the REAL problem with toy story 2

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the toy story movies revolve around the main character, "woody", and his interaction with other "toys" who all lose their agencies when facing "people"

the entire setting is a social commentary on the dehumanizing realities of the underground of sex workers

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# ? Oct 24, 2019 20:00

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# ? Apr 19, 2024 07:38

Jolo: ive been playing with magnuts tying to change the wold as we know it

woody. lol

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# ? Oct 24, 2019 20:22

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# ? Oct 24, 2019 20:25

FutonForensic

Finger Prince posted:

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# ? Oct 24, 2019 23:47

cda: by Hand Knit

google THIS posted:

This has legit bothered me because Sid excepted the toys always seem to treat going inanimate when a human is looking as a hard and fast and even reflexive rule, even when it puts them in danger. Maybe it's okay if there's plausible deniability, like who's going to believe an obviously troubled kid with sociopathic tendencies if he starts gibbering that toys can talk?

I mean from a meta perspective it makes sense, the voice actors would all start furiously masturbating during any scene where the toys spoke or moved with a human watching because they all had voyeur fetishes, so most of that material had to be cut and the directors finally said ah, just make the toys go silent and limp instead.

lol the second paragraph caught me by surprise good job

# ? Oct 25, 2019 00:56

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# ? Oct 25, 2019 03:02

nut

oh but seriously I posted:

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# ? Oct 25, 2019 03:16

nut

shrek: its all ogre me

# ? Oct 25, 2019 03:16

alnilam

here comes the story of a bunch of toys
who interacted with some girls and boys

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# ? Oct 25, 2019 03:22

nut

the part where the t-rex toy hits a fat loving blunt and he says hitting fat loving blunts and then turns to the camera and says eh its a living a touching homage to the dinosaurs tv show where the cool son hit fat loving blunts w his crew anyway what

# ? Oct 25, 2019 04:01

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# ? Oct 25, 2019 04:25

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nut posted:

shrek: its all ogre me

# ? Oct 25, 2019 04:27

bradzilla

*Woody getting his rear end eaten*

"Somebody's poisoned the water hole!"

"Yee-haw!"

"You're my favorite deputy!"

# ? Oct 25, 2019 12:48

nut

canyoneer posted:

# ? Oct 25, 2019 14:13

Jolo: ive been playing with magnuts tying to change the wold as we know it

hitting up clips4sale to indulge my new slinky dog/claw machine fetish but most of the slinky dog content is paired up with woody instead

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# ? Oct 25, 2019 14:48

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# ? Apr 19, 2024 07:38

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Cubone posted:

in the first toy story movie, Woody's pull-string had several phrases, including "somebody poisoned the water hole!" and "you're my favorite deputy!"
but in toy story 2 they suddenly tried to act like woody's only line was "there's a snake in my boot!" as if it was his catchphrase or something, but that's baloney, he said other things. why didn't they acknowledge his other phrases? just thinking about it gets me ticked off...

That wasn't Woody's pull string.

He sued (and lost) for sexual harassment when a Best Boy was called on to help Woody with his "lines". The unknowing assistant naively pulled the string as directed, and when he realized it wasn't a white plastic circle connected to a string (it was a realistic looking human penis, complete with veins and hair that squeaked when squeezed).

The Best Boy was humiliated and sued, lost the lawsuit and Woody and the studio lost the countersuit when the jury, after seeing the footage of all the behind-the-scenes orgies that took place- were driven into a fit of such rampant sexual lust that they all collectively engaged in one of the most disgusting and vile orgies ever held in a Federal courtroom. The judge, jury, bailiff, plaintiff, stenographer AND defendant were thrown out of court head first and were all promptly fined for their trespasses (and billed for the clean up fees)

The stains are still in the woodwork...

# ? Oct 26, 2019 01:54

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