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There used to be an astrologer goon that would do readings for other goons every now and then, but as far as I can tell they only post about once or twice a year anymore. Also they’re not answering my PMs. Are there any other goons out there that do astrology poo poo? I’m in the middle of a situation right now that I could use some advice/guidance on. Preferably over PMs cuz I don’t really feel like talking about it in public. And yes, I know astrology is fake and for entertainment purposes only. |
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just asstrology sorry friend, but i hope some1 can help u out but also pm me if that's ur thing
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Sep 3, 2019 03:53
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 yo op he means like A.S.S. strology
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ya that s it
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Sep 3, 2019 03:56
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perhaps my Roman augury skills will be of use?
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Sep 3, 2019 04:00
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when i’m not enjoying wine with my girlfriends and laughing about Aries men i get my astrology fix by using the co-star app on my iphone. i specify iphone because the app isn’t available on android devices. here’s my chart:  i don’t know what a lot of it means but it is fun to read about yourself. apparently my byob signature is very mars in leo/venus in scorpio of me |
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Sep 3, 2019 07:41
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| rear end troll OG. | |
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Sep 3, 2019 07:57
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Resting Lich Face posted:rear end troll OG. |
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Sep 3, 2019 08:18
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Macnult posted:when i’m not enjoying wine with my girlfriends and laughing about Aries men i get my astrology fix by using the co-star app on my iphone. i specify iphone because the app isn’t available on android devices. 12 houses in Uranus? I'm never going to win *flips the monopoly board over because it was getting late anyways and I need my sleep*
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Sep 3, 2019 11:06
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Got you covered pm me for more infos on how Uranus can bring you proper subsidies on your upcoming housing project
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Sep 3, 2019 12:43
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if you want i can bust out my deck and do a reading but i am not the most um opted in tarot guy, if that makes sense. i just love the thoth deck and it is fun to do simple draws when i am stressed or confused.
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Sep 3, 2019 13:12
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big dick madame dongle's palmarium + "big astrology" + "big ol' astrology" |
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Sep 3, 2019 18:36
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Hi, what kind of reading are you looking for, a chat or tarot or another kind? |
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Sep 3, 2019 18:49
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what I remember is a good fake tarot reading thread, appropriately goldmined: https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3744959 lighting up the bat signal for piso mojado, we need you buddy
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I don’t think a tarot card reading is going to help me here. I’m pretty sure those are more for open-ended questions where choices are involved. My question is more of a “give me a general idea of how the outcome of this is gonna go” type of question. I’m looking for a horary chart reading. Preferably from someone that knows medieval astrology as opposed to modern, but I’ll take either. I. M. Gei fucked around with this message at 00:20 on Sep 4, 2019 ---------------- |
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Sep 4, 2019 00:18
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I. M. Gei posted:I don’t think a tarot card reading is going to help me here. I’m pretty sure those are more for open-ended questions where choices are involved. My question is more of a “give me a general idea of how the outcome of this is gonna go” type of question. give deets. i'll pull cards, and give my interpretation and a pic so you can decide yourself
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Sep 4, 2019 00:24
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there is an older lady who shops at the same convenience store as me who makes her living reading tarot cards. she keeps coming onto me but i have seen her switching "reduced to clear" labels onto well before expiry date premium items and i just do not need that kind of drama in my life
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lost my old email posted:there is an older lady who shops at the same convenience store as me who makes her living reading tarot cards. she keeps coming onto me but i have seen her switching "reduced to clear" labels onto well before expiry date premium items and i just do not need that kind of drama in my life you've heard of sex dice? I bet tarot card readers are into sex tarot, like they ask the spirits or whoever to tell them what moves or positions they should do
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I. M. Gei posted:I don’t think a tarot card reading is going to help me here. I’m pretty sure those are more for open-ended questions where choices are involved. My question is more of a “give me a general idea of how the outcome of this is gonna go” type of question. I don't do horary but I can ask a non goon expert to do your chart for you if you want |
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Sep 4, 2019 01:17
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hamjobs posted:I don't do horary but I can ask a non goon expert to do your chart for you if you want me i am the expert the answer is thus: follow your true will, try your best, forgive those who have hosed you, thank those who have hosed you
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Sep 4, 2019 01:19
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john glenn
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Sep 4, 2019 03:14
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hamjobs posted:I don't do horary but I can ask a non goon expert to do your chart for you if you want Assuming you’re being serious, that actually sounds good. Thanks. ---------------- |
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Sep 5, 2019 02:54
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i lost my deck guys this is so fuckin' dumb
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Sep 5, 2019 02:59
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Heather Papps posted:i lost my deck guys this is so fuckin' dumb I always said you weren't playing with a full deck! 
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Sep 5, 2019 05:46
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SweetWillyRollbar posted:I always said you weren't playing with a full deck! Help astrology goons i need a reading: where did i put my tarotcards?
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Sep 5, 2019 12:26
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Heather Papps posted:Help astrology goons i need a reading: where did i put my tarotcards? Have you looked in the couch cushions? |
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Sep 5, 2019 12:39
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SweetWillyRollbar posted:Have you looked in the couch cushions? 
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Sep 5, 2019 14:51
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I'll ask this morning to see if they're available/taking clients and then put you in touch directly. May take a bit, they're busy people. |
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Sep 5, 2019 15:26
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i am not bad at reading cards, all jokes aside.
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Sep 5, 2019 15:46
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Heather Papps posted:i am not bad at reading cards, all jokes aside. But he wants a horary chart, not cards |
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Sep 5, 2019 20:09
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i figured any port in a storm.... ?
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Sep 5, 2019 20:39
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Heather Papps posted:i figured any port in a storm.... lemme know if any of my draws helped you figure stuffs out fella! good luck, i wish you the best.
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Sep 6, 2019 02:33
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sorry, astrology isn't my bag, but i do gently caress around with the i-ching, tho.
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Sep 6, 2019 07:58
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Gene Hackman Fan posted:sorry, astrology isn't my bag, but i do gently caress around with the i-ching, tho. i ching owns but i have no practical experiance, do you like throw sticks or turtle shells or what?
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Heather Papps posted:i ching owns but i have no practical experiance, do you like throw sticks or turtle shells or what? coins, when I'm not too broke to have to use a random number app at least. ---------------- |
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and besides, i really don't take it seriously -- i use it more for trying to plot out my attempts at creative writing like philip k dick did for man in the high castle.
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