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garfield hentai posted:the fact that we have deodorant for armpits and breath freshening products for mouths yet no such odor masking product for the rear end crack is an implicit statement that we kinda like how our asses smell. Spray deodorant is made for the taint.
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poverty goat posted:Spray deodorant is made for the taint. I ain't lickin no deodoranted taint boy
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ilovebeersooomuch posted:I started at page 1 and the payoff comes from you, this thread is just to point you in the right direction. take a whiff and report back!
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I think I finally know what the phrase "The internet makes you stupid" means. So, I'm standing there in my room, one hand on my hips and the other down the back of my pants. Index finger tucked between my cheeks like a hotdog in a bun. I pull it out to give it a whiff and all I can get is the spicy/soapy smell of shower gel because I washed barely two hours ago. Three loving times I did this before I said outloud to myself "WHAT THE gently caress AM I DOING!?" One of the few times I've been thankful that I live alone.
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Oct 19, 2019 17:58
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does science know why we just have hair in certain parts of our body
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Oct 19, 2019 18:00
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OP's rear end smells and also runs, from all the gay.
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Oct 19, 2019 18:05
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dead prez posted:does science know why we just have hair in certain parts of our body To hold odor oc
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Oct 19, 2019 18:44
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You wanna smell me? Go right ahead if it makes you feel any better. I’m an easy target. Yeah, you’re right. I poo poo too much. I also fart too much. I could have a sweet clean rear end like you, but I don’t want to hurt peoples feelings. Well, think what you want about my rear end. I’m not changing my undies. I like it. My wife likes it. My customers like it. Because I’m the real article. What you see is what you get.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=evBdCMkIX0A&t=6s
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Oct 20, 2019 07:27
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jesus christ op. doesn't smell that bad.
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Oct 20, 2019 07:34
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Just rub your cellphone in there OP, then every time you use it, you will be reminded of this thread. of of what you ate recently. If you have a strong enough smell, nobody will ever steal your phone.
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garfield hentai posted:the fact that we have deodorant for armpits and breath freshening products for mouths yet no such odor masking product for the rear end crack is an implicit statement that we kinda like how our asses smell. I have a deodorant paste I apply to my rear end and genitals using a little paddle thing it came with. It's bergamot and lime flavour.
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The wife is unconscious so I used hers and it’s unscented. She must’ve showered. There was a extremely faint smell that wasn’t unpleasant, maybe pheromones. It would explain why I still find her rear end enticing despite everything it does. I like to think that she doesn’t poop at all though, which helps too.
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Moon Atari posted:I have a deodorant paste I apply to my rear end and genitals using a little paddle thing it came with. It's bergamot and lime flavour. This is such a detailed lie! (I hope.) 
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Oct 20, 2019 11:31
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good morning. i didn't shower yesterday and i have a bit of a worcestershire sauce thing going on back here
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Moon Atari posted:I have a deodorant paste I apply to my rear end and genitals using a little paddle thing it came with. It's bergamot and lime flavour. Proraso? I have their Cypress And Vetyver. It's awesome. HOWEVER I would like to state that I have not applied it specifically to my butt crack using a specialized paddle. And it is NOT a paste. Should one become available I "mite put it on the menu" as they say put it on my butt
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Oct 20, 2019 17:28
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It smells a lot like your posting OP.
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Oct 20, 2019 17:55
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Ok I smelled and according to the wheel of smells my butt smells like barnyard with notes of cumin and hay with a hint of musty walnut
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Oct 20, 2019 18:00
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best food to eat to make farts stink up the whole house? best parts of the body to pick and eat? best stinky things to sniff? best way to make huge poops that make the loudest farts possible whilst the poops are being pooped? best strategy for not showering for over a year? best way to create a dried hardened sperm sock that looks like a mushroom? best way to smell own boogers? best way to make scrotum smell like fine cheese? best way to hook up with stinky girls?
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Oct 20, 2019 18:07
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how are there three pages of you loving baboons talking about rear end smells i hate humanity
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Oct 20, 2019 18:33
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LORD OF BOOTY posted:how are there three pages of you loving baboons talking about rear end smells We have displeased the LORD OF BOOTY
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LORD OF BOOTY posted:how are there three pages of you loving baboons talking about rear end smells This is what bothered me watching Fifth Element, Leeloo lost faith only when she got to "war", like "rear end sniffing" didn't faze her at all
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Oct 20, 2019 18:57
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dont tell me when to finger my butthole. i'll finger my butthole whenever i please.
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LORD OF BOOTY posted:how are there three pages of you loving baboons talking about rear end smells People are just to lazy to vote anymore. E someone voted a 3, wtc
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Burt Sexual posted:People are just to lazy to vote anymore. Lol Discernment
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Burt Sexual posted:People are just to lazy to vote anymore. The 2 was occupied with 5.
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Oct 20, 2019 19:35
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Big Beef City posted:Proraso? I have their Cypress And Vetyver. It's awesome. Schmidt's Naturals. One of the more effective aluminium free deodorants out of all those that I have tried. It also comes in a speed stick but I prefer the paste and paddle method since it comes in a glass jar, creating less plastic waste.
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Oct 20, 2019 20:13
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Threads not good, not bad, average
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Top Hats Monthly posted:You wanna smell me? Go right ahead if it makes you feel any better. I’m an easy target. Yeah, you’re right. I poo poo too much. I also fart too much. I could have a sweet clean rear end like you, but I don’t want to hurt peoples feelings. Well, think what you want about my rear end. I’m not changing my undies. I like it. My wife likes it. My customers like it. Because I’m the real article. What you see is what you get. Hey If we can smell any bottom Then why does yours cause so many tears? Oh, so you go again When the Charmin bear appears Always the turds cling Can't you see You've got ochre string Going on and on and on Every time you blow a stank You leave a piece of reeking poo Every time yo rear end is rank You make me whisper "gosh, P-U!" Go on And go pee, yeah Maybe you drank too much tea I can feel your bowels move Did you have to eat that Brie? I can't go on Smelling the same thing Cause can't you see? It don't smell like spring Baby, please don't stow your dough Every time you blow a stank You leave a piece of reeking poo Every time yo rear end is rank You make me whisper "gosh, P-U!" Oh I can't go on Cleaning your Nestle Cause, baby Can't you see? I can't stop puking When I smell your corn cannon
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