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Piso Mojado

Animal Ghosts

When all animals die they turn into ghosts [51]. Most animals retain an etherial version of their living form except goats (see: goasts), who's eyes are made normal because they creeped everyone out [52].

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FutonForensic

Resurrection

Members of the afterlife have the option of resurrecting at any point in their previous life, provided they created a save point [2]. Many newcomers to the afterlife complain upon learning this, as they consider this save feature not clearly communicated [3]. However, this is clearly explained on the last page of the Bible, which is in every hotel room in America, so there's no excuse [citation needed].


Mr. Dick

by Cyrano4747
Rocks

Rocks have no souls, nor do they seem to suffer from a discernibly finite lifespan. Yet heaven is full of them.

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Escape From Noise

Mr. Dick posted:

Rocks

Rocks have no souls, nor do they seem to suffer from a discernibly finite lifespan. Yet heaven is full of them.

See related articles: lobster (rock)

Heather Papps

hello friend


SweetWillyRollbar posted:

See related articles: lobster (rock)

disambiguation: rock (LOBSTER?!?!?)



thanks Dumb Sex-Parrot and deep dish peat moss for this winter bounty!

FutonForensic

Heaven is: your own private Idaho


nut

Limbo

Limbo is a popular dance contest, based on traditions that originated on the island of Trinidad. The aim is to pass forwards under a low bar without falling or dislodging the bar.

vanisher

Afterlife Afterlife

After living your Afterlife a second Afterlife begins (the Afterlife Afterlife) [17]. This second Afterlife is only available if you lived your first Afterlife according to the laws outlined in the Afterlife Bible (or Bible 2) [18].

Mr. Dick

by Cyrano4747
This thing reads like stereo instructions.

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afterlife simple english wikipedia

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alnilam

Mr. Dick posted:

This thing reads like stereo instructions.



ty manifisto

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