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Escape From Noise

Heather Papps posted:

i guess the question is, do you want to be sorted or choose your own house? i assume you know all of them, as it is part of your entrance exam

It's hard to choose, you know? They're, uh, they're all so great!

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Heather Papps

hello friend


SweetWillyRollbar posted:

It's hard to choose, you know? They're, uh, they're all so great!

oh jeez we got our self a Wishywigglewash here. there is an invisibility cloak in your locker, you guys share a locker room but there is like an elevator with infinite floors, and each of you gets your own place because yall are weird. house colours are you pick, sigil is a baby pangolin on it's hind feet, and you're primary attack stat is subtle - so it ignores most armor, then deals damage over time.



thanks Dumb Sex-Parrot and deep dish peat moss for this winter bounty!

Escape From Noise

drat it! I knew I should have gone to Brown instead!

Heather Papps

hello friend


SweetWillyRollbar posted:

drat it! I knew I should have gone to Brown instead!

this isn't parade of houses, refrain from singing the house song.



thanks Dumb Sex-Parrot and deep dish peat moss for this winter bounty!

Fenrir

I found my kendo stick, bitch!

Heather Papps posted:

hunh. guess you got an on field promotion pal. hello, headmaster.

drat, the old headmaster left me a big ol pile of paperwork and this chair smells like broccoli farts. Oh well, at least there's a good dental plan.

Heather Papps

hello friend


Fenrir posted:

drat, the old headmaster left me a big ol pile of paperwork and this chair smells like broccoli farts. Oh well, at least there's a good dental plan.

fine print man, it only covers the upper jaw.



thanks Dumb Sex-Parrot and deep dish peat moss for this winter bounty!

magic cactus

We lied. We are not at war. There is no enemy. This is a rescue operation.
*stares in disbelief* holy gently caress a talking hat!



Thanks to Saoshyant for the amazing spring '23 sig!

Heather Papps

hello friend


magic cactus posted:

*stares in disbelief* holy gently caress a talking hat!

holy poo poo a talking cactus!



thanks Dumb Sex-Parrot and deep dish peat moss for this winter bounty!

Escape From Noise

Going to join the fight to defend rural America from 30-50 hog warts.

Heather Papps

hello friend


SweetWillyRollbar posted:

Going to join the fight to defend rural America from 30-50 hog warts.

a Wishywigglewash ready to take up arms! truly these are dark days for hogswarts. could the bad guy be back, again, finally, for good this time?!?!?



thanks Dumb Sex-Parrot and deep dish peat moss for this winter bounty!

Escape From Noise

Getting kind of uppity for a hat.

Heather Papps

hello friend


i am sorry my friend, it is simply that i think you may be the one prophecy has fortold!
i am incapable of sarcasm i am a hat



thanks Dumb Sex-Parrot and deep dish peat moss for this winter bounty!

Escape From Noise

I've shat in bucket hats with more insight than u! I'm taking a gap year.

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Heather Papps

hello friend


yes headmaster the plan is working, the chosen one has decided to leave on the prophesied mystic quest. no, no companions yet i don't think. WAIT am i still in the common room i am a hat i do not have the ability to know where i am using human senses.



thanks Dumb Sex-Parrot and deep dish peat moss for this winter bounty!

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