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Dont Touch ME posted:I really want to get people who say stuff like this to smoke a nice fat bowl of salvia extract. Just take a massive rip of some 100x. Derealization + delirium and rigid philosophies mix like fluorine and magnesium Altered states are hella real, but you need hard drugs and not ASMR.
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I heard it can give you huge cums
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# ? Oct 3, 2019 22:38 |
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Who What Now posted:Altered states are hella real, but you need hard drugs and not ASMR. Just meditate brah
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# ? Oct 3, 2019 23:44 |
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Is that what kids call dropping DMT these days?
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# ? Oct 3, 2019 23:58 |
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got hypnotized into sucking off a cinnabon employee behind a dumpster this morning. i'm especially susceptible to having my state altered when mercury is in retrograde
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# ? Oct 4, 2019 05:24 |
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Nefarious 2.0 posted:got hypnotized into sucking off a cinnabon employee behind a dumpster this morning. i'm especially susceptible to having my state altered when mercury is in retrograde
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# ? Oct 4, 2019 05:35 |
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Lol just lol if you need drugs to alter your own consciousness
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# ? Oct 4, 2019 05:59 |
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JK Fresco posted:Lol just lol if you need drugs to alter your own consciousness How bout you come over here and alter my rear end with your dick!!
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Lil Swamp Booger Baby posted:How bout you come over here and alter my rear end with your dick!! I already have
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# ? Oct 4, 2019 06:11 |
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JK Fresco posted:I already have D.dam...
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HugeGrossBurrito posted:My next door neighbor was a hypnotist who took it incredibly seriously and would rant to me about about fake hypnotists all the time if he caught me walking into my place. Also he was super into selling and eating powdered placenta and he would go to the hospital for spare placenta and I think they would give them to him lol. Kind of sad he moved that dude as entertaining as hell. Hold up, you can just walk into the hospital and buy placenta like it's the loving farmer's market? That seems like the kind of thing that would get you arrested and put on a list for even asking.
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Nefarious 2.0 posted:got hypnotized into sucking off a cinnabon employee behind a dumpster this morning. i'm especially susceptible to having my state altered when mercury is in retrograde It’s all part of you’re sexual awakening. Your receiving cosmic energy and acting a sexual conduit for the Cinnabon Corporation to ascend to a higher plane of sexual awaking. They’ll let you know when they get there.
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# ? Oct 4, 2019 13:25 |
It's a really fun kink but stage hypnotism is kinda creepy!!!
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# ? Oct 4, 2019 13:38 |
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If they ever find a cure for autism the brand name should be Hyp.
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Dont Touch ME posted:I really want to get people who say stuff like this to smoke a nice fat bowl of salvia extract. Just take a massive rip of some 100x. Derealization + delirium and rigid philosophies mix like fluorine and magnesium I've smoked salvia and done other hallucinogens. Drugs of all sorts, in fact. ... That doesn't make hypnotism less of a sham. Peace.
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Rad-daddio posted:Hold up, you can just walk into the hospital and buy placenta like it's the loving farmer's market? I wonder if you request it "to go", will they give you a little bag for it?
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# ? Oct 4, 2019 14:44 |
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Colonel Cancer posted:I wonder if you request it "to go", will they give you a little bag for it? Hospitals will not under any circumstances give/sell you a placenta. That being said, you want a placenta? I can get you a placenta, believe me. There are ways, Dude. You don't wanna know about it, believe me. Hell, I can get you a placenta by 3 o'clock this afternoon... with some cord!
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Yeah no, I get the 21 year old joke. Good job on that one. You got "Cartman" voice thing to follow that up, or a double pistols hand sign? You know, keep it fresh?
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Big Beef City posted:Yeah no, I get the 21 year old joke. What the hell is this?
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# ? Oct 4, 2019 15:13 |
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Icochet posted:What the hell is this? BBC regularly goes off his meds and gets really really angry at random posters
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Icochet posted:What the hell is this? Drug induced aggression
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# ? Oct 4, 2019 17:20 |
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He is experiencing an altered state of consciousness
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# ? Oct 4, 2019 17:26 |
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I had my first hypnotism experience at a furry convention earlier this year. A girl I was crushing on super hard at the con dragged me along and I followed a goat demon to the hotel room. I was rolling hard on Molly and dropped for them all easily. Acting like a cat, erotic stimulation commands, being put to sleep and woken up during sessions of beating and shocking, all kinds of BDSM poo poo. Best night of my life. For two days after anytime someone snapped their fingers I'd audibly moan. I picked up a book on hypnosis and started it with my submissive to aid in conditioning and improve our playtime. I've done a few theraputic sessions where I helped with her dysphoria and attitude towards her eating disorders on top of all the kink poo poo. It's been a very good experience and kinda makes me want to become a hypnotherapist, but I think I prefer to use it for sexy time rather than helping people quit smoking or whatever. I think it's fair to say hypnosis is just playing along but with a level of commitment to playing along you're not typically gonna get out of someone otherwise. It's a kinda similar experience to a guided meditation or even sub-space I think. Humans are real dumb and suggestable at a baseline so all that's needed is to tear down the defenses we built up to keep from getting constantly scammed and influenced to buy McDonald's every day.
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# ? Oct 4, 2019 19:17 |
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i should buy some mcdonald's, you're right
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# ? Oct 4, 2019 19:18 |
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i altered my physical state into a sentient blob of goo and flushed myself down the terlet and ended up in the bowels of the hollow earth and befriended the molemen and they took me to meet nikola tesla and I sucked him off
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# ? Oct 4, 2019 19:40 |
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CharlestonJew posted:BBC regularly goes off his meds and gets really really angry at random posters It's so, so sad. I asked my family to pray for you Big Beef City. My eldest lifted up his bright yes and asked "daddy, what's a prayer?" And I answered as best I could: "It's like a wish, son. Now wish that this man on the internet defeats his inner rear end in a top hat so that we may all post jokes in peace." And he did, bless him, the little angel. Big Beef, I love you man but if you let that boy down I will loving flame you.
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Icochet posted:My eldest lifted up his bright yes and asked "daddy, what's a prayer?" I hope you slapped his fedora off his head
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Who What Now posted:I hope you slapped his fedora off his head He wears a baseball cap, you furry bastard
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