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Jesustheastronaut! posted:Anyone have any other 'useful' tattoo ideas? Some noisy bar phrases on a forearm could be good. yes/no/I can't hear/beer/vodka/thanks/this band sucks/im gay/kebab?
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Bloody Hedgehog posted:Cool! That's my issues with Tattoos, they're just going to look like poo poo with time.
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Oct 31, 2019 03:43
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sigher posted:That's my issues with Tattoos, they're just going to look like poo poo with time. i'm 44. in 20 years i'm going to look like poo poo regardless
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Oct 31, 2019 03:47
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I feel that, but drat.
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Oct 31, 2019 05:21
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I have about 15 tattoos and 11 are good. Thus, I am bragging ITT that I have cool tattoos.
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Oct 31, 2019 05:24
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I’m gonna get a tattoo of two lizards sucking each other’s dicks like in a yin yang arrangement
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Oct 31, 2019 05:35
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id only use a tattoo as an excuse to talk for five literal minutes about how stupid i am for getting the tattoo after about a week to literally every person who made eye contact with me and so on for the rest of my life and knowing this i feel confident in sharing that there was a math teacher at my highschool who liked to seem super straight laced but would bust out his enormous dumbass zombie sleeve tattoos dedicated to his father or some poo poo like that at the slightest provocation yeah.. i'm just your average MATH guy, right?? yeah, well... *undoes his belt and loosens his pants and raises up his shirt to expose his back to show a class of sleeping teenagers how he had his favorite scene from the movie braindead tattooed on it and tries to get the two struggling algebra 1 students to ask him about how often he gets it touched up instead of what will be on the test next week* The Cockler fucked around with this message at 05:46 on Oct 31, 2019 |
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Oct 31, 2019 05:37
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Get a tattoo of a butt, which has a butt-shaped tattoo on it, on your butt.
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Nov 1, 2019 18:46
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get a tattoo get a tattoo get a tattoo https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ovtwpQhW9Ps
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Nov 1, 2019 18:48
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I fuckin rule, I’m so awesome I don’t even know *looks down at tattoo she got at age 18* I’m a fuckin dumbass
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Nov 1, 2019 23:48
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Bet no one here can top my extremely erotic back ink:  
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Icochet posted:Wouldn't go quite that far but __________ posted on the internet for likes are mega lame
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sigher posted:That's my issues with Tattoos, they're just going to look like poo poo with time. Yeah but so will literally every other part of your body, and busted tattoos look better than the hairless cats old people morph into
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Nov 2, 2019 00:18
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Bust Rodd posted:Yeah but so will literally every other part of your body, and busted tattoos look better than the hairless cats old people morph into *looks at green tattoo on hardass old man that's lived more than I could in 10 lifetimes, rolls eyes
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Nov 2, 2019 00:24
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Debunk This! posted:Bet no one here can top my extremely erotic back ink: Post that with your username lest be probed harshly. I don’t believe it sorry!
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Nov 2, 2019 01:07
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get a sitka spruce on your calf
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Nov 2, 2019 01:09
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I've got like $30 how big can I get praying hands on my shoulder?
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Nov 3, 2019 03:50
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I’m getting my fourth tattoo this coming weekend, can’t stop won’t stop
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Nov 3, 2019 08:18
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I'm still trying to find a tattoo artist that can do animated gifs.
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Nov 3, 2019 12:17
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Frankenstyle posted:I'm still trying to find a tattoo artist that can do animated gifs. the minute those are real there are going to be hundreds of tattoos of Squarebob jacking off onto a plate of crabby patties
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Nov 4, 2019 18:58
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I have a hatchetman tattoo on my forearm 
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Nov 4, 2019 19:16
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verbal enema posted:I have a hatchetman tattoo on my forearm i was watching some youtube channel from a guy who did 7 years in prison and he told a story about some kid coming in with ICP tats and not realizing there was an actual ICP gang in his pod and they kicked the poo poo out of him so you better be ready to represent
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Nov 4, 2019 19:20
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lol if you posted:i was watching some youtube channel from a guy who did 7 years in prison and he told a story about some kid coming in with ICP tats and not realizing there was an actual ICP gang in his pod and they kicked the poo poo out of him Wtf that's not fam uh lee
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Nov 4, 2019 19:24
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I like when I meet someone and they have prominent gaudy tattoos because I’m more likely to remember the multicolored landscape with a photorealistic newt on someone’s arm than their unremarkable face.
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Nov 4, 2019 19:30
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Some people on tinder have real bad tattoos
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Nov 4, 2019 19:31
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at least getting a silly tattoo is one of the less objectionable ways to mangle your body scarifications and piercings are so much worse
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Nov 4, 2019 19:53
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lol if you posted:i was watching some youtube channel from a guy who did 7 years in prison and he told a story about some kid coming in with ICP tats and not realizing there was an actual ICP gang in his pod and they kicked the poo poo out of him Why wouldn’t they have just let him join the gang?
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Nov 4, 2019 20:08
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r u ready to WALK posted:at least getting a silly tattoo is one of the less objectionable ways to mangle your body i was an apprentice piercer in the 90s and our shop also did branding, scarification, and skin braiding. i got all kinds of stories about strange piercings and gore and such
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Nov 4, 2019 20:31
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Ralph Hurley posted:Why wouldn’t they have just let him join the gang? he hosed up by admitting he knew how magnets worked
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Nov 4, 2019 20:32
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r u ready to WALK posted:at least getting a silly tattoo is one of the less objectionable ways to mangle your body I have more respect for people with weird piercings than I do for people with lovely haircuts
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Nov 4, 2019 20:40
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I liked it when only sailors and punk rockers had tattoos. Don't mess with that guy, he has tats!!! Now I guess tattoos are assessories, like a watch or cell phone.
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Nov 4, 2019 21:08
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Fozzy The Bear posted:I liked it when only sailors and punk rockers had tattoos. Don't mess with that guy, he has tats!!! I don’t understand the difference here at all.
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Nov 4, 2019 21:25
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Bust Rodd posted:I don’t understand the difference here at all. Tattoos used to be fringe culture and now they aren't
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Nov 4, 2019 21:52
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I want a Kirby tattoo.
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Nov 4, 2019 23:45
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sorry but i refuse to get good tattoos
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Kazak posted:Tattoos used to be fringe culture and now they aren't I think it’s more that the idea of “mainstream culture” is itself antiquated. Younger generations can access anything no matter how esoteric, and as a result people can simply enjoy the things they like from earlier ages, instead of previous generations who were essentially limited in their available interests by geographic location.
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