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Icochet posted:Yeah if some deranged quizmaster ambushed me and asked what this was called: that's how they got alan davies
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# ? Oct 13, 2019 09:10 |
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Lol at ppl itt acting like they actually understand bears.
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# ? Oct 13, 2019 10:09 |
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Pawn 17 posted:edit: I was just reading the national park service page on bear attacks and apparently firearms not only aren’t very effective in bear attacks, but shooting a bear just puts it into murder mode making things even worse for you. otoh unloading a gun into it is the only thing that will stop a bear in murder mode. but it might not
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# ? Oct 13, 2019 13:35 |
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poverty goat posted:otoh unloading a gun into it is the only thing that will stop a bear in murder mode. but it might not I dunno about only: armoured vehicle bucket of dioxygen difluoride bigger and more murdery bear charm animal teleporting it into space
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# ? Oct 13, 2019 14:04 |
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Isn't there some North American deer that can just randomly run like 60mph because North America used to be full of giant cheetahs?
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# ? Oct 13, 2019 14:05 |
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Zyklon B Zombie posted:Isn't there some North American deer that can just randomly run like 60mph because North America used to be full of giant cheetahs? That's the Doritos deer. Common in the upper midwest because of the prevalence of the formerly common Chester Cheeto cheeta, which has sadly declined since the mid 80's due to predation.
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# ? Oct 13, 2019 14:25 |
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Zyklon B Zombie posted:Isn't there some North American deer that can just randomly run like 60mph because North America used to be full of giant cheetahs?
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# ? Oct 13, 2019 14:30 |
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quote:In 1942, at a railroad station at Hamadan, Iran, Polish soldiers encountered a young Iranian boy who had found a bear cub whose mother had been shot by hunters. The young bear spent the next three months in a Polish refugee camp established near Tehran. In August the bear was donated to the 2nd Transport Company, which later became the 22nd Artillery Supply Company, and he was named Wojtek by the soldiers. The name Wojtek (Happy Warrior), is an old slavic name still common in Poland.
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# ? Oct 13, 2019 14:33 |
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gary oldmans diary posted:bears hibernate lol fuckin' wrong bucko
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# ? Oct 13, 2019 15:04 |
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That polish war bear owns and I wish I had a chance to hang out with him and see what he could get up to because I bet it was a freaking blast
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# ? Oct 13, 2019 15:17 |
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I think bears are the least of your problems, OP
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# ? Oct 13, 2019 15:23 |
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Bears are my spirit animal, because I too am fat and hairy.
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# ? Oct 13, 2019 15:35 |
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kecske posted:Wojtek, the War Bear I am no joke crying over how loving beautiful this story is. Like this bear fought Nazis and snuggled his little squishy pals to keep them from freezing to death and was so beloved that in the middle of the most serious and dire war in human history some wise rear end was like "uh, lets just like make the bear a soldier so we can bring him"
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# ? Oct 13, 2019 15:54 |
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Ok one thousand unarmed goons vs one bear with artillery support?
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# ? Oct 13, 2019 16:10 |
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Icochet posted:Ok one thousand unarmed goons vs one bear with artillery support? Just wait until they have a bearachute squadron to take us out from above.
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# ? Oct 13, 2019 16:22 |
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Bear down goons!
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# ? Oct 13, 2019 16:23 |
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That bear will go apeshit on the guys that saved him
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# ? Oct 13, 2019 17:20 |
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Pickwick High posted:That bear will go apeshit on the guys that saved him It was just a prank!
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# ? Oct 13, 2019 18:44 |
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Wasn’t there another bear video where two Canadians were in a tree blind and the bear was loving with them? Edit ok not that one but lol https://youtu.be/UucHtYr29cE https://youtu.be/8jRTrRxamxQ MarcusSA fucked around with this message at 07:00 on Oct 14, 2019 |
# ? Oct 14, 2019 06:56 |
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I'm going down to the Bear Pits https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e2ehZt4wa3k
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# ? Oct 14, 2019 07:08 |
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Video Nasty posted:lol fuckin' wrong bucko
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# ? Oct 14, 2019 07:26 |
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https://twitter.com/adndotcom/status/873175081073213440?s=21
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# ? Oct 14, 2019 13:43 |
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That could be any of us
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# ? Oct 14, 2019 13:45 |
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sing me the song of the piano bear sing me that song tonight 'cause were all the mood for some honey and you're mauling my guts out tonight
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# ? Oct 14, 2019 13:47 |
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I had a dream that I had to climb a snow covered cliff face to avoid a curious polar bear last night. Presumably because of this thread. Or NOT because of this thread. How about them apples (bears).
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# ? Oct 14, 2019 14:00 |
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here is a guy telling a story of getting attacked by a grizzly bear twice https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SOQAhKrOOww he was hiking and came across a sow and two cubs. The sow spotted him, took the two bear cubs over a ridge, then came back and beat the crap out of him. He unloaded a can of bear spray as she charged and she still attacked him, but gave up after a few bites. Then he starts hiking out and the bear sees him again and just destroys this poor guy. listening to him explain how he survived is at one point the bear breaks his arm and he lets out a yelp and it sets the bear off even more and it just starts throwing him around lol anyways, the only way he survived as playing dead and covering his neck. This guy must be some kind of monk. He stayed so calm throughout the attack and afterwards. He took a video after he got back to his truck and the side of his head has a skin flap hanging down. then he tried to scribble a warning about the bear to post at the trail head but he bled all over it and his arm was broken Ehud fucked around with this message at 14:33 on Oct 14, 2019 |
# ? Oct 14, 2019 14:30 |
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Big deal, this bear trips on shrooms. Hell yeah. https://youtu.be/o_7za9D4kk8?t=20
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# ? Oct 14, 2019 16:10 |
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I was visiting some friends at New Hampshire and on the way there on the highway I saw a baby bear run across the road. Crazy poo poo huh.
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# ? Oct 14, 2019 17:17 |
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The only thing I know that enters torpor, are vampires. Are bears vampires? You know I think they might be. Those are bloodsucker fangs.
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# ? Oct 14, 2019 18:37 |
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Duh bears.
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# ? Oct 14, 2019 19:12 |
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tango alpha delta posted:I'm going down to the Bear Pits Whoa. Killer bears. Would have liked to have seen that.
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# ? Oct 15, 2019 00:19 |
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Apparently their snouts are pretty sensitive in the ball kicking sense but I would not kick a bear in the balls and expect it to go well, either
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# ? Oct 15, 2019 12:40 |
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Milo and POTUS posted:Apparently their snouts are pretty sensitive in the ball kicking sense but I would not kick a bear in the balls and expect it to go well, either Don't they say the same about sharks? Who are these people going around punching apex predators?
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# ? Oct 15, 2019 12:53 |
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bloom posted:Don't they say the same about sharks? If you're close enough to punch a (dangerous) shark in the snout, any hail Mary is worth a try. Of course you only hear about the times doing so allegedly saved someone, and not the times when people punched a shark and got chomped anyway.
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# ? Oct 15, 2019 13:08 |
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Grudgerm posted:Duh bears. It's "Daaaaaaaaa Bears." ...the gently caress are you from? Sheboygan?
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# ? Oct 15, 2019 13:12 |
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Big Beef City posted:It's Get 'em Big Beef City!
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# ? Oct 15, 2019 13:15 |
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gently caress off
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# ? Oct 15, 2019 13:16 |
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Between too lazy to gently caress and in general lazy as gently caress I think we can all agree Panda are the goons in the bear world https://twitter.com/Crazyinnasia/status/1184153070181273600?s=19 BexGu fucked around with this message at 19:41 on Oct 15, 2019 |
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That's not clumsy, that's just fat
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# ? Oct 15, 2019 19:42 |