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My friend group found closet porn when I was in the 5th grade as well. The two videos I remember is some skinny white super nerd looking guy who just stands in the corner while his wife engaged in some interracial loving. The second was some kind of wild porno where a woman was being escorted through a dungeon/cave complex by two guards wearing giant foam penis costumes. At some point some guy had a penis for a nose. Now that I talk about it I'm not sure what the gently caress I saw all those years ago.
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I... I can't remember. I'm staring at my computer screen, dumbfounded, because I legitimately can't remember. I remember the first time I orgrasmed, because I was like, "Oh! So that's why people gently caress! That's awesome!" But the first thing I like, looked at with the intention of getting off to it? I'm a little upset about it now.
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Nov 22, 2019 02:27
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Has anyone said Misty from Pokémon yet Because if not, that’s good
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I'm still legitimately upset that I can't remember what I got off to first. I've seen too much porn. It's a blur.
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I’m sad I’m required to read this thread, voluntarily. Having some erectile dysfunctional lately.
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I can't remember the name of the video but it was under my mom's mattress. It was VHS and the reds were all blurry I remember that. Some hairy 80's motherfucker was standing up and plowing this frizzy haired blonde with her back arched and her shoulders on the floor with her arms back behind her head and her giant tits were rocking back and forth and his giant dick was going in and out and I was like good god this is amazing.
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Nov 22, 2019 04:10
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Top Hats Monthly posted:Link the thread https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3712671
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Nov 22, 2019 04:20
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Burt Sexual posted:I’m sad I’m required to read this thread, voluntarily. Having some erectile dysfunctional lately. Have you tried any of the big boner pills, Viagra or Cialis? I snorted some viagra once at a party, this dude wanted some of my molly and coke and it was the only thing he had to trade. I’d never tried it before and figured since I was in my 20’s it wouldn’t do anything. My girlfriend sent him a Facebook message thanking him the next day lol.
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Nov 22, 2019 06:24
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Burt Sexual posted:I’m sad I’m required to read this thread, voluntarily. Having some erectile dysfunctional lately. Turn off your monitor.
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Nov 22, 2019 06:32
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Bust Rodd posted:Have you tried any of the big boner pills, Viagra or Cialis? I snorted some viagra once at a party, this dude wanted some of my molly and coke and it was the only thing he had to trade. I’d never tried it before and figured since I was in my 20’s it wouldn’t do anything. Youre a pretty cool dude
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Oscar Wild posted:Turn off your monitor. It’s worse now. Thanks.
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