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The Something Awful Forums > Main > BYOB: BYOB BYOB BOYB BBOY YOBB YBOB BBYO?? > click inside for a funny thought i had just now
 
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beer pal

 ok so heres the idea. instead of eating really spicy things like for a spicy pepper eating challenge, peple eat raw onions. like oh poo poo that mf is eating a boston yellow. thats like a 5000 on the mitchscholdt scale. and he doesnt even have any mustard at the ready.

* # ? Aug 29, 2019 02:57
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Macnult

 look at him. he is crying. it is funny because he is not sad, it is merely onions

* # ? Aug 29, 2019 03:08
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Heather Papps

hello friend


 oh yeah i could eat 10 vidalias don;t believe me?



thanks Dumb Sex-Parrot and deep dish peat moss for this winter bounty!

* # ? Aug 29, 2019 03:08
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google THIS

 If he can make it through this he moves on to the make-out event

* # ? Aug 29, 2019 03:10
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beer pal

 im sean evans and welcome to sharp ones

https://i.imgur.com/xQxnooW.png

* # ? Aug 29, 2019 03:12
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nut

 me to my onion eating coach: hey coach whats on the schedule tonight, chews, peels, dices?

my onion eating coach: tonight we're watching tape to see what works and what doesn't work

*me and my onion eating coach have a shrek marathon*

my onion eating coach: *wiping his eyes clean* don't even need real onions for these tears

* # ? Aug 29, 2019 03:18
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Heather Papps

hello friend

bee eater posted:

my onion eating coach: *wiping his eyes clean* don't even need real onions for these tears

a real champ chomper... well, you gotta have layers. like a butt



thanks Dumb Sex-Parrot and deep dish peat moss for this winter bounty!

* # ? Aug 29, 2019 03:22
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google THIS

 Asking for extra sweet onion sauce at Subway and everybody gasps.

* # ? Aug 29, 2019 04:14
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vanisher

 man vs food screenwriters frantically dialing food network executives



Sig images courtesy of the talented Luvcow, Dumb Sex-Parrot, & Death Sext

* # ? Aug 29, 2019 05:56
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Escape From Noise

 Walking up to the onion trough with tears already streaming down my face. Several of my opponents smirk and trade jokes amongst themselves. They think they're already won. That I can't handle the onion fumes. But it's all part of my master strategy. Little do they know I'm just remembering the day my family lost our onion farm. They think I've already lost, but I've already won.

"Appear weak when you are strong, and strong when you are weak." -Sun Tzu

* # ? Aug 29, 2019 07:43
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Drink-Mix Man

You are an odd fellow, but I must say... you throw a swell shindig.

 This is the LA Beast, and I'm about to eat nine pounds of raw onions

* # ? Aug 29, 2019 09:06
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Android Blues

beer pal posted:

ok so heres the idea. instead of eating really spicy things like for a spicy pepper eating challenge, peple eat raw onions. like oh poo poo that mf is eating a boston yellow. thats like a 5000 on the mitchscholdt scale. and he doesnt even have any mustard at the ready.

beer pal posted:

im sean evans and welcome to sharp ones
* # ? Aug 29, 2019 09:43
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Twenty Four

google THIS posted:

If he can make it through this he moves on to the make-out event

lol

* # ? Aug 29, 2019 11:18
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Pot Smoke Phoenix



Smoke 'em if you gottem!
If you really wanna be a bad rear end eat an ogre because they're like onions only meaner

https://i.imgur.com/QKTkerO.mp4
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* # ? Aug 29, 2019 15:23
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Stoner Sloth

 As an Australian I find this traumatising OP :australia:







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* # ? Aug 29, 2019 15:37
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Nosfereefer

IF YOU FIND THIS POSTER OUTSIDE BYOB, PLEASE RETURN THEM. WE ARE VERY WORRIED AND WE MISS THEM
 winner gets to be pm of australia

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* # ? Aug 29, 2019 15:47
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Nosfereefer

IF YOU FIND THIS POSTER OUTSIDE BYOB, PLEASE RETURN THEM. WE ARE VERY WORRIED AND WE MISS THEM
 e;fb

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* # ? Aug 29, 2019 15:49
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pixaal

All ice cream is now for all beings, no matter how many legs.


 But onion is delicious and so are spicy things :confused:

* # ? Aug 29, 2019 20:11
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beer pal

 watch out every body,weve got a bad rear end in the thread

https://i.imgur.com/xQxnooW.png

* # ? Aug 29, 2019 20:29
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Escape From Noise

 "P-please sir," I whisper, "Could you please double check that my food has no onions? They are too spicy for me!"

* # ? Aug 29, 2019 20:46
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Lil Swamp Booger Baby

 OP as someone who grew up with a mom from rural South Africa people literally straight up eat raw onions as a snack. You have now been warned about the reality of this.

* # ? Aug 30, 2019 00:28
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