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bird.

hello welcome and race to the joke

in this thread you write a (B/D)ad joke and hope to get empty-quoted. the first person to receive 3 empty quotes from others wins this race to the joke

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bird.

i will provide color commentary as though this were a horse race, merely describing the progress of empty-quotes as though you are a horse with velocity running around a track.

Finger Prince


The people in Dubai don't like the Flintstones, but the people in Abu Dhabi do.

bird.

Finger Prince posted:

The people in Dubai don't like the Flintstones, but the people in Abu Dhabi do.

Welcome to the Race to the Joke at BYOB Downs, there at the gate, here it comes, and we're off with a bang! First joke in the thread and finger prince leading the charge.

alnilam

Finger Prince posted:

The people in Dubai don't like the Flintstones, but the people in Abu Dhabi do.



ty manifisto

Goons Are Gifts

Finger Prince posted:

The people in Dubai don't like the Flintstones, but the people in Abu Dhabi do.


nut

Finger Prince posted:

The people in Dubai don't like the Flintstones, but the people in Abu Dhabi do.

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bird.

And that concludes the first race to the joke, with finger prince winning in a stunningly fast sprint, like a lightning bolt of joke, crossing the finish line before the other horses even left the tunrstiles.

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