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Kazak posted:
Sorry, I'm tremendously stupid. I think I understand this comic but could sum1 help me tks
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Sep 14, 2019 11:42
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Sep 14, 2019 12:25
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Smythe posted:Sorry, I'm tremendously stupid. I think I understand this comic but could sum1 help me tks fruits and veggies have a beef/vendetta and the fruits were defacing the veggies' car with a reference to how in fruits seeds are contained within but for veggies that is not the case, but the veggies come back and the other fruits run away but the fruit doing the defacing doesn't notice, so the veggies beat that fruit up. it's sort of a commentary on how fruits and veggies don't like each other
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Sep 14, 2019 13:04
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Mozi posted:fruits and veggies have a beef/vendetta and the fruits were defacing the veggies' car with a reference to how in fruits seeds are contained within but for veggies that is not the case, but the veggies come back and the other fruits run away but the fruit doing the defacing doesn't notice, so the veggies beat that fruit up. it's sort of a commentary on how fruits and veggies don't like each other I c. Tks
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Sep 14, 2019 19:04
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Big papple fan
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Sep 14, 2019 19:16
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I evangelize re: papples to anyone who will hear it. I'm the papple pontiff
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Sep 14, 2019 19:17
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Wow red delicious really are apple shaped trashballs. I haven't bought apples in years but went out and grabbed some of those pink lady's or whatever they're called. I didn't know apples could taste so good. I've wasted so much time. 
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Sep 15, 2019 05:44
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I work in a state prison and they serve the inmates Red Delicious apples that are the shittiest fruit imaginable, both taste and texture - no wonder everybody hates them now. I was eating a Honeycrisp the other day and one of the inmates asked me ‘how can you eat those things?’ I told him ‘nah, this ain’t those lovely apples from chow, it’s a Honeycrisp - hear, try this’ - I carved off a chunk(with a plastic knife, it’s prison) and gave it to him. He almost had tears in his eyes ‘Holy poo poo, that’s fantastic, I thought this place had ruined apples for me but that’s loving tasty’. I told him, ‘yeah, they’re more expensive but worth it’. Welp, that’s my apple story.
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Sep 15, 2019 19:21
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JnnyThndrs posted:I work in a state prison and they serve the inmates Red Delicious apples that are the shittiest fruit imaginable, both taste and texture - no wonder everybody hates them now. That’s a prison torture story 
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Sep 15, 2019 19:31
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I like the flavor of Granny Smith but they're often too tart, otherwise a good cooking apple. Red delicious has a nice mild flavor and texture suitable for daily eating. So OP as you can see I personally prefer the classics. I find the new flavors they come out with to be very gimmicky compared to the established varieties.
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Sep 15, 2019 20:16
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I too, find different types of apples too exotic for my palette and they frighten me. Plus the 14 hours I spend making GBS threads liquid fire seconds after taking a bite of one. Please God why do they keep making these demon fruits
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Sep 15, 2019 22:09
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Big Apple strikes again.
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Sep 15, 2019 22:23
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JnnyThndrs posted:I work in a state prison and they serve the inmates Red Delicious apples that are the shittiest fruit imaginable, both taste and texture - no wonder everybody hates them now. I’m imagining the warden scrutinizing the weekly powerpoint with a chart showing confiscation of cigarettes and meth are way down. Now it’s nothing but honeycrisps turning up in rectal cavity checks.
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Sep 15, 2019 22:43
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no https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yTw6TOfTBpU&t=7s
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Sep 15, 2019 22:53
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Besides the EFF and ACLU, Apple are clearly the last bastion of privacy rights in the digital world, so while you may find buying their gaudy, overpriced and underfeatured phones just a tasteless and conspicuous display of wealth*, I see it as funding the fight for personal freedoms for all people, everywhere. Hopefully one day the poors will thank me for my sacrifice as they enjoy electronic utopia. * - it is also this.
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Sep 15, 2019 22:58
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My local Stop and Shop had Honeycrisps on sale today for $1.88/pound which is dirt cheap for Honeycrisps.
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Sep 15, 2019 23:54
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Big Beef City posted:I too, find different types of apples too exotic for my palette and they frighten me. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N6-JddDUnyY
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Sep 16, 2019 03:47
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and on a different note https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uSrpNqwBNVY 
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Sep 16, 2019 03:48
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If you stick an iphone in your rear end, can you sue Apple for rape??
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Sep 16, 2019 04:00
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Mozi posted:fruits and veggies have a beef/vendetta and the fruits were defacing the veggies' car with a reference to how in fruits seeds are contained within but for veggies that is not the case, but the veggies come back and the other fruits run away but the fruit doing the defacing doesn't notice, so the veggies beat that fruit up. it's sort of a commentary on how fruits and veggies don't like each other So wait I need you to clarify somewhat; how do veggies reproduce without seeds and don’t say flowers bc I know my fruit trees all flower up so that can’t be it
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Sep 16, 2019 15:06
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I bought some pazzazz apples this morning and don't think I've had that varietal before. Any goon reviews? I passed over honey crisp for these to try them (also because these were like $2.90/lb and the honey crisp were like $3 goddamn 50)
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Sep 16, 2019 15:13
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Malcolm Turnbeug posted:So wait I need you to clarify somewhat; how do veggies reproduce without seeds and don’t say flowers bc I know my fruit trees all flower up so that can’t be it well if you recall, piss is stored in the balls. so what we have here is if you imagine instead of your balls were swinging two ripe big tomatoes, you can think of the seeds being the 'piss' in this situation (being contained within). however if you had like two carrots instead of balls, there would be no piss inside (no seeds, you see). instead the carrot seeds would have been up at the top of the carrot plant - rather like if piss were stored in the hair instead of the balls
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Sep 16, 2019 15:32
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Malcolm Turnbeug posted:So wait I need you to clarify somewhat; how do veggies reproduce without seeds and don’t say flowers bc I know my fruit trees all flower up so that can’t be it vegetables still have seeds you nincompoop, what do you think those packets that say 'carrots' and 'lettuce' in the garden centre are for. its just you eat a part of the plant that has no seeds involved., unlike a fruit where they are all up in that business.
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Sep 16, 2019 20:35
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They harvest veggies to eat before they go to seed. Like lettuce will produce a big stalk right up the middle that flowers and produces seeds, but if you tried to eat the leaves at that point, they'd be gross.
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Sep 16, 2019 20:40
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some stuff is ok like carrots but yeah leafy greens get bitter quick
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Sep 16, 2019 20:47
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New York. City of Apples.
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Sep 16, 2019 20:52
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apples to oranges dust to dust
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Sep 16, 2019 20:56
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I call apples “reds”.  also tomatoes but I assume people can tell the difference from the inflection of tone. 
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Sep 16, 2019 20:56
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ClamdestineBoyster posted:I call apples “reds”. same but only granny smiths
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Sep 16, 2019 21:33
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I think everyone is forgetting that even a red apple is delicious baked.
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Sep 16, 2019 23:41
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COMPAGNIE TOMMY posted:and on a different note Apple probably spent way more than that in the same time frame covering accidental damage by customers manhandling their expensive products just laying out in the open all over their stores. If he really wanted to do some damage to Apple he should have like hosed up their fancy tables and video wall.
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