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Colonel Cancer
Sep 26, 2015

Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon
Best of luck ElectricSheep. I've been in a similar place since my late teens but slowly climbing out of that well lol.

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JK Fresco
Jul 5, 2019
The only medication I take is copious amounts of Vitamin D aka duster

Resting Lich Face
Feb 21, 2019


This case of an intraperitoneal zucchini is unusual, and does raise questions as to how hard one has to push a blunt vegetable to perforate the rectum.
I should probably make like other posters here and actually get my depression medicated rather than just self-medicating with a drinking habit. But that's new and scary...

Colonel Cancer
Sep 26, 2015

Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon
Alcohol may be a solution but it's not the solution to your problems :cheers:

Resting Lich Face
Feb 21, 2019


This case of an intraperitoneal zucchini is unusual, and does raise questions as to how hard one has to push a blunt vegetable to perforate the rectum.

Colonel Cancer posted:

Alcohol may be a solution but it's not the solution to your problems :cheers:

It's actually the best legal solution for chronic pain that actually works because gently caress getting on pills. Does not play nice with depression though.

Colonel Cancer
Sep 26, 2015

Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon

Resting Lich Face posted:

It's actually the best legal solution for chronic pain that actually works because gently caress getting on pills. Does not play nice with depression though.

Have you ever tried... Marijuananana

It's legal in a lot of places :shrug:

Saint Drogo
Dec 26, 2011

I think nowadays most people with chronic pain know that weed prohibition = society actively making GBS threads on them 24/7.

Colonel Cancer
Sep 26, 2015

Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon
I mean if you're a goon you're probably an overweight white guy so it's not like anyone will ever arrest you for weed lol

El Chupacabras
Oct 12, 2002

Necros posted:

Nah. Kidney stones are loving terrible but I have the hell version of them called staghorn kidney stones because they're shaped like deer antlers instead of sharp orbs. They just get stuck in your tissue and stab the gently caress out of you instead of eventually passing.

Please no one google them.

Ouch! At least mine are the round type, good luck with that!

JK Fresco
Jul 5, 2019

Colonel Cancer
Sep 26, 2015

Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon
Capitalist industrial hellworld is giving you depression probably.

Captain Yossarian
Feb 24, 2011

All new" Rings of Fire"

:prepop:

Vanadium Dame
May 29, 2002

HELLO I WOULD LIKE TO TALK TO YOU ABOUT MY VERY STRONG OPINIONS

Resting Lich Face posted:

It's actually the best legal solution for chronic pain that actually works because gently caress getting on pills. Does not play nice with depression though.

This 100% I dislike using booze but it kills the pain in, oh, all of the broken bits of my body. Cannabis is more of a sleep aid.

Laslow
Jul 18, 2007
A few grams of kratom in the morning because I don’t care for prescription opioids. It lasts longer, I can take it once a day without feeling like poo poo in exactly 2.75 hours on a prescription that’s for once every four. gently caress off with that poo poo. But I’ll take the Rx if I’m really bad off, Hydromorphone.

I also have Morphine which works well, but makes me too drowsy, and it’s extended release, so it lasts long enough too.

I have Valium which pulls double-duty as a muscle relaxer and for anxiety. I also have good old fashioned Xanax for when I’m real panicky though.

I’m also on immunotherapy drugs that I can’t pronounce. And Im also taking Dramamine for nausea from everything else. I have prescriptions for other stuff for nausea too, but they don’t work as well as the Dramamine that’s $4 a bottle.

The best part of taking kratom is reading the kratom thread in TCC where people are constantly clogging their toilets and/or intestines and the idiotic ways they try to deal with it.

Myron Baloney
Mar 19, 2002

Emitting dimensions are swallowing you

i vomit kittens posted:

i have chronic ear infections and my first time seeing a non-pediatric specialist the dude wrote me a year long script for an antibiotic drop. he told me to take it once a week and then if i feel an infection coming on take it twice a day for a week. i feel as though i'm massively contributing to the antibiotic resistance crisis all on my own.

the same guy also told me to avoid putting my head under in "poopy bottom water[sic]"

Well, do you avoid that?

RepeatingMeme
Dec 27, 2012


this place is not a place of honor

no highly esteemed deed is commemorated here

nothing valued is here

what is here was dangerous and repulsive to us

this place is best shunned and left uninhabited


snergle posted:

why hasnt he tried different medications? dont get me wrong limp dick isnt the worst side effect you can get because the other one is that it works but you cant orgasm but the no sleep thing is terrible. psych meds are always start with x and hope it works if it doesnt then start spinning the roulette wheel until it lands on one that sort maybe works with side effects you can handle.

My problem is more the not being able to orgasm than not getting a boner, i just thought limp dick problems sounded funnier. I have tried some different medications, but im tired of the side effects of tapering on and off new drugs so im trying to just do this regiment for a while and hope that the short term side effects are worth the long term benefits.


Saint Drogo posted:

this would probably serve OP a lot better & give him more boners, not less.

way ahead of ya hoss

Big Beef City
Aug 15, 2013

I got the falling sickness just like Caesar did, so they got me on pills for that.
Plus I take a ton of vitamins and poo poo just because I want to.
I'm grateful the anti seizure stuff they found for me works so well with no real side effects other than my poo poo posting.

No but seriously some anti epilepsy meds are down right nasty. Depakote is one, and I told them I'd rather have a grand mal twice a year then go on that. It's an anti psychotic that'll put 30 lbs on you, strip your creativity and stop you from even dreaming as it destroys your liver.
No Bueno.

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yello
Nov 28, 2000

Jesus Fucking Christ I posted in a stupid GBS avatar thread and some piece of shit saddled me with this spiteful nightmare fuel.
Grimey Drawer
I have shingles. It sucks, I can’t sleep, and the pills are huge. At least this is the last day I have to take them.

Not pictured: a gross blistery rash. gently caress you chickenpox virus!

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