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"Tobin is a problem-solver", Tobin thought to himself as he pressed submit on his tiny kickstarter project to make a tiny mouse and tiny keyboard for tiny zoomers to play fortnite chapter 2
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A tear slid down Eyvylyn's cheek, she could finally afford rent in downtown Austin.
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Nuthaniel tried not to think too much these days, but every morning, while looking out the window of his empty juul pod, he found himself wondering how life would've been different had he remembered to wear his buck skin coat on the day he was shrunk.
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Jan was one of the few adults shrunk. She liked to rally the kids together by jumping on one side of a tide pod to launch someone off the other side into kombucha fjord. She would laugh and smile and say hey this is just like the blob from heavyweights, but no one got the reference.
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Honey I Shrunk The Load Bearing Drywall
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Oct 17, 2019 17:56
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We lied. We are not at war. There is no enemy. This is a rescue operation.
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Honey I Shrunk The Load Bearing Drywall
honey i'm as small as my rights!
Thanks to Saoshyant for the amazing spring '23 sig!
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But think of the money they'll save on transportation! They can just hitch a ride in somebody's pocket!
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Mikyl looks at her tiny reflection in the back of a teaspoon
Mikyl: this slaps
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Honey I Shrunk YBN Cordae featuring Anderson .Paak
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i guess maybe wearing a lego man plastic hair thing as a hat would be funny too
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Honey I Shrunk The KISS
Through a series of wacky coincidences, international sensational superband KISS find themselves shrunk to the size of insects. Together, they must navigate the unkempt thickets of Gene Simmons' backyard, battling ferocious ants and avoiding numerous pets on their journey to find a way back to normal. Armed with nothing but their cunning, their wits, and the power of rock-'n'-roll, this tiny group of musical superheroes is about to embark on their biggest littlest adventure yet.
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Honey I Shrunk The KISS
Through a series of wacky coincidences, international sensational superband KISS find themselves shrunk to the size of insects. Together, they must navigate the unkempt thickets of Gene Simmons' backyard, battling ferocious ants and avoiding numerous pets on their journey to find a way back to normal. Armed with nothing but their cunning, their wits, and the power of rock-'n'-roll, this tiny group of musical superheroes is about to embark on their biggest littlest adventure yet.
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Treever sits mindfully, meditating over what it must feel like to be a Vitafusion MultiVites Gummy Adult One-a-Day Vitamin.
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Oct 19, 2019 14:03
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I would 100% no poo poo watch the hell out of this, having been fortunate to have watched on tv "KISS Meets the Phantom of the Park" when it came out in the late 70s
I wish I could've seen it as a kid
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didnt they make this movie with matt damon as the kids?
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Honey I dunked on the kids.
I just let them have it.
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Oct 22, 2019 15:43
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didnt they make this movie with matt damon as the kids?
Yeah but it sucks. He didn't even ride any bumblebees!
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Yeah but it sucks. He didn't even ride any bumblebees!
he did however use his poo to farm potatoes but the poo and the potatoes were both very small so so small
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Honey, I shrunk the kids and if you ever want to see them again you'll agree to reevaluate my visitation rights.
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tiny anthony: kombucha is much more affordable
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A waning social media lifestyle trend is appropriated by our TBD plucky teen heroine when she tags everything Very Small Chicks Only
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