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Jaded Burnout

I'll start you off with some examples:
- People using "less" when they mean "fewer"
- People using "rafters" when they mean "joists"
- People using "poisonous" when they mean "venomous"
- People using "nauseated" when they mean "nauseous"

# ? Sep 8, 2019 23:29

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# ? Apr 25, 2024 22:01

Lil Swamp Booger Baby

Ignorance is piss

# ? Sep 8, 2019 23:32

Heather Papps: hello friend

i don't know what this thread is about

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# ? Sep 9, 2019 00:35

nut

me to rob reiner: ah ha ha, i believe you mean a lesser good men

# ? Sep 9, 2019 00:51

google THIS

Heather Papps posted:

i don't know what this thread is about

Ain't it great?

# ? Sep 9, 2019 00:58

google THIS

Hmm, I could read the book first and later be mad at all the stuff they omitted in the movie, or I could watch the movie first and later be delighted by the additional material that's in the book.

# ? Sep 9, 2019 01:01

Heather Papps: hello friend

google THIS posted:

Ain't it great?

maybe? not sure.

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# ? Sep 9, 2019 01:03

google THIS

google THIS posted:

Hmm, I could read the book first and later be mad at all the stuff they omitted in the movie, or I could watch the movie first and later be delighted by the additional material that's in the book.

OK hold up guys I think I just accidentally hit on something major.

# ? Sep 9, 2019 01:04

nut

EMTs showing up at the Colorado River: Where are the injured rafters?

me: tut tut, i think you fellas mean "joists"

# ? Sep 9, 2019 01:12

Heather Papps: hello friend

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sir this is a mcdonalds drive thru

yes thanks please

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# ? Sep 9, 2019 01:16

Kaiser Schnitzel: Schnitzel mit uns

-people saying �map� when they mean �chart�

That�s my dad�s big one

And number and amount. Best not to know sometimes

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# ? Sep 9, 2019 04:03

Escape From Noise

Actually, op, language is a virus.

# ? Sep 9, 2019 05:11

TheBlackDuke

�PIN number�
because the �N�.
that�s what it is.
�number�

people do that with all kinds of stuff but PIN and BLT are the only two I can think of right now

# ? Sep 9, 2019 05:16

Escape From Noise

"Sake" just means "alcohol" in Japanese. So Japanese people tend to get really confused when a foreign customer orders "sake" in Japan.

# ? Sep 9, 2019 05:36

Resting Lich Face: This case of an intraperitoneal zucchini is unusual, and does raise questions as to how hard one has to push a blunt vegetable to perforate the rectum.

For fucks alcohol

# ? Sep 9, 2019 05:45

Escape From Noise

Resting Lich Face posted:

For fucks alcohol

A true master of the Japanese language.

# ? Sep 9, 2019 06:30

Escape From Noise

TheBlackDuke posted:

“PIN number”
because the ‘N’.
that’s what it is.
‘number’

people do that with all kinds of stuff but PIN and BLT are the only two I can think of right now

OPP penis/pussy

# ? Sep 9, 2019 06:31

Baller Ina: :whattheeucharist:

Heather Papps posted:

i don't know what this thread is about

Be stupid, but happy

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# ? Sep 9, 2019 07:03

nut

Resting Lich Face posted:

For fucks alcohol

# ? Sep 9, 2019 09:45

Heather Papps: hello friend

Baller Ina posted:

Be stupid, but happy

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# ? Sep 9, 2019 11:54

google THIS

Baller Ina posted:

Be stupid, but happy

Duhhhhh, here's a little song I wrote

# ? Sep 9, 2019 12:30

Stoner Sloth

google THIS posted:

Duhhhhh, here's a little song I wrote

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# ? Sep 10, 2019 12:12

Twenty Four

TheBlackDuke posted:

�PIN number�
because the �N�.
that�s what it is.
�number�

people do that with all kinds of stuff but PIN and BLT are the only two I can think of right now

I will have to ask my friend that works for a bank, I'm sure this one bugs him too. His usual complaint almost just like this is ATM Machine.

Automatic Teller Machine Machine

# ? Sep 10, 2019 21:41

Jaded Burnout

Dave and me are going to the shops. Would you like to join him and I?

# ? Sep 10, 2019 22:12

GODSPEED JOHN GLENN: I put my thumb up my bum and shut one eye, and my thumb blotted out the planet Earth.

Jaded Burnout posted:

Dave and me are going to the shops. Would you like to join him and I?

Sure, I'd love to!

# ? Sep 11, 2019 10:18

pixaal: All ice cream is now for all beings, no matter how many legs.

Wait who does this with BLT?

# ? Sep 13, 2019 23:01

Lil Swamp Booger Baby

Jaded Burnout posted:

Dave and me are going to the shops. Would you like to join him and I?

Yea ok

# ? Sep 13, 2019 23:05

Macnult

Resting Lich Face posted:

For fucks alcohol

lol

# ? Sep 14, 2019 02:12

google THIS

pixaal posted:

Wait who does this with BLT?

I was wondering this too, maybe people who ask for a BLT without lettuce and/or tomato?

# ? Sep 14, 2019 03:31

pixaal: All ice cream is now for all beings, no matter how many legs.

google THIS posted:

I was wondering this too, maybe people who ask for a BLT without lettuce and/or tomato?

So a bacon sandwich???

That sounds really bad, unless you put some bbq sauce on there and maybe some turkey oh look I just made a completely different sandwich not a BLT, it's an old smokey.

I haven't heard someone make this mortal sin but I believe that is how you make a BLT Tomato

# ? Sep 14, 2019 12:24