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The final stretch. You spend weeks preparing for Christmas and then it's all over so fast. Ah well. Still quiet. EorayMel needed some private time, other goons continue to hide away with their only real friend, videogames.  Finally! Christmas dinner! The culmination of all this preparation, a time for togetherness, a time for friends and family and sharing... and goons either kill themselves or retreat to their basement lairs.  A last gift, but not for Satans Onion.  But don't worry, Satans Onion got the gift of a very festive death. Which leaves two goons standing.  But not for long.    Congratulations Captain Hygiene! You survived Christmas! I hope you got some nice presents this year. Here's the link to this version if anyone wants to run their own festive Deathmas.
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Dead last again. Thanks for doing this. A great holiday gift 
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Dec 26, 2019 03:27
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GI joe would have tried to put out the flames too if u break ur gi joe ur gonna die
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Dec 26, 2019 03:28
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The greatest Christmas present of all: life  Thanks for the surprise game!
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Dec 26, 2019 03:36
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Thank you so much had a blast reading this and woo top 4 best placement yet!
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Dec 26, 2019 03:42
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that was great, thanks for doing it
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Dec 26, 2019 03:43
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Hey my best showing to date! But I always knew Christmas crackers were dangerous. Good game all!
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Hell yes, sweet present! Thanks cyncyanide 💝
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Oh man I just saw this and it’s everything I wanted for Christmas, sleeping passively, drinking, and then dying from a freak accident Once again life imitates art
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Wait, I didn't get kills for throwing those anime body pillows in the fire?!
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You know what, who says I also cannot run a show match, featuring 48 characters looking to escape the cold, but especially the holidays, by going to a tropical and extremely tranquil island?  Why not? I gave up trying to think of themes at cabin 10, ended up being the miscellaneous crew This will be a 100% blind run/simulation, set to the highest possible lethality rate. Take your bets now on which cabin, and most importantly, which festive fleer will give it their all to win!
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Dec 26, 2019 21:29
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throwing my bet to cabin 10
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The weak have perished on the ship. The real hunger games showmatch begins now. And I do mean show, as you shall see   ...no no, not quite that.  That   Some are taking it hard, while some are taking advantage of others.  But surely the late Christmas spirit can stop all the fussing and fighting; are we not all brothers?  A medkit, a bottle, and an unorthodox mating display.  And three slaps for I say to you, hey hey hey!  Earthealm ricewine puts Outworld liquor to shame  And quite the sexual spectacle, who is to blame?  Some bugs that ought to be smashed, not bothering to know a single name.   
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Dec 26, 2019 21:59
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It’s gonna be Cabin 3, Shemp, with a bullet. Probe me if I’m wrong.
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My faith in the Stooges as lovable plot-armored protagonists has been shaken with the loss of their leader, but eff it, still betting on Cabin 3
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 We begin with gambling, scavenging, and a good old fashioned beating out of the blue.  Followed by some deviant behavior.  While Shemp has found three OTHER stooges!  Nothing special here, just a casual knockout powerbomb on Elmo.  I almost feel bad for their ineptitude for whatever they are trying to make (besides entertainment for us, of course.) Also, I don't think Enfield should be bothering with fires...  Nothing else noteworthy to report on...including the contracting combatant count  So we go straight into  Day 2 while hoping they get more...inspired. Exactly so   Sixfold swimming and sixfold scuffles!  https://gamepedia.cursecdn.com/dota2_gamepedia/7/72/Vo_necrolyte_necr_purch_02.mp3  Goddamn nobody is happy on a tropical island with each other.  Here's some vaguely food related events. Probably for shishkebab in a smokehouse.  Taking one for the team. How noble. But nobility is sorely overrated in the hunger games.  He already has one   At least Wario is in character  But these two characters...are out   
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no one ever watched the hunger games fascist bullshit lmao
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The relative lack of violence displeased me (or the day was actually really short) so here we go again!!! That's more like it. Just follow up on it drat you, I know you can, yes you will-  Ouch.  This one also probably warrants an "ouch" but less dramatically.  Ice cold, Elmo. Maybe that powerbomb did something to your moral compass.  Ship wreckage party in the making! Maybe.    A very fitting sequence of events, IMO.  Mr. Nepal's taking it hard from the insults. Vinny, Scarface, and a badly(excellently) named Slowbro beg to differ.  An antagonizing pair and a cooperative pair! Such beauty that forms in the most dire of situations.  This one beautifully speaks for itself   Strange how Curly only now decides to see how the other tributes are doing right as El Torrente off himself   A plumbing they will go, indeed.
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DAY 3, YIPPEE  Coconut Conk from Mario Party 3!   Water and fire do not mix, but it is notable how those two elements were represented back to back through these events.  What do you mean this does not succeed? Obviously it is foolproof!  Can't a man obsessed with fidget spinners borrow some tools without a big commotion and suicide attempt ruining matters?  They don't make 'em like Tony anymore. He dishes it out just as hard as he can take it with whatever is at hand. This guy's got balls.  A tree bonds with plants while two half-human half-machine abominations team up for presumably more of the same.  Why make what you could easily buy? And the other horrors I will not speak of here.  Shemp's had enough of The Neighbor's poo poo it seems.  There's a great idea right there. What else could it be used for at this point?  Going down swinging, and not in vain! There is a purpose to forming these hunting parties after all.  Two agents of chaos, not so different from each other, hard at work. DEATH RECAP  
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EorayMel posted:A plumbing they will go, indeed. 
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 NIGHT THREE  Oh my, what a daring bout between them! Too bad they couldn't keep it afloat.  Considering this is a deer, would that be a regular pair of boots or a pair of boots for quadrupeds?  Bo Rai Cho's reign of terror comes to a swift and justified end.  There is a difference between making peace, and making your peace...  https://i.imgur.com/BjIPebB.mp4  How to do, and not to do, planning.  A roller coaster of emotions.  Going with the Mario Party metaphors again, I think we'll call this Chance Time.  If you're restless at night, just go sleep walking! Day Four, and more  I foresee only good things arising from this.  And I do mean ONLY good things!  Nobody came by and erased it, so that alone is commendable.  With no mention of the body, we can only assume it was grounded. Grounded. Grounded. Grounded.  The phrasing either makes this hilarious or horrifying. Or both.  This raises an alarming amount of questions.  Wario cannot change his ways evident by pocket change, and the other survivors may change him for worse if this is anything to go by.  https://gamepedia.cursecdn.com/dota2_gamepedia/b/ba/Vo_necrolyte_necr_anger_01.mp3  Ouch.  I thought Shrek was a good samaritan  On the flipside, score! Also note the three heads with the three types of items. THE FALLEN   HALFLIFE HALFTIME   
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come on Fat Deer and Shrek you can do it bring it home
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Night four approaches... Well, it WAS a shot in the dark after all.  Wario's greed almost gets the best of him.  Somehow, the worse things on the island always involve clowns. Always.   Those are not arrows in Shrek's butt   Given how this night is going, that is for the better.  You hate to see that happen, I know I do  And also this. Too fat to fidget  Bugs apparently do not like boats. Maybe its a compound in the wood. You may also notice a particular absence of certain characters. That is because... They got blown the gently caress apart by a tree.   Good loving grief!!!! I'm gonna need a drink after that. I know that the survivors sure as hell need one.    It is first come, first serve. And after that insanity, who couldn't go for a cold one?  This is a very well warranted reaction and development.  This is an EXTREMELY well warranted reaction and development.  This is the most appropriate conclusion to a boat full of beer coincidentally showing up after a great culling, ending as unceremoniously as it began.
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Well, that was enlightening. How about the aftermath? The supply showdown's haunting fissures cut deep and run far.  But perhaps not as far as how every piece of trash eventually finds its way into the ocean, and then into the possession of a strange smelling strongman.  Scarface, meanwhile went straight to the top. And then fell all the way down from his hubris, having gotten high on his own supply.  But all of that pales compared to a quiet day of fishing and weapon smithing. Yet, not as quiet as the rest for these   
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Zippy the Bummer posted:drat it Obese Animal you let me down the fat beast started out strong, but had no staying power same as it ever was
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Not much remains...not much to go through the fifth night. Might move a bit faster to wrap things up given the earlier bloodbath  Dragoneel's marksmanship improves, but Shemp's strategy seems to downgrade back to the classics of merely stunning them instead of slaughtering them.  Everything else is merry with beauty sleep and food gathering. How boring. What can the  sixth day yield? And impressive play taken from a previous bout on the island, executed with a similar set of survivors left. Intriguing!  That tree is becoming a big weedy problem, methinks. Funnily enough, a past game on the island did have a tree trying to become all powerful via blood transfusions. But this? This is better.  Oh, to be a stinging insect from a bothered nest on the trunk spying on this scenario THE FALLEN AGAIN 
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Who's gonna take it? Not Mr. Nepal. Who's gonna take it???  Not Wario (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=foKnbMf9PnM)  Cabin 11's last hope  Cabin 3 Stooges' sole survivor  Cabin 6's triumphing tree 
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Wait for it... WAIT FOR IT...  They're down! They're both down! Congratulations! The champion has been decided!!!     Well that was fun.
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UTOREXEGG is now the Murder Champion of the Hunger Games, with 10 impressive kills! That's the most out of any iteration run thus far.
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I was rooting for him. Bless Shemp
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