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Time_pants posted:I hope to God someone has already posted "magnet your hard drive," but in case they haven't, "magnet your hard drive." There are no gods and magnets don't hurt hard drives.
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Big Beef City posted:... Everyone matches their socks and folds their underwear dude this isn't some unique kink you've got. I don't
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I've arranged my effects carefully so that whichever poor EMS worker has to winch my bloated corpse out of my home and into the ambulance has to do so while gingerly stepping around a historically noteworthy amount of pornography.
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Big Beef City posted:... Everyone matches their socks and folds their underwear dude this isn't some unique kink you've got. Why would you do that?
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I grab whatever 2 socks smell the best and the one that's a little cleaner I'll put on my right foot, which for some reason sweats more and is therefore more stinky
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No. 6 posted:There are no gods and magnets don't hurt hard drives. hammers are magnetic
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If you die by hanging you're pretty much guaranteed to be found by your parents or landlady or whatever with a raging death erection, if that helps anyone plan their final arrangements
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Oct 14, 2019 19:26
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The ultimate humiliation: being found hanging but with a completely limp dick. That kind of stuff finds it's way into eulogies. Maybe even the tombstone.
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Oct 14, 2019 19:51
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I hope I die with such a raging boner they have to cut a hole in the top of the coffin to be able to close it.
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Oct 14, 2019 19:53
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You aint dead till the poop comes out
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Is this the thread for goons who are all in on the "Little miss sunshine gramps heroin retirement plan?"
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I want to exist as long as possible frankly because I'm not a weirdo nihilist living in the the most privileged times of all human history but I cant be happy until my slave labor phone works at the bottom of the ocean.
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Relayer posted:I want to exist as long as possible frankly because I'm not a weirdo nihilist living in the the most privileged times of all human history but I cant be happy until my slave labor phone works at the bottom of the ocean. Get a load of Pangloss over here
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i started eating weird poo poo so the autopsy guy hopefully has a laugh. ive also started bathing in kerosene so i can be cremated in record time.DarkSoulsTantrum posted:I hope I die with such a raging boner they have to cut a hole in the top of the coffin to be able to close it. they actually will cut it off if they cant "break it" ive been taking online classes to become a mortician so i suggest sounding with a rod so big they have to cut a hole in your coffin. snergle fucked around with this message at 22:10 on Oct 14, 2019 |
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Oct 14, 2019 22:05
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Huh, there are online mortician courses?
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Oct 14, 2019 22:59
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spongepuppy posted:Get a load of Pangloss over here who the gently caress is that?
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I pull the hammer back.
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spongepuppy posted:Get a load of Pangloss over here Steven Pinker because Relayer posted:who the gently caress is that?
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