|
I don't know if this is a thing where you guys are, but I've been noticing that people are using this special paint for their cars. Usually it's a marketing stunt on their delivery vehicle, but lately, it looks like normal commuters. My question is why would you do that to your own car? Do you not know that my first instinct is to draw a huge dick and balls on it? What possible messages could the public have for you that you need to have a writing space available at all times?
|
#
?
Sep 25, 2019 09:11
|
|
|
|
| # ? Apr 24, 2024 21:59 |
|
|
chalk my dick, op
|
|
#
?
Sep 25, 2019 10:13
|
|
|
Ok, press it up against the car and i'll draw the outline around it. So it looks like a dick died
|
|
#
?
Sep 25, 2019 10:14
|
|
|
my balls itch
|
|
#
?
Sep 25, 2019 10:29
|
|
|
rub some chalk on em
|
|
#
?
Sep 25, 2019 10:50
|
|
|
One of my roommates in college did this on one of his bedroom walls and it was basically an endless tide of penises
|
|
#
?
Sep 25, 2019 14:12
|
|
|
Good Ol Filbert posted:I don't know if this is a thing where you guys are, but I've been noticing that people are using this special paint for their cars. Usually it's a marketing stunt on their delivery vehicle, but lately, it looks like normal commuters. My question is why would you do that to your own car? Do you not know that my first instinct is to draw a huge dick and balls on it? What possible messages could the public have for you that you need to have a writing space available at all times? Do you carry around a lot of chalk in case you find a car to vandalize?
|
|
#
?
Sep 25, 2019 14:14
|
|
|
Pewdiepie posted:Do you carry around a lot of chalk in case you find a car to vandalize? you paint on chalk in negative space
|
|
#
?
Sep 25, 2019 14:19
|
|
|
Amarcarts posted:One of my roommates in college did this on one of his bedroom walls and it was basically an endless tide of penises Is this stuff a nightmare to ever paint over?
|
|
#
?
Sep 25, 2019 14:31
|
|
|
Someone with the skills could chalk a photorealistic picture on the car. I suggest a goatse
|
|
#
?
Sep 25, 2019 14:33
|
|
|
Pewdiepie posted:Do you carry around a lot of chalk in case you find a car to vandalize? Is it really vandalizing if the car has chalkboard meant for writing on it? e: Thought about it and if this were common in my area, I would absolutely stay carrying around chalk
|
|
#
?
Sep 25, 2019 14:36
|
|
|
Big Beef City posted:Is this stuff a nightmare to ever paint over? Not sure. It was still there when I moved out.
|
|
#
?
Sep 25, 2019 14:45
|
|
|
Thread needs pix.
|
|
#
?
Sep 25, 2019 14:45
|
|
|
A mod using their authority to pressure users into posting dick pics? Boy I never thought I'd see the day, I can tell you that.
|
|
#
?
Sep 25, 2019 14:47
|
|
|
The Walrus posted:you paint on chalk in negative space Thank you for this explanation. I also was under the impression that it'd be necessary to carry around chalk paint preemptively. Big Beef City posted:A mod using their authority to pressure users into posting dick pics? That guy had it coming.
|
|
#
?
Sep 25, 2019 15:18
|
|
|
One time my buddy Louie threw a party and my other buddy Ian started drawing dicks all over the cupboards in the kitchen. Some other folks at the party caught on and Ian just kept telling everyone that it was a "dick drawing party". Louie sort of started to catch on but was pretty drunk and just leaning on things to keep vertical, "alright guys, dicks are over," he pleaded flaccidly. Before long everyone in the party was drawing dicks all over everything. The house was a rental. Louie and Ian still tell this story and laugh pretty hard about it but it usually ends with Louie saying something along the lines of, "Yeah, but in all seriousness the landlord was loving pissed and that cost me a lot of money". edit: The point is you can draw a dick any surface you want, OP
|
|
#
?
Sep 25, 2019 15:34
|
|
|
Wow your buddies sound like loving assholes
|
|
#
?
Sep 25, 2019 15:52
|
|
|
Big Beef City posted:Is this stuff a nightmare to ever paint over? You never need to, you just find the colour you want in chalk instead.
|
|
#
?
Sep 25, 2019 17:20
|
|
|
Pewdiepie posted:Do you carry around a lot of chalk in case you find a car to vandalize? No, but I will now. The negative space thing's probably what's gonna happen, buncha negative space dicks being driven all over town Burt Sexual posted:Thread needs pix. Took a picture of one on the freeway like about a hear ago, and have been seeing more in the wild about town. I can't seem to be able to upload the photo using my tablet, but somebody did leave a nice comment in imgur regarding the obvious lack of dicks to which I totally agree
|
|
#
?
Sep 25, 2019 17:40
|
|
|
I never got the dick drawing obsession.
|
|
#
?
Sep 25, 2019 17:50
|
|
|
best bale posted:Is it really vandalizing if the car has chalkboard meant for writing on it? It is if you clear coat it afterwards.
|
|
#
?
Sep 25, 2019 18:23
|
|
|
Chalk up another one
|
|
#
?
Sep 25, 2019 18:25
|
|
|
Smythe posted:I never got the dick drawing obsession. Once you find the perfect hog you'll understand
|
|
#
?
Sep 25, 2019 18:25
|
|
|
WASH ME
|
|
#
?
Sep 25, 2019 18:33
|
|
|
Smythe posted:I never got the dick drawing obsession. You were nearly passing for human, but you'll never truly understand the human desire to draw cocks, alien!
|
|
#
?
Sep 25, 2019 19:05
|
|
|
OP you got any pics to show what you are talking about
|
|
#
?
Sep 25, 2019 20:28
|
|
|
Not sure if it's the same thing the OP is talking about, but I did see a car that had a hood that was basically kinda chalkboardish, and the person had put a box of chalk where the vent is at the bottom of the front windshield so I guess anyone could take some chalk and write some poo poo on his hood. I don't remember what was already written on there though, probably because it was all just boring poo poo. I think it was an old civic.
|
|
#
?
Sep 25, 2019 22:08
|
|
|
Why draw dicks when u can spread ur rear end cheeks as far apart as possible and then kiss the car with ur butthole, then grind back and forth on the car w/ur butthole, leaving a big smear on it
|
|
#
?
Sep 25, 2019 22:10
|
|
|
So the car deserves it? Because of what it's wearing?? SomethingAwful.Com's #MeToo reckoning is coming, and it will be furious.
|
|
#
?
Sep 25, 2019 22:14
|
|
|
Big Beef City posted:Is this stuff a nightmare to ever paint over? I am a 20+ year professional painter. Its no harder to paint over then any other black latex wall paint. HTH
|
|
#
?
Sep 25, 2019 23:55
|
|
|
A long time ago, a friend and I went to the local community college with those window chalk roller sticks. We did draw many dick and balls as well as bad words. Then we would hide behind a nearby car and wait. Some people seemed pissed and tried to rub it off, but surprisingly many people were just like "Haha gently caress it" and just left it and drove away.
|
|
#
?
Sep 26, 2019 00:09
|
|
|
Smythe posted:I never got the dick drawing obsession. I'm an immature person, but I don't like to permanently damage things, so drawing a recognizable funny figure that people can easily erase gives me a chuckle. I draw my line at permanence, I think it's funny when people draw penises on faces, but only laugh if it's washable, the permanence of Sharpie and inconvenience to take it off takes the fun out of it. Overall, it's the reaction vs. the aftermath that sets the mood. Lil Swamp Booger Baby posted:OP you got any pics to show what you are talking about  ilikedirt posted:Why draw dicks when u can spread ur rear end cheeks as far apart as possible and then kiss the car with ur butthole, then grind back and forth on the car w/ur butthole, leaving a big smear on it I don't know man, it gets pretty hot in Cali, might singe the ol' event horizon right off Although, this post reminded me of that Regretsy post where the artist was pressing paper onto her painted butthole and selling it online
|
|
#
?
Sep 26, 2019 09:02
|
|
|
Pah, back in my day we used good old fashioned dirt:
|
|
#
?
Sep 26, 2019 09:08
|
|
|
|
| # ? Apr 24, 2024 21:59 |
|
|
Dell_Zincht posted:Pah, back in my day we used good old fashioned dirt: lol One time I saw a very detailed picture drawn in the back window of someone's car of a close up of a man's face mid-orgasm, some might argue that the character was in pain, but art is subjective. Overall the sight of somebody driving around with a big O face made me laugh uncontrollably.
|
|
#
?
Sep 26, 2019 09:16
|
|