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If I were young and single again I would simply go out and bang hot people and consume alcohol
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jokes posted:If I were young and single again I would simply go out and bang hot people and consume alcohol Same, but if my dick worked.
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Jun 8, 2020 09:49
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DeadFatDuckFat posted:Bees twerk to navigate the land. Maybe they were bees. Op please do not hit on the bees while they're working. I know you think they're hot but it's v inappropriate
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Jun 8, 2020 09:57
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When I was young I had drunk bees twerking on me in the meadows and I made the most out of my youth spending my entire 20s abroad doing insane poo poo. Sorry op.
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Jun 8, 2020 13:22
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was pretty confused until I realized op was posting in the Before Times
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Jun 8, 2020 13:56
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I enjoyed this very honest introspective on aging, op Say hi to your wife for me 
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Jun 8, 2020 14:10
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While OP was busy perving on twerking teenagers at the club/bar I was motorboating his wife’s big ol’ tittays in the back of my Ridgeline in the parking lot.
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Jun 8, 2020 15:03
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DarkSoulsTantrum posted:While OP was busy perving on twerking teenagers at the club/bar I was motorboating his wife’s big ol’ tittays in the back of my Ridgeline in the parking lot. Same, except your wife and other non-underage female family members that you may have
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Jun 8, 2020 15:05
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Phlegmish posted:Same, except your wife and other non-underage female family members that you may have You son of a bitch! This club/bar is terrible! A den of iniquity, I say! You like your your Ridgeline? Got mine in ‘07, got almost 170K on the OD, still purring like a kitten.
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Jun 8, 2020 15:13
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Lol op got horny on main and then made a thread about it
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Jun 8, 2020 16:46
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OP what are you doing out at the club??? Don't you know there's a quarantine going on? You need to get back inside your Mcmansion ASAP!
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Jun 8, 2020 19:04
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When you envision hot chicks do you envision, college students? 20 somethings? 30 somethings? Athletes? Me? I envision my wife, the ultimate hot chick, gliding past me with unwashed hair and the same pajamas she’s worn for days, maybe weeks. She heads to the kitchen to grab a snack or five. Her eyes go black and roll back in her head as she puts down her phone to hold two handfuls of snacks while her mouth is full. Nothing compares.
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Jun 9, 2020 18:39
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jokes posted:When you envision hot chicks do you envision, college students? 20 somethings? 30 somethings? Athletes? mostly just thinking about your wife's unwashed feet in this scenario. hoping they are being cared for lovingly and not some horrible naughty stinking shameful thing that must be hidden at all cost from the world.
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