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3 | 3.13% |
| Real lovely |
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7 | 7.29% |
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11 | 11.46% |
| Mostly lovely |
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15 | 15.63% |
| Goku |
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25 | 26.04% |
| poo poo-tastic |
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4 | 4.17% |
| Hemorrhoid causing poo poo Blaster |
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17 | 17.71% |
| Surprisingly nice |
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14 | 14.58% |
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I always have high hopes for fancy new toilet paper but they all end up lovely.
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Sep 20, 2019 12:19
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i dont think they use virgin timber for tp do they
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Sep 20, 2019 12:33
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Just realised I've been at my new job for three weeks now and haven't once taken a dump there. Toilets seem nice too, better than my last job where every poop was spent next to four Chinese guys splattering their caffeine powered shits all over the place
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Sep 20, 2019 13:01
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UnfortunateSexFart posted:Just realised I've been at my new job for three weeks now and haven't once taken a dump there. Toilets seem nice too, better than my last job where every poop was spent next to four Chinese guys splattering their caffeine powered shits all over the place Being constipated for three weeks sounds deadly.
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Sep 20, 2019 13:20
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I only wipe with the finest silk scarves.
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Sep 20, 2019 13:37
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RocktheCaulk posted:You are the root of all evil in this world. Also according to my spreadsheet usage has increased over the last 3 months, so I'm looking for cheaper. Also, I refuse to pay for brand name Post-It notes. immortalyawn fucked around with this message at 15:47 on Sep 20, 2019 |
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Sep 20, 2019 15:40
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immortalyawn posted:Also according to my spreadsheet usage has increased over the last 3 months, so I'm looking for cheaper. Can I get a wall calendar and a desk planner that Im definitely never going to use because I have a phone please?
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Sep 20, 2019 15:55
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RocktheCaulk posted:What would your endorsement pitch be? I was thinking something more along the lines of a Wheaties box, with me giving a big thumbs up while pointing to my rear end and winking.
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Sep 20, 2019 15:56
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DarkSoulsTantrum posted:Can I get a wall calendar and a desk planner that Im definitely never going to use because I have a phone please? I haven't given general staff calendars for years, GM's and people who can fire me, sure.
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Sep 20, 2019 16:02
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Jerry Cotton posted:Being constipated for three weeks sounds deadly. I tend to go in the morning before work and that's it. I would love to waste company time normally but it puts strain on a coworker that I don't hate.
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Sep 20, 2019 17:12
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Crpr: the toilet rating app.
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Sep 20, 2019 17:27
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UnfortunateSexFart posted:I tend to go in the morning before work and that's it. I would love to waste company time normally but it puts strain on a coworker that I don't hate. If you're employed and do a poo not on company time, you're a collaborator  But I guess solidarity is redemption so I don't know, this isn't a clear-cut case 
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Sep 20, 2019 21:08
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DarkSoulsTantrum posted:Back with my review. This is the best trip report I've read to date
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Sep 24, 2019 10:40
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Alucard posted:I always have high hopes for fancy new toilet paper but they all end up lovely. Just wanted to say that I appreciated this post.
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Sep 24, 2019 11:50
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marijuanamancer posted:sometimes ill just pull over next a construction site and pinch one out in a portajohn just to get some of that sweet bacto-diversity I work at a construction site. I usually crap in the EHS trailer, which has so-so but not terrible TP. The portajohns though... that stuff is the worst. On a hot humid day it absorbs all the moisture out of the air. Ever wipe your rear end with damp TP? Its not great. It wouldnt be so bad when its cold out except trying to use a portajohn in 10 degree weather is miserable.
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Sep 26, 2019 02:11
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Rockin John Wayne TP where I work OP
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Sep 26, 2019 02:29
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Colonel Cancer posted:If you use wet wipes you are literally toilet Hitler, you know that? poo poo clogs pipes, is non recyclable. clogging your work toilet is praxis
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Sep 26, 2019 02:38
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We get our toilet paper from the building and they have somehow found a way to cut down on cost and invent 1/2 ply but like how much is that saving them when you gotta use twice as much
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Sep 26, 2019 04:39
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