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Notorious b.s.d.
Jan 25, 2003

by Reene

Gazpacho posted:

I'm not inclined to believe that stallman drinks, i think he just eats garbage

it would take a very special diet to produce that physique

like, congenital liver disease PLUS eating six ounces of beef fat three times a day, and also drinking sixty yolks a day like rocky

it is practically impossible without being an alcoholic

liver disease is kind of required to even start the process

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Notorious b.s.d.
Jan 25, 2003

by Reene
here's a lot easier thing to imagine: stallman is a sad man who has spent decades alone in a one-room "apartment" that is also his office, and he drinks in secret at night and pretends no one can smell it on his breath

in everyone else's view, his b.o. is so overpowering no one wishes to speak closely enough to note his breath

TOOT BOOT
May 25, 2010

imagine being a human garbage pail kid and getting a free ride your whole life tho, its amazing in a way

abigserve
Sep 13, 2009

this is a better avatar than what I had before

Notorious b.s.d. posted:

here's a lot easier thing to imagine: stallman is a sad man who has spent decades alone in a one-room "apartment" that is also his office, and he drinks in secret at night and pretends no one can smell it on his breath

in everyone else's view, his b.o. is so overpowering no one wishes to speak closely enough to note his breath

he takes his computer out at dinners with colleagues to do email when nobody is talking to him

edit; someone at the table asks sarcastically "oh I'm sorry would you like us to be quieter for you"? softly, he responds "its ok, there's no sound anyway"

Sham bam bamina!
Nov 6, 2012

ƨtupid cat

abigserve posted:

someone at the table asks sarcastically "oh I'm sorry would you like us to be quieter for you"? softly, he responds "its ok, there's no sound anyway"

well why not
Feb 10, 2009




stallmans physique is

a) exactly that of someone who drinks beer multiple times per week. many career alcoholics look like that. thin arms and legs, high firm looking gut, that’s a beer belly friends. the more it looks like they’re doing a hilarious watermelon trick the more likely they are crippled by alcohol problems.
b) the name of my new book

well why not fucked around with this message at 11:29 on Oct 2, 2019

akadajet
Sep 14, 2003

well why not posted:

stallmans physique is

a) exactly that of someone who drinks beer multiple times per week. many career alcoholics look like that. thin arms and legs, high firm looking gut, that’s a beer belly friends. the more it looks like they’re doing a hilarious watermelon trick the more likely they are crippled by alcohol problems.
b) the name of my new book

I'm pretty sure I'd start to look like that if I
1) ate like poo poo
2) never shaved and
3) made no attempt to ever exercise

Cocoa Crispies
Jul 20, 2001

Vehicular Manslaughter!

Pillbug

TOOT BOOT posted:

Yeah but his expenditures are presumably near-zero, at the very least he should have a mattress somewhere stuffed with enough to rent an apartment

with all the congealed BO and grease would there be space left in rms's mattress for cash

akadajet
Sep 14, 2003

he's still getting news coverage over the dumbest poo poo


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Gazpacho
Jun 18, 2004

by Fluffdaddy
Slippery Tilde
Stallman doesn’t drink. If he has a binge drug of choice it’s Pacifica radio

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Jun 10, 2001

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Jul 2, 2005

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