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Lil Swamp Booger Baby
Aug 1, 1981

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doverhog
May 31, 2013

Defender of democracy and human rights 🇺🇦
I advise you to consider your life, and the universe, at the same time. Neither one has any meaning, other than what you project onto it. So pick a hobby, or a project, or a job, whatever, and believe in it by choice.

doverhog
May 31, 2013

Defender of democracy and human rights 🇺🇦
Also I advice you to consume cum, for health and mystical reasons.

Big Beef City
Aug 15, 2013

doverhog posted:

Also I advice you to consume cum, for health and mystical reasons.

Did you mean to double-post?

doverhog
May 31, 2013

Defender of democracy and human rights 🇺🇦
That was intentional, yes. Also for mystical reasons.

Alien Sex Manual
Dec 14, 2010

is not a sandwich

So did anyone ever figure out what this is or

Advice????

Burt Sexual
Jan 26, 2006

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Switchblade Switcharoo

Labes for days posted:

So did anyone ever figure out what this is or

Advice????

No

Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

Smugworth Wuz Here
I have some advice. Always make sure you are being extra safety and wear all buckles when driving. It is recommended that you add extra buckles for your head and testicles so in the event of a crash your head and testicles are safe.

Obsidianheart
Apr 26, 2017

Throwing off the shadow of a better man.
Any advice for getting blood out of stucco?

Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

Smugworth Wuz Here

Obsidianheart posted:

Any advice for getting blood out of stucco?

A soft bristled brush and a seatbelt.

Obsidianheart
Apr 26, 2017

Throwing off the shadow of a better man.

Literally A Person posted:

A soft bristled brush and a seatbelt.

No way, man, a seatbelt's what got it there in the first place.

Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

Smugworth Wuz Here

Obsidianheart posted:

No way, man, a seatbelt's what got it there in the first place.

So it is true, they take more lives than they save. That's it, I'm off seatbelts for good. HelloooOOOOooooOOOOoooo parachutes.

marijuanamancer
Sep 11, 2001

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
do you want to poo poo and piss into the same bucket

Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

Smugworth Wuz Here

marijuanamancer posted:

do you want to poo poo and piss into the same bucket

You know what they say; poo poo in one hand and piss in the other and see that your hands are filled with piss and poo poo.

marijuanamancer
Sep 11, 2001

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Literally A Person posted:

You know what they say; poo poo in one hand and piss in the other and see that your hands are filled with piss and poo poo.

they definitely say that

Cubone
May 26, 2011

Because it never leaves its bedroom, no one has ever seen this poster's real face.
I didn't expect to go to my doctor's office and take an underwater weighing test. That said with my sister. I wasn't mad at my mom for doing this, but if she would've let me know about it days in advance, then it would be okay.

ScRoTo TuRbOtUrD
Jan 21, 2007

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coolskull
Nov 11, 2007

marijuanamancer posted:

they definitely say that

i do

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