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Constellations. We all know them, sure. But when's the last time we really USED them, right? They're so old. Orion the Hunter? I mean, come on. Hunting isn't a job anymore. More like a hobby. I think that's part of the problem. Constellations need a sexy update! Make them pop for the kids so they'll have appeal beyond the older users like sailors and witches and the like, while still maintaining their appeal. We need to disrupt this stuff! Maybe instead of being a hunter Orion could become a guitarist, so instead of an animal carcass, or bow, or whatever he's just like shredding sick riffs on a guitar. Also Cancer makes everyone think of that real bummer of a disease. Maybe Cancer could become a cute cat's face. You know. Stuff like that! I'm no authority though, and I'll try to work on some mock ups later but if anyone has any ideas feel free to submit them! Remember to shoot for the stars! (but don't really shoot them that would be bad). |
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i found a new constellation last night. i call it "dubsteb"
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Sep 20, 2019 12:22
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Heather Papps posted:"dubsteb" https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ddlIPv-DAeM
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SweetWillyRollbar posted:Constellations. We all know them, sure. But when's the last time we really USED them, right? They're so old. Orion the Hunter? I mean, come on. Hunting isn't a job anymore. More like a hobby. I think that's part of the problem. Constellations need a sexy update! Make them pop for the kids so they'll have appeal beyond the older users like sailors and witches and the like, while still maintaining their appeal. We need to disrupt this stuff! gemini is the twins, to attract the younger generation I think we need to update it to a threesome
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Manifisto posted:gemini is the twins, to attract the younger generation I think we need to update it to a threesome Jen&Jim&I
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aries dies
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Sep 20, 2019 16:57
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nut posted:aries dies RIP in heaven |
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Manifisto posted:gemini is the twins, to attract the younger generation I think we need to update it to a threesome |
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Sep 20, 2019 17:15
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ursa minor? no thanks, i am not going to jail. ursa major for me.
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Sep 20, 2019 17:17
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Heather Papps posted:ursa minor? no thanks, i am not going to jail. 
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Sep 20, 2019 17:24
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 hmmm yes
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Sep 20, 2019 17:28
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Well Sagittarius is an archer, but archery is lame! Let's give him a badass Barret .50 cal instead. Noscope 2 the stars.
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Sep 20, 2019 21:08
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magic cactus posted:Well Sagittarius is an archer, but archery is lame! Let's give him a badass Barret .50 cal instead. Noscope 2 the stars. give him a katana, and maybe some ninja throwing stars |
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what is the anime constellation does it have a fedora |
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Sep 20, 2019 21:12
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Manifisto posted:gemini is the twins, to attract the younger generation I think we need to update it to a threesome If you look closely the twins are already involved in a tryst with Orion, a charioteer, two dogs and a bull, Beetlejuice and occasionally a wandering Roman god. Leave good enough alone, imo poverty goat fucked around with this message at 21:22 on Sep 20, 2019 |
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Sep 20, 2019 21:20
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"Ahhh, the thicc dipper"
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poverty goat posted:If you look closely the twins are already involved in a tryst with Orion, a charioteer, two dogs and a bull, Beetlejuice and occasionally a wandering Roman god. Leave good enough alone, imo Pompeiian graffiti actually describes this region of the sky as "The Winter Aristocrats" based on a long-lost lewd joke |
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Sep 20, 2019 22:07
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nut posted:"Ahhh, the thicc dipper"
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nut posted:"Ahhh, the thicc dipper" |
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New constellations: the finger, dabs, the big bong and the little bowl, big dick daddy's dongarium, sexy horse, captain Picard playing his flute, crossfit, Libra 2: measure harder |
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