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immortalyawn
May 28, 2013

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itry
Aug 23, 2019




Son of Rodney
Feb 22, 2006

ohmygodohmygodohmygod

Jose Oquendo
Jun 20, 2004

Star Trek: The Motion Picture is a boring movie
:nws:https://i.imgur.com/YhLwaFT.jpg:nws:

Pennywise the Frown
May 10, 2010

Upset Trowel

:lol:

ClamdestineBoyster
Aug 15, 2015
Probation
Can't post for 10 years!

:barf:

Deep Glove Bruno
Sep 4, 2015

yung swamp thang

Captain Hygiene posted:

I thought I was glimpsing into hell for a second, but I looked at the calendar and it's just 2019

Bonzo
Mar 11, 2004

Just like Mama used to make it!
I also thought this would be about Tucker Max.

Kirk Vikernes
Apr 26, 2004

Count Goatnackh

Bonzo posted:

I also thought this would be about Tucker Max.

Same. I was hoping for lots of diarrhea.

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

You mess with the crabbo...



Mr. Dick
Aug 9, 2019

by Cyrano4747

big nipples big life
May 12, 2014

Relayer
Sep 18, 2002
Like the name "Billy", you can't be named Tucker and be not-10 years old.

Junk
Dec 20, 2003

Listen to reason, man. Why make your job difficult?
does tucker actually think that haircut looks good? I have never seen anyone with hair like that, what the gently caress is its deal

Private Cumshoe
Feb 15, 2019

AAAAAAAGAGHAAHGGAH

Junk posted:

does tucker actually think that haircut looks good? I have never seen anyone with hair like that, what the gently caress is its deal

I mean when your head looks so perfectly like a potato you want a haircut that distracts

Junk
Dec 20, 2003

Listen to reason, man. Why make your job difficult?
but even with a potato head you can still look like a normal man, he looks like a 2nd grader on school picture day from the 70s

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

You mess with the crabbo...



Private Cumshoe posted:

I mean when your head looks so perfectly like a potato you want a haircut that distracts
:hmmyes:

Junk posted:

but even with a potato head you can still look like a normal man, he looks like a 2nd grader on school picture day from the 70s
:shuckyes:

Meme Poker Party
Sep 1, 2006

by Azathoth

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

You mess with the crabbo...




:aaaaa::911:

Rod Hoofhearted
Jun 18, 2000

I am a ghost




Junk posted:

does tucker actually think that haircut looks good? I have never seen anyone with hair like that, what the gently caress is its deal

It's a hair piece. The man is 50 years old. Think of all the 50 year olds you know IRL with actual hair - not many.

Imagine him with John Carroll Lynch's hairline and it makes more sense.

CRUSTY MINGE
Mar 30, 2011

Peggy Hill
Foot Connoisseur
It's repurposed rear end hair. That's his rear end on his head.

Rod Hoofhearted
Jun 18, 2000

I am a ghost




CRUSTY MINGE posted:

It's repurposed rear end hair. That's his rear end on his head.

Nah, the guys with rear end hair on their heads have to wear it real, real short - like former Chicago Bears linebacker Brian Urlacher. Because rear end hair isn't long enough for the bouffant.

When you see those big, poofy wads of hair, it's usually a hair piece.

itry
Aug 23, 2019




I made a thing



Sunswipe posted:

"Spindly" Klutz strikes again?

:dadjoke: overload

itry fucked around with this message at 00:13 on Nov 8, 2019

Sunswipe
Feb 5, 2016

by Fluffdaddy
"Spindly" Klutz strikes again?

ultrafilter
Aug 23, 2007

It's okay if you have any questions.


Tucker is a fantastic name for a dog.

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

You mess with the crabbo...



ultrafilter posted:

Tucker is a fantastic name for a dog.

davidspackage
May 16, 2007

Nap Ghost

:haw:

itry
Aug 23, 2019





That dog is extremely fed up with those dems. :argh:

SilvergunSuperman
Aug 7, 2010


Lmao.

Alan Smithee
Jan 4, 2005


A man becomes preeminent, he's expected to have enthusiasms.

Enthusiasms, enthusiasms...

YeahTubaMike posted:

i thought this thread was going to be about tucker max

nobody has thought about him since 1998 until you brought him up

ultrafilter
Aug 23, 2007

It's okay if you have any questions.



:perfect:

KrunkMcGrunk
Jul 2, 2007

Sometimes I sit and think, and sometimes I just sit.


:unsmith:

YeahTubaMike
Mar 24, 2005

*hic* Gotta finish thish . . .
Doctor Rope

Alan Smithee posted:

nobody has thought about him since 1998 until you brought him up

i wasn't even aware of his existence until like 2002

edit: i learned about him and maddox at the same time

YeahTubaMike fucked around with this message at 17:16 on Nov 8, 2019

Pennywise the Frown
May 10, 2010

Upset Trowel
This thread should be sticked. As all photoshop threads should be.

itry
Aug 23, 2019




The show's logo is pretty bland, so I made another one.



Possibly an improvement.

FactsAreUseless
Feb 16, 2011

Imagine Tucker watching this scene with the same confused expression, trying to figure out if he should feel something.

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Wanton
May 17, 2003
Good job on returning those books.
This place has really gone downhill

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