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bell jar
Feb 25, 2009

jacking off my hog
unsure of this daily urge
but the pig likes it

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Dr. Heart Collapse
Oct 30, 2010

by Fluffdaddy
with a bag of jam
silent sam crept
around a sleeping lamb

Dr. Heart Collapse
Oct 30, 2010

by Fluffdaddy
walked into a chocolate factory
looking for a fudged ham
came out with spam

Good Ol Filbert
Jun 10, 2019

Mozi posted:

peach blossom drips soft
touches of sweet rain; the sun
readies for the day

:allears:
This one's very pretty. I can almost taste the dew

Winifred Madgers
Feb 12, 2002

Mountain Dew, I think
Keep in mind, it's GBS
We're talking about

Mozi
Apr 4, 2004

Forms change so fast
Time is moving past
Memory is smoke
Gonna get wider when I die
Nap Ghost
mcdouble and nugs
give me a large soda too
i taste the mountain

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

A Soft Nylon Bag
Dog wants to snuggle
Yowch! Stepped on my balls! Damned cur!
But I will forgive

My Shoes
Jul 23, 2019

who wants to suck dick
DarkSoulsTantrum has ideas
after waving comes....

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

A Soft Nylon Bag

My Shoes posted:

who wants to suck dick
DarkSoulsTantrum has ideas
after waving comes....

Hey just suck the dick
Why are you waving at it?
My Shoes told me to!

Oscar Wild
Apr 11, 2006

It's good to be a G
Overcast, high clouds
What does it matter to birds?
Under the steel sky

My Shoes
Jul 23, 2019

DarkSoulsTantrum posted:

Hey just suck the dick
Why are you waving at it?
My Shoes told me to!

:roflolmao:

Oscar Wild
Apr 11, 2006

It's good to be a G
I build my day warm
Surounded by places and people
The purpose of life.

Good Ol Filbert
Jun 10, 2019

Aroma of turp,
Hues are like ambrosia,
A feast for my eyes.

My Shoes
Jul 23, 2019

OhDubs comes correct
getting real on the forums
he's making my day

Mozi
Apr 4, 2004

Forms change so fast
Time is moving past
Memory is smoke
Gonna get wider when I die
Nap Ghost
dinner on sale, four
bucks, a large supreme pizza
at shaw's. i'm still empty

Good Ol Filbert
Jun 10, 2019

It is soup you want,
Chicken Noodle For The Soul,
A double helping.

Oscar Wild
Apr 11, 2006

It's good to be a G
Blue skies melting calm
Squinting eyes darken the sky
Suns oppresive glare.

Oscar Wild
Apr 11, 2006

It's good to be a G
Babies for sale cheap!
Get them today while they last
Not dangerous game.

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

A Soft Nylon Bag
A chill in the air
A swirl of leaves, drifting down
Warm slippers; brandy

A crackling fire
Dog snores nearby; she will wake
When the stew is done

Stay, dog! None for you!
Well, maybe just a little
For such a good girl

NFX
Jun 2, 2008

Fun Shoe
Installing the updates
Please do not turn off P.C.
or it dies, maybe.

Good Ol Filbert
Jun 10, 2019

A cacophony,
A trade with alveoli,
A cough, cough, and weed.

DiscoWitch
Oct 16, 2009

uwu
Was that noise the cat?
Did I leave that door open?
...I'm not alone here.

Oscar Wild
Apr 11, 2006

It's good to be a G
https://twitter.com/campawsa/status/1181705140409122816?s=19

Dog man for whom ball
The great mystery of life
Twelve ninety nine.

Oscar Wild
Apr 11, 2006

It's good to be a G
Sausage, fennel, egg,
Garlic, bread crumb, red pepper,
The perfect meatballs

Oscar Wild
Apr 11, 2006

It's good to be a G
I said God drat y'all
Get up, get up on the scene
Like a sex machine

My Shoes
Jul 23, 2019

Oscar Wild posted:

Sausage, fennel, egg,
Garlic, bread crumb, red pepper,
The perfect meatballs

this!

Winifred Madgers
Feb 12, 2002

A cool night. Crickets.
Well, one very loud cricket.
Oh my gosh, shut up!!

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

A Soft Nylon Bag
Ground beef, green beans, corn
Toss spice pack, replace with same
The perfect chili

Blow
Feb 10, 2004

I typed a real nice haiku
hosed if I know now
Life is empty / meaningless

Nailed it.

:350:

Blow fucked around with this message at 13:43 on Oct 10, 2019

Dick Swiveller
Mar 2, 2011

what a poo poo haiku.
seriously, look at it.
what a poo poo haiku

-

The summer's cool change;
A sudden high petrichor -
None of this could last.

-

You loving moron.
You've really hosed it this time.
You dunce. You rear end hole.

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

A Soft Nylon Bag
Daydreaming at work
That pig’s huge balls remind me
All will be OK

Good Ol Filbert
Jun 10, 2019

Oscar Wild posted:

https://twitter.com/campawsa/status/1181705140409122816?s=19

Dog man for whom ball
The great mystery of life
Twelve ninety nine.

Son of Sam-I-Am posted:

A cool night. Crickets.
Well, one very loud cricket.
Oh my gosh, shut up!!

:laugh:

My Shoes
Jul 23, 2019

forums are so slow
must be doing maintenance
but i want to post

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

A Soft Nylon Bag
Xenforo two-oh
Update incoming right now!
That old joke again

Rent-A-Cop
Oct 15, 2004

I posted my food for USPOL Thanksgiving!

Posting from my job
I am a bad employee
Going to get fired

Mozi
Apr 4, 2004

Forms change so fast
Time is moving past
Memory is smoke
Gonna get wider when I die
Nap Ghost
WFH posting
this is a funny haiku
whoops, vpn on

Hitlersaurus Christ
Oct 14, 2005

Made a photoshop
For the Goose Thread, but alas!
Already goldmined

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My Shoes
Jul 23, 2019

we’ve got something good
what are you doing to me
we were so drat twee

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