What the hell is a "small item" fee

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numberoneposter: Feb 19, 2014; How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

im about to place an amazon prime order for a small packet of wasabi flavor blue diamond almonds

# ? Oct 24, 2019 20:22

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# ? Apr 25, 2024 09:49

DB Pooper: Mar 27, 2014; by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

using postmates for a fun size bag of candy corn and they have the nerve to charge me 75 cents

# ? Oct 24, 2019 20:34

ShortyMR.CAT: Sep 25, 2008; Lipstick Apathy

The_Continental posted:

The condensed milk coffee they make at those places recipe as as follows:

Fill glass half with sweetened condensed milk (use more or less depending on how much you want diabetes), add one scoop of instant coffee crystals (nescafe), fill the rest of the way with water, stir and serve.

You keep saying that it was a condensed milk coffee like its some otherwise unattainable concoction. It can be made incredibly cheap from commonly found ingredients, which is why its popular in poor countries in Asia and Africa.

And I buy overpriced coffee from some college kids at local starbucks for $5 bucks that I can make at home. What's your point?

BigBadSteve posted:

Hey OP, the small item fee is because you have a miniscule dong.

Applewhite posted:

When I worked as a pizza delivery boy, I used to charge extra if the customer had a small penis. The “small item fee” is probably something like that, OP.

Oscar Wild posted:

Hey OP, next time you get a "small item fee" tell the deliverator that, "good things come in small packages." Then wink. Then take your pants down to your ankles because unzipping the fly would not make your tiny penis visible.

You sons of bitches. I can't dispute these claims. Aint no one lookin at my small dillz but me and my wife. And every one on the "small dillz" webpage forum.

# ? Oct 24, 2019 21:10

Escape From Noise: Jul 27, 2004

If you have any Vietnamese people in your area you can get one of those little coffee makers for like five bucks and the coffee for another five bucks or so. It's rad.

# ? Oct 25, 2019 10:07

Lord Frankenstyle: Dec 3, 2005; Mmmm,
You smell like Lysol Wipes.

numberoneposter posted:

im about to place an amazon prime order for a small packet of wasabi flavor blue diamond almonds

It's pretty hosed up that with Prime I can get 40 Lb. bags of dog food shipped free even with the mailman having to lug it upstairs to the third floor, but to get a couple burritos delivered from across town it costs drat near 40 bucks. I mean nobody gives me 40 bucks to twaddle a couple blocks up the road to grab my food. Restaurants better start offering walk-in discounts or my wife is gonna have to start cooking more often.

# ? Oct 25, 2019 11:35

unpleasantly turgid: Jul 6, 2016; u lightweights couldn't even feed my shadow ;*

just buy a coffee maker what the gently caress is wrong with you op

# ? Oct 25, 2019 12:35

Escape From Noise: Jul 27, 2004

unpleasantly turgid posted:

just buy a coffee maker what the gently caress is wrong with you op

Shipping is extra tho

# ? Oct 25, 2019 14:55

Coasterphreak: May 29, 2007; I like cookies.

Frankenstyle posted:

It's pretty hosed up that with Prime I can get 40 Lb. bags of dog food shipped free even with the mailman having to lug it upstairs to the third floor, but to get a couple burritos delivered from across town it costs drat near 40 bucks. I mean nobody gives me 40 bucks to twaddle a couple blocks up the road to grab my food. Restaurants better start offering walk-in discounts or my wife is gonna have to start cooking more often.

Actually, in my city anyway, the smart restaurants already offer a "walk-in" discount because they set their prices 10-15% above menu price for delivery services. Plus you don't have to pay delivery fee + tip.

# ? Oct 25, 2019 22:32

BAGS FLY AT NOON: Apr 6, 2011; A Soft Nylon Bag

I always get the �large item discount� :smug:

# ? Oct 28, 2019 00:29

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