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gundick dude: deeerrr i got a gun on my dick so that the recoil hits me direcftly in the testicles with every shot. its cool and mysterious how the homemade gun between my legs coul misfire into my dick at any moment kidnapped dad: im religious we have to do things the right away kids: we are two dumb kids of the overly religious guy you are hanging out with ex-soldier dude: i have constant nam flashbacks while smoking a big dumb cigar selma: meanwhile, i am a cool vampire and i strip with a weird snake and make people drink foot beer but we could probably get rid of the snake and i could stop doing weird foot stuff and strip normal for all eternity if you asked me to cheech: we got weed pussay the weed rear end pussaayyyy me: whoa cool well i will be opening this door now ---------------- |
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Sep 8, 2019 04:54
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Because they were haters |
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Sep 8, 2019 04:59
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maybe they wanted to grow old nd die happy not live forever young i want to be forever youung do you really want to live forever? forever? forever? i want to be forever young. i'd like to be forever young.
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Sep 8, 2019 15:55
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i would rather die in any given horror movie situation than hang around and try to survive but i would at least go kick jason or freddy in the nards before i die and everyone would stand and clap i would die in a cool pose with the thumbs up and everyone would be thankful that i saved them for a little bit longer but in reality i just wanted to die first and get it over with not really a hero at all just smart enough to know that even if i survive the monster will attack me for at least 5 sequels and eventually get me when im too old to fight back or have an acting career
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Sep 8, 2019 22:25
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WetNightmare posted:i would rather die in any given horror movie situation than hang around and try to survive but i would at least go kick jason or freddy in the nards before i die and everyone would stand and clap i would die in a cool pose with the thumbs up and everyone would be thankful that i saved them for a little bit longer but in reality i just wanted to die first and get it over with not really a hero at all just smart enough to know that even if i survive the monster will attack me for at least 5 sequels and eventually get me when im too old to fight back or have an acting career my horror movie rating is thus: t warning, suicide how many minutes into the film would i just give up and eat a bullet. the sooner, the better. also dagon is a good movie.
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Sep 8, 2019 22:54
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WetNightmare posted:i would rather die in any given horror movie situation than hang around and try to survive but i would at least go kick jason or freddy in the nards before i die and everyone would stand and clap i would die in a cool pose with the thumbs up and everyone would be thankful that i saved them for a little bit longer but in reality i just wanted to die first and get it over with not really a hero at all just smart enough to know that even if i survive the monster will attack me for at least 5 sequels and eventually get me when im too old to fight back or have an acting career see i like to think i'd just be trying to trap jason so we could put him on a treadmill and generate free, renewable, murder lust based energy - just put a couple of twenty to thirty year olds pretending to be teens in front of him and watch him go freddy though can suck it cause my extreme insomnia makes him slightly less terrifying than a wet fart
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Sep 8, 2019 23:07
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*me hearing a mildly spooky noise outside* ok that's it im done. ok you got me!! I'm coming outside with all my clothes off!! kill me or gently caress me, don't waste my fuckin time
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Sep 8, 2019 23:47
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WetNightmare posted:i would rather die in any given horror movie situation than hang around and try to survive but i would at least go kick jason or freddy in the nards before i die and everyone would stand and clap i would die in a cool pose with the thumbs up and everyone would be thankful that i saved them for a little bit longer but in reality i just wanted to die first and get it over with not really a hero at all just smart enough to know that even if i survive the monster will attack me for at least 5 sequels and eventually get me when im too old to fight back or have an acting career https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1w927sHbBL4&t=101s
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Sep 9, 2019 00:18
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FutonForensic posted:*me hearing a mildly spooky noise outside* ok that's it im done. ok you got me!! I'm coming outside with all my clothes off!! kill me or gently caress me, don't waste my fuckin time ---------------- |
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Sep 9, 2019 00:33
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FutonForensic posted:*me hearing a mildly spooky noise outside* ok that's it im done. ok you got me!! I'm coming outside with all my clothes off!! kill me or gently caress me, don't waste my fuckin time https://i.imgur.com/QKTkerO.mp4 |
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Sep 9, 2019 00:40
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FutonForensic posted:*me hearing a mildly spooky noise outside* ok that's it im done. ok you got me!! I'm coming outside with all my clothes off!! kill me or gently caress me, don't waste my fuckin time
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Sep 9, 2019 00:42
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he hosed up by not dying afterwards the wolf would have been enraged and killed him even quicker than normal i would hate to be the last person to die and get killed by an out of breath werewolf who is full and taking half assed bites but i digress the point is that kid is not going to enjoy getting attackedby the werewolf he just kicked in the nuts bc now the werewolf is probably planning to do crazy poo poo to both his nuts now hosed up to think about i know its fiction but... ---------------- |
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Sep 9, 2019 01:56
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WetNightmare posted:he hosed up by not dying afterwards the wolf would have been enraged and killed him even quicker than normal i would hate to be the last person to die and get killed by an out of breath werewolf who is full and taking half assed bites but i digress the point is that kid is not going to enjoy getting attackedby the werewolf he just kicked in the nuts bc now the werewolf is probably planning to do crazy poo poo to both his nuts now hosed up to think about i know its fiction but... ok sure maybe ok but what if he keeps kicking the wolfman in the nards like non stop nard pain maybe he farts too but the nard pain is constant
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Sep 9, 2019 01:58
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ha ha if the werewolf farts from nutpain it would be hilarious but not a solution because the werwolf is going to think about it and plot a crazy attack \on your balls in the future
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Sep 9, 2019 02:00
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WetNightmare posted:ha ha if the werewolf farts from nutpain it would be hilarious but not a solution because the werwolf is going to think about it and plot a crazy attack \on your balls in the future it'd be p cool to go down with the thumbs up too tho
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Sep 9, 2019 02:06
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and everyone stops what theyre doing and claps thats when you give the thumbs up
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Sep 9, 2019 02:12
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Heather Papps posted:also dagon is a good movie. dagon is great and the old drunk dude with the rheumy eyes is honestly the creepiest character in the film |
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Sep 9, 2019 04:18
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bee eater posted:ok sure maybe ok but what if he keeps kicking the wolfman in the nards like non stop nard pain maybe he farts too but the nard pain is constant *Werner Herzog sitting in a leather chair in his study* "The nard pain is a constant on this planet we call Earth. Sometimes it is punctuated by the release of gas, the fart. Outside of these experiences very little of significance happens." |
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Sep 9, 2019 04:49
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I didn't realize there was a third option other than "fight or flight" response. "lay down and die" |
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Sep 9, 2019 08:05
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SweetWillyRollbar posted:*Werner Herzog sitting in a leather chair in his study*
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Sep 9, 2019 09:31
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SweetWillyRollbar posted:*Werner Herzog sitting in a leather chair in his study*
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