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Pot Smoke Phoenix: Smoke 'em if you gottem!

**rocks out with his cock out**

**introduces you to his rocking out rooster fren, Rick**

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# ? Aug 28, 2019 18:28

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# ? Apr 26, 2024 19:48

Heather Papps: hello friend

hello, it is me, andrew wk. i am here to approve this party. i approve this party. good day and thank you for your time.

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# ? Aug 28, 2019 18:33

Bonaventure: by sebmojo

hamjobs posted:

Just fill it with ice for the byobeers

hey can i have a, uh... c--

[side-eyes grandma's body lying on a bed of hoppy artisinal IPAs, both canned and bottled]

--cold one?

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# ? Aug 28, 2019 19:08

Kaiser Schnitzel: Schnitzel mit uns

Kaiser Schnitzel posted:

Jesus Mary and Joseph who has a party without booze

Sorry I forgot it was byob

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# ? Aug 28, 2019 19:13

Escape From Noise

Hey. Sorry. Is it cool that I brought this dude I met at the bus stop? He seems pretty cool. I dunno. I felt I owed him since he gave me a lift and all...

# ? Aug 28, 2019 19:48

Heather Papps: hello friend

SweetWillyRollbar posted:

Hey. Sorry. Is it cool that I brought this dude I met at the bus stop? He seems pretty cool. I dunno. I felt I owed him since he gave me a lift and all...

is he holding?

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# ? Aug 28, 2019 19:59

Escape From Noise

Heather Papps posted:

is he holding?

Yeah. He's holding...a bunch of Chic Tracts.

# ? Aug 28, 2019 20:13

Adiabatic: What have you assholes done now?

hamjobs posted:

oh god do I go in the house the house has the party do I go in oh no oh GOD OH HI STEVE HOW ARE YOU HOW'S KAREN HOW ARE THE KIDS

Oh hey Carl! Karen come look, it's Carl!

# ? Aug 28, 2019 21:55

Heather Papps: hello friend

Adiabatic posted:

Oh hey Carl! Karen come look, it's Carl!

HIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII hi hi so happy to see you

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# ? Aug 28, 2019 21:57

Rockman Reserve: "Carbons? Purge? What are you talking about?!"

i saunter over to the stereo, wait for a song to end, and unplug the host's iphone and replace it with my own as surreptitiously as possible

the party is flooded by the dulcet tones of Disney and Andrew Lloyd Webber's greatest hits

# ? Aug 28, 2019 23:38

Rockman Reserve: "Carbons? Purge? What are you talking about?!"

everyone looks really annoyed at me, wearing my vintage Aladdin t-shirt and nightmare before christmas hoodie, but i just shrug innocently - they can prove nothing

# ? Aug 28, 2019 23:39

Heather Papps: hello friend

food court bailiff posted:

everyone looks really annoyed at me, wearing my vintage Aladdin t-shirt and nightmare before christmas hoodie, but i just shrug innocently - they can prove nothing

i come over to sing the flying on a rug song with you. i don't know the words.

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# ? Aug 28, 2019 23:41

Randy Travesty: PHANTOM QUEEN

HI STEVE HI KAREN oh god I'm so lonely but this is a party WHERE'S EVERYBODY OUT THE LIFE OF THE PARTY HAS ARRIVED please help me I'm so scared LET'S GET THAT GOAT CHEESE

# ? Aug 29, 2019 00:28

Heather Papps: hello friend

hamjobs posted:

HI STEVE HI KAREN oh god I'm so lonely but this is a party WHERE'S EVERYBODY OUT THE LIFE OF THE PARTY HAS ARRIVED please help me I'm so scared LET'S GET THAT GOAT CHEESE

yes finally, we were waiting forever we were worried you didn't want to come, to this, our fun party!

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# ? Aug 29, 2019 00:29

Randy Travesty: PHANTOM QUEEN

Heather Papps posted:

yes finally, we were waiting forever we were worried you didn't want to come, to this, our fun party!

oh god oh god oh god oh no YEAH I'M REALLY GLAD TO BE HERE WOOO PARTY LET'S TALK THOSE STOCK FUTURES please end my bad life in so anxious HAHA GREAT GOLF GAME LAST WEEK TED

# ? Aug 29, 2019 01:15

Adiabatic: What have you assholes done now?

hamjobs posted:

oh god oh god oh god oh no YEAH I'M REALLY GLAD TO BE HERE WOOO PARTY LET'S TALK THOSE STOCK FUTURES please end my bad life in so anxious HAHA GREAT GOLF GAME LAST WEEK TED

Carl youve got to set me up with your broker... I hear that guy's a riot on the links.

Karen why dont you grab us some brewskis?

# ? Aug 29, 2019 02:55

Heather Papps: hello friend

Adiabatic posted:

Carl youve got to set me up with your broker... I hear that guy's a riot on the links.

Karen why dont you grab us some brewskis?

i .... haven't you had enough tonight sweetie? cause my butt hasn;'t

Heather Papps fucked around with this message at 03:24 on Aug 29, 2019

thanks Dumb Sex-Parrot and deep dish peat moss for this winter bounty!

# ? Aug 29, 2019 02:56

Adiabatic: What have you assholes done now?

Heather Papps posted:

i .... haven't you had enough tonight sweetie?

Eh, heh, HA, well uhh Carl looks like I'm cut off.

[swEETIE can you please NOT in front of my FRIENDS right now?]

# ? Aug 29, 2019 03:05

Heather Papps: hello friend

yes but we talked about this. i don't want to take yoru truck nutz or butts as it were but you said "don't let me get crazy tonight" and you are one more ipa from being close to crazy okay

Heather Papps fucked around with this message at 03:25 on Aug 29, 2019

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# ? Aug 29, 2019 03:07

Escape From Noise

Heather Papps posted:

yes but we talked about this. i don't want to take yoru truck nutz as it were but you said "don't let me get crazy tonight" and you are one more ipa from being close to crazy okay

Sorry. I couldn't help but overhear your very loud...uh..."whispering". Could I offer you a refreshing O'Douls?

# ? Aug 29, 2019 03:13

Heather Papps: hello friend

i need a scotch, butts!

Heather Papps fucked around with this message at 03:26 on Aug 29, 2019

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# ? Aug 29, 2019 03:17

Adiabatic: What have you assholes done now?

OH MAN Carl talk about the ol ball and chain huh?

Remember those frat parties we used to crash? Gah dern that was LIVING. Where'd I put that beer bong anyway?

# ? Aug 29, 2019 03:18

Randy Travesty: PHANTOM QUEEN

hahaha I'm dead inside BOY HOWDY, ROGER, THOSE WERE THE DAYS kill me

# ? Aug 29, 2019 08:48

The Klowner: by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

*perking up a little when my favorite indie band's one well known single comes on*

*patiently looking for a excuse to discuss said band for the rest of the night*

# ? Aug 29, 2019 16:36

lost my old email

heelo i am the person not breaking eye contact and insisting "I'M HAVING FUN"

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# ? Aug 29, 2019 16:42

Rockman Reserve: "Carbons? Purge? What are you talking about?!"

*begins setting up a tent and sleeping bag in your backyard* well you don't want me DRIVING like this, do u????

# ? Aug 29, 2019 18:28

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# ? Apr 26, 2024 19:48

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# ? Aug 29, 2019 18:31

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