes for days posted:

While right-handers are in the majority here, when I started working one county over from the one I’m from it seems like 35% of the people are left-handed. I don’t know if it’s some kind of weird rural thing or a military town thing or a confirmation bias thing but man, it’s weird.

Probably chemical contamination

Rivethead
Feb 22, 2008

Khazar-khum posted:

Most animals are righties, too.

My pug is left handed. When he needs to go out he scratches the door with his left paw. I'm pretty sure he's a communist.

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ShortyMR.CAT
Sep 25, 2008

:blastu::dogcited:
Lipstick Apathy
How else am I gonna grab my dick and double click for porn porn porn?

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