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I only let one of my dogs sleep in my bed, I had to get her a ring to do it tho ayyyyyy. I don't get the juicy butthole thing op, but I do have this thing where I dont get drunk at all until I've had like 8-10 beers and pretty much at that point it's headache and dehydration. We quit drinking during the week though. It's tough if you've had a trying day, but worth the savings and suppressed emotions
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interwhat posted:I only let one of my dogs sleep in my bed, I had to get her a ring to do it tho ayyyyyy. Try liquor instead of beer
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Aug 28, 2019 16:33
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have you tried cardio OP?
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Aug 28, 2019 16:36
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If you don't get drunk after 8 beers you are an alcoholic or drinking non-alcoholic beer
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Aug 28, 2019 16:41
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Back of my armpits, op.
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Aug 28, 2019 16:48
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Like how is that even happening? gently caress if I know.
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Aug 28, 2019 16:49
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I feel happy and enjoy the company of others. It’s messed up.
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Aug 28, 2019 21:02
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I feel happy too! Mostly cuz I'm always close to my friends (you guys).
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Aug 28, 2019 21:03
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My ears get burning hot and turn bright red when I get drunk, it's so loving uncomfortable. Luckily I have plenty of hair to cover them so it's not embarrassing as well. 
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Aug 28, 2019 21:08
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iddqd posted:Try liquor instead of beer I drink loads of bourbon. I may need to switch to vodka, but then the fighting...
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Aug 28, 2019 21:20
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William Henry Hairytaint posted:I feel happy too! Mostly cuz I'm always close to my friends (you guys). A good set of posting pals means you never have to drink alone. 
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Aug 28, 2019 21:25
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supernatural blonde posted:My ears get burning hot and turn bright red when I get drunk, it's so loving uncomfortable. Luckily I have plenty of hair to cover them so it's not embarrassing as well. That's what happened when I tried my dying grandmother's liquid morphine. Thats all that I felt, weird.
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My face often get real red when I drink, all the way down to my chest where it gets splotchy. I doesn’t take that much alcohol either. It leads to this infuriating conversation every god drat time: rear end in a top hat: man you really got some sun today huh!? Me: nah, I just get kinda red when I drink, it’s just a reaction to the alcoh- rear end in a top hat: Nah man, you REALLY got burned today! Me: Nope. Like I said it happens all the time rear end in a top hat: seriously man, you should go check out the mirror 
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Aug 29, 2019 00:19
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Biohazard posted:My face often get real red when I drink, all the way down to my chest where it gets splotchy. I doesn’t take that much alcohol either. It leads to this infuriating conversation every god drat time: You have rosacea. Congratulations on being a middle-aged white woman.
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Aug 29, 2019 00:21
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Biohazard posted:My face often get real red when I drink, all the way down to my chest where it gets splotchy. I doesn’t take that much alcohol either. It leads to this infuriating conversation every god drat time: Are you Asian? I have heard of and can confirm many Asians suffer from this terrible disease.
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Aug 29, 2019 01:12
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My nose runs like crazy when I'm poopin
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Aug 29, 2019 01:34
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Big Beef City posted:Back of my armpits, op. your shoulders?
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Aug 29, 2019 01:34
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Kak posted:your shoulders? 100
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Aug 29, 2019 01:37
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interwhat posted:Are you Asian? I have heard of and can confirm many Asians suffer from this terrible disease. Flushing is just because an individual's liver has a deficiency in their ability to process alcohol, specifically the aldehyde dehydrogenase 2 enzyme. This is more prevalent in people with Asian heritage but it's not limited to them.
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Aug 29, 2019 01:43
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when i do drinking a get a ton of strange affects such as:
anyone else experience things like this? the sick thing scared me the first time it happened haha
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Aug 29, 2019 01:48
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I just had two tall boys feel OK. Need real food. Gonna make sausages.
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Aug 29, 2019 02:12
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whisky status: mediocre
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Aug 29, 2019 02:13
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Spins posted:That's what happened when I tried my dying grandmother's liquid morphine.
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Aug 29, 2019 02:29
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OG Algier posted:This isn't some pavlovian response to getting plowed after a long night of heavy drinking at the gay bar. It must just be how my body responds to alcohol. According to Google this is the first time in recorded history a human being has uttered this exact sentence. Congratulations on making your mark on the saga of mankind, friend.
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Aug 29, 2019 02:32
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OG Algier posted:Whenever I drink, the first and most prominent effect I feel is that of profuse sweating in and around my b-hole area. Even if I've only had a few sips I get that instant feeling of my rear end starting to sweat. Normally my crack is quite dry. I've got no issues with swamp rear end on a regular day-to-day basis. I know that some people get sweaty when drinking but it seems to be almost entirely isolated to between my cheeks. Some people get that nice warm sensation in their stomach as the alcohol absorbs into their blood stream but I'm cursed with having to deal with a microburst of sweat in my pants every time I have a sip of beer. Normally this isn't an issue when I'm drinking at home but it's a big deal when I go out. Forget about wearing light coloured pants to the bar. I don't want to deal with the paranoia of thinking that it looks like I've poo poo myself all night. You have colorectal cancer.
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Aug 29, 2019 02:41
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If I drink a lot my heart rate goes up and my watch says I don’t get deep sleep
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Aug 29, 2019 02:42
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I don’t know if my b hole gets sweaty though tbh it’s always pretty sweaty
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Aug 29, 2019 02:44
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Had two more beers with my sausages going to call it.
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Aug 29, 2019 03:36
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bird with big dick posted:If I drink a lot my heart rate goes up and my watch says I don’t get deep sleep Uh serious one sneaking in here, but I've been kicking the habit for awhile now and the "not getting deep sleep" thing actually means you aren't really sleeping at all mostly. Turns out "passing out" and "falling asleep" are two very different things, though they seem similar. Your watch knows whats up.
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Aug 29, 2019 04:20
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Pewdiepie posted:You have colorectal cancer. the expert weighs in
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Aug 29, 2019 04:26
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The Butcher posted:Uh serious one sneaking in here, but I've been kicking the habit for awhile now and the "not getting deep sleep" thing actually means you aren't really sleeping at all mostly. What about the hemorrhoids?
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Aug 29, 2019 04:43
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Do it ironically posted:What about the hemorrhoids? The sensor only works right against the skin...
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Aug 29, 2019 05:01
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you're in heat op. if you don't want to be intimate with another person, put a rubber band around like six q-tips to make one big tip, and rustle around up there until you feel safe.
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ive had butthole sweat after exercise but you dont talk about that. you dont tell people youre going to the bathroom just to wipe your butt because that raises questions. bad questions
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Aug 29, 2019 05:14
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Thats just your bussy getting wet OP. It's not unusual for drinking to result in sexual arousal.
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Aug 29, 2019 05:20
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I drank two tall boys, moved some wood from my neighbors house, drank three Natty lights with them, and understand now why he sticks to Coors. Natty light gives you mudbutt
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If you drink a lot and your poop is black and runny, it's from internal bleeding. True.
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Spins posted:That's what happened when I tried my dying grandmother's liquid morphine. Oh yeah opiates will do that too, plus the itching and scratching like a drat monkey. It sounds like you didn't do quite enough of grandma's medicine to get a good effect.
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