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In this corner...weighing... about two big sacks of stolen acorns.. we have Good Ol Filbert! *crowd goes wild and holds up signs* "Me Gusta el Good-O Filberto!" "Filberto #1" *runs down the hallways slapping 5's and does a sick front flip onto the ring* The crowd goes wild, but some of them boo. Insane In The Membrane starts to play and fireworks shoot out. On the big screen, they play clips of me taking down jabronis left and right, one on one, and then pinning them down and stealing their masks. *runs to the corner of the ring where my coach starts massaging my super awesome muscles* Alright, cabrones, who here has the guts to take down El Good-O Filberto! Your soft skulls cannot take my Noogie of Mass Destruction! *raises noogie fist to the spotlight*
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W5FfJ89rGPc h... hey there, mr. filbert... i hope we can have a nice bout here... i'm... i'm going to try my hardest!
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Oct 16, 2019 12:55
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 ... I mean..  Your hardest isn't gonna be good nuff! I have this new move for you, Mozi, I call it... the Wishy Washer! *runs over to grab your legs*What makes it Wishy Washy is that... I can't decide which leg to BITE *crunch*
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Oct 16, 2019 13:00
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oh goooood i knew wrestling was real! i knew aaasauguuuuuggghghghhhhhh!
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Oct 16, 2019 13:01
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Wrestling is real... *bends your legs over your head* .. and it's spectacular! *the referee runs over and starts counting* uno… dos... *you break free*
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Oct 16, 2019 13:03
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oh god... why didn't i tap out... ok well, take this! *runs back into the ropes, planning to bounce off, but gets tangled up and winds up hanging upside down* you've still got time to surrender!
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Oct 16, 2019 13:05
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Your arachnid tricks won't work on me! *runs over and starts pulling on your mask strings to loosen them* *Gorilla Radio starts playing on the speaker* oh no! I better hurry up before your tag team member shows up! *bites your leg* thews no ethcape!
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Oct 16, 2019 13:09
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*frantically waves arms in the air, hoping to randomly tag somebody else and somehow escape with my life* please i.... i don't want to poo poo myself!
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Oct 16, 2019 13:58
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Sorry, but it looks like you're about to go down! *pins you down hard* There is no escape! *starts taking off your mask* Muahahaha
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Oct 16, 2019 14:09
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no! my secret identity! where the hell is my teammate?!?! where are the refs?!??! this is not what i signed up fooooooorrrrrrr! *in a last desperate attempt to escape, struggles mightily but the only thing that escapes is a small fart*
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Oct 16, 2019 14:13
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*backs away holding nose* Oh, no! Small farts, my only weakness! I'll get you, Mozi!  *starts climbing up a corner pole and stands on it to rile up the crowd* *crowd goes friggin' bananas* Prepare for The Atom Smasher! *music starts playing, fireworks blast off, the jumbo screen starts flashin MAJOR PAIN, OUCH!*
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Oct 16, 2019 14:17
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When I was in High School in the mid-late 90's when wrestling was all the rage my friends would put on back yard wrestling events as the "intro" to parties. ..but it was all entirely scripted. Meaning no one did dangerous poo poo without it being previously thought about and planned out in advance and talked through. I wore a white leisure suite, had a "manager" that carried a boom box that played disco music to accompany me to the "ring". I've been hit by a chair, fallen through a table, and watched one of my friends take a 30 foot leap off a farm silo (onto hay bales and straw). It was dorky as poo poo and fun as hell and I had a good time. TIA. e: oh also one time for whatever reason we were late at school and one of our favorite teachers was leaving his room right as a friend I were packing up and I swung my locker door open and kicked it, and he (purposely, knowingly) blocked it just like anyone would block a chair-shot. It was just a really loud, obviously blocked by the fore-arm "bang" noise from a locker door. ...and the poor man literally sprinted to see what the gently caress was going on. It's rare that I've felt that much guilt in my life for tricking a generally good man, and the fact that the person in on the stunt with me sprung to his feet immediately and had to explain just what we'd done. We didn't try that one again  It's also telling that THAT was considered school violence. ..poo poo. Big Beef City fucked around with this message at 14:48 on Oct 16, 2019 |
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Oct 16, 2019 14:38
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*a rumbling continues in Mozi's belly* oh no.... you fool! you've awakened it... and i lived más yesterday as well! urrrrrrrrgh.... you've got to run! evacuate the building! i... i can't contain the beast for much longer!
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Oct 16, 2019 14:45
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Big Beef City posted:When I was in High School in the mid-late 90's when wrestling was all the rage my friends would put on back yard wrestling events as the "intro" to parties. This is the cutest thing, I would've loved to watch silliness. What was your character's name? Wrestling was all the rage when I was in middle school. My bff was really into it and would talk about it with all the boys during PE, and I had no idea what was going on, but I hung around cuz she's my bff and I'm not about to ditch her in the crowd full of peen. The other girls though, they took this time to talk poo poo about her and that wrestling was stupid and fake. We used to watch wrestling together when I would go over to do "homework" and spend the night. I didn't 'get it', but it was nice to see her excited about something cool and would listen to her tell me about them and their rivals 
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Oct 16, 2019 14:49
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Mozi posted:*a rumbling continues in Mozi's belly* Oh no, looks like we have to plug up the hole! *runs over and tries to pin you down* Muahaha
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Oct 16, 2019 14:53
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Good Ol Filbert posted:This is the cutest thing, I would've loved to watch silliness. What was your character's name? You know the stance that BeeGees took, Stayin' Alive? that was my "finishing move" get them on the mat and then stretch them out using that stance. No I'm not kidding. You're welcome.
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Oct 16, 2019 14:59
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Good Ol Filbert posted:Oh no, looks like we have to plug up the hole! *Mozi's face drops in sad acceptance of what is about to happen* *cut to: NORAD command center* "Sir! We've just got a report - a massive explosion at the National Lunchador Sports Arena! 9 on the Richter scale - and we're getting reports of a foul airborne biotoxin of some sort as well!"
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Oct 16, 2019 15:04
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Los Undefeeated Championo of all timeo! ChubbyCheckeeeeeeeer! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WYS4i-rsJFY
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Big Beef City posted:You know the stance that BeeGees took, Stayin' Alive? that was my "finishing move" get them on the mat and then stretch them out using that stance.  *screams* Oh my god! That's the best thing Mozi posted:*Mozi's face drops in sad acceptance of what is about to happen* The jumbo screen flashes "BioShocked!!" The crowd takes off their gas masks and tosses them in the air in joyful celebration. They were conveniently placed under their seats before the match. The lime green smokey raunchy hot fart dissipates, and the victims that were caught off guard in line for snacks get quickly carted away. Never have we seen such teamwork. *lays on the mat twitching, exploded, and struggling to get up* ChubbyChecker posted:Los Undefeeated Championo of all timeo! ChubbyCheckeeeeeeeer! A new challenger approaches! I like your intro video and music, it encompasses the theme and flow that we try to cultivate as the great athletes that we are
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Oct 16, 2019 17:11
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hi filbert, I am your namiesis the HAZEL-NOT i will crush you with my NUT CRUSHER attack and my TERROR-O ROCHER finishing move
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Oct 16, 2019 17:12
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The Walrus posted:hi filbert, I am your namiesis the HAZEL-NOT We meet for the first time, for the last time Hazel-Not, or should I say Hazel-Butt! Your Terror-O Rocher move might have the sick hard outer core, but like Europa, it's soft on the inside and under the right temperatures, it's liquid. I can't wait to reach inside and defeat you, and... scoffs *crowd gasps * you could never crush... my nuts *drops mic* *crowd goes nuts, people are crushing cans on their foreheads, air horn noise*
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Oct 16, 2019 17:25
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what is HAZEL-NOT's intro music?
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Oct 16, 2019 17:29
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Hah this owns
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Oct 16, 2019 17:34
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Its me. CHIEF BEEF
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Good Ol Filbert posted:We meet for the first time, for the last time Hazel-Not, or should I say Hazel-Butt! Hohn hohn hohn, it is I, Le GRAND FROMAGE, to help and support mon ami, Good Ol Filbert! *fat person with chef's hat and apron, no shirt* *twists his long mustache* https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZfXhaI-8LSM&t=100s Please be not wishing you will be getting le puissante baguette, mon finishing move! *waves loaf of bread* HOHN! *runs to ring* *gets halfway, has to rest with hands on knees*
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Oct 16, 2019 17:39
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I thought this would be a good opportunity for a meta joke where my lucha name is just whatever name they gave cubone in the spanish-language translation of pokemon  El Cachueso it is, then anyway here's my entrance music https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hN1bJqU50iA
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Oct 16, 2019 17:43
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ilovebeersooomuch posted:what is HAZEL-NOT's intro music? your boasts are but a thin gold foil veneer around a store brand imitation you deride my layers but you are dense all the way through where is my partner in crime le grande baguette now fuckin le grande fromage is here NO TAG TEAMS NO FAIR
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Oct 16, 2019 17:46
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ilovebeersooomuch posted:Hohn hohn hohn, it is I, Le GRAND FROMAGE, to help and support mon ami, Good Ol Filbert! *gets up and runs on over to tag you in* *is also out of breath and on hands on knees* Wow, your intro is an hour long! e: On knees, on. Good Ol Filbert fucked around with this message at 17:58 on Oct 16, 2019 |
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Oct 16, 2019 17:55
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It's me! PITO CHICO!
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Oct 16, 2019 18:04
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Chinatown posted:Its me. *"CHIEF BEEF" blasts on the jumbotron* *airhorns and lazers* Pew Pew! *smog starts up* Cubone posted:I thought this would be a good opportunity for a meta joke where my lucha name is just whatever name they gave cubone in the spanish-language translation of pokemon Looks like it was pre-meta-taded *dr evil pinky* I like your choice in intro music, classic and strong Good Ol Filbert fucked around with this message at 18:07 on Oct 16, 2019 |
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Oct 16, 2019 18:05
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ShortyMR.CAT posted:It's me! PITO CHICO! hahaha
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Oct 16, 2019 18:08
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introducing, from parts unknown... WALL BALLS https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IrwXSfcJmnU 
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Oct 16, 2019 18:29
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*massive pyrotechnics blast sky high from the sides of the ramp and the arena goes dark* https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c6bUMHXN4So&t=7s *dances in dressed as an 18th century fop*
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Oct 16, 2019 19:01
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Wall Balls posted:introducing, from parts unknown... WALL BALLS lol Mon ami Filbert, you go, I will follow in moment Go GO! We are coming upon le impressionist morceau of my intro! 40 minuets left! Hohn hohn! *Literally A Person enters stadium* HOHN HOHN, A TORY! I will deal with this entree de pates right NOW! *throws herbs de provence*
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¡He aquí, aquí estoy, el Hombre Asombroso con un Culo Colosal! ¡Ningún pene puede llenar mi inmensa caverna! ¡Ningún puño puede abrir este agujero! Encontrarás un nuevo hogar... ¡dentro de mi culo!
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