Nightmares Fear Factory 2019: Why Photoshop Exists

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Dr. Quarex: Apr 18, 2003; I'M A BIG DORK WHO POSTS TOO MUCH ABOUT CONVENTIONS LOOK AT THIS

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Palpek posted:

Good news everyone
I asked an admin to exchange it for a bigger version I made and LITERALLY AN ADMIN did

Wait where is the high five what is going on :hf:

# ? Sep 28, 2019 18:51

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# ? Apr 26, 2024 00:42

Wifi Toilet: Oct 1, 2004; Toilet Rascal

# ? Sep 30, 2019 11:57

Honky Dong Country: Feb 11, 2015

wanna say that I used :doit:

just now and thanks again palpek for getting a better version of it implemented godamn

fuuuuuuck it's yuuuuuge

# ? Oct 1, 2019 01:25

Goobish: May 31, 2011

So after years of this thread I have to wonder if some people become serial killers just so they can witness peoples' goofy death faces. Like I killed a guy just to see what it was like and turns out it was hilarious. I'm not a serial killer but I'd imagine this is how it happens.

# ? Oct 1, 2019 03:38

Resting Lich Face: Feb 21, 2019; This case of an intraperitoneal zucchini is unusual, and does raise questions as to how hard one has to push a blunt vegetable to perforate the rectum.

Goobish posted:

So after years of this thread I have to wonder if some people become serial killers just so they can witness peoples' goofy death faces. Like I killed a guy just to see what it was like and turns out it was hilarious. I'm not a serial killer but I'd imagine this is how it happens.

I can't speak for the others but I do it because wearing someone else's skin is just SOOO sensual. One skin is good for over a week of pleasure and it slowly sloughing off in chunks after 5 or 6 days is like coming out of a cocoon.

Imagine like Edgar in Men in Black, but so aroused I can't even move.

Resting Lich Face fucked around with this message at 04:36 on Oct 1, 2019

# ? Oct 1, 2019 04:14

AWarmBody: Jul 26, 2014; Better than a cold one.

# ? Oct 1, 2019 13:45

Captain Hygiene: Sep 17, 2007; You mess with the crabbo...

AWarmBody posted:

Seasonally appropriate username/post combo

# ? Oct 1, 2019 18:03

The Bloop: Jul 5, 2004; by Fluffdaddy

You two are in cahoots

# ? Oct 1, 2019 20:44

Captain Hygiene: Sep 17, 2007; You mess with the crabbo...

The Bloop posted:

You two are in cahoots

Hank Army

# ? Oct 1, 2019 20:55

Resting Lich Face: Feb 21, 2019; This case of an intraperitoneal zucchini is unusual, and does raise questions as to how hard one has to push a blunt vegetable to perforate the rectum.

The Bloop posted:

You two are in cahoots

I sell white noise and white noise accessories.

# ? Oct 1, 2019 21:23

limp_cheese: Sep 10, 2007; Nothing to see here. Move along.

Goobish posted:

So after years of this thread I have to wonder if some people become serial killers just so they can witness peoples' goofy death faces. Like I killed a guy just to see what it was like and turns out it was hilarious. I'm not a serial killer but I'd imagine this is how it happens.

There was a picture that was in every Photoshop thread for a while of a scared woman right before the guy taking it killed her so yeah, it happens.

# ? Oct 2, 2019 03:36

b mad at me: Jan 25, 2017

be afraid

b mad at me fucked around with this message at 07:02 on Oct 9, 2019

# ? Oct 9, 2019 06:54

Resting Lich Face: Feb 21, 2019; This case of an intraperitoneal zucchini is unusual, and does raise questions as to how hard one has to push a blunt vegetable to perforate the rectum.

Captain Hygiene posted:

Hank Army

I'm really disappointed this isn't an actual emote.

# ? Oct 9, 2019 06:55

Pennywise the Frown: May 10, 2010; Upset Trowel

This thread needs to keep going. It's only the 9th of October.

# ? Oct 9, 2019 06:56

Resting Lich Face: Feb 21, 2019; This case of an intraperitoneal zucchini is unusual, and does raise questions as to how hard one has to push a blunt vegetable to perforate the rectum.

Pennywise the Frown posted:

This thread needs to keep going.

Does it really? It's not like it's very good. For proof note how it's a dead photoshop thread that went like 6 pages and didn't get goldmined.

# ? Oct 9, 2019 06:59

b mad at me: Jan 25, 2017

Resting Lich Face posted:

Does it really? It's not like it's very good. For proof note how it's a dead photoshop thread that went like 6 pages and didn't get goldmined.

don't worry there's a mod that is changing posts

# ? Oct 9, 2019 07:03

Pennywise the Frown: May 10, 2010; Upset Trowel

Resting Lich Face posted:

Does it really? It's not like it's very good. For proof note how it's a dead photoshop thread that went like 6 pages and didn't get goldmined.

Ye of little faith.

# ? Oct 9, 2019 07:32

Light Gun Man: Oct 17, 2009; toEjaM iS oN
vaCatioN; Lipstick Apathy

It's a Halloween tradition, let it live until like Nov 7 or something.

# ? Oct 9, 2019 09:52

Palpek: Dec 27, 2008; Do you feel it, Zach?
My coffee warned me about it.

I'm going to be honest - making something specifically for this thread means a lot of cutting out and after doing a couple I don't feel like making more. I'm probably not alone and that's where the slow down stems from.

# ? Oct 9, 2019 12:08