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Sunswipe posted:Please leave your dog's hymen alone. You know that doctor is in there loving DOGS! That’s HOW HE GETS HIS POWER HRRRRNNNNNNNNNGGGGGGGGG! 
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Hymen? More like Byewomen!!
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im the dude obsessing about bridewealth as an entertainer in 2019 we'll never be royaaals
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a peck of pickled peckers posted:Kind of panicking right now, guys. I tried checking my own hymen just now and uh, gently caress...um...theres a penis between my legs??? Is this normal?? I tried moving it out of the way, but it turns out the penis is attached to my body. gently caress gently caress gently caress. Stick it up ur butt
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a peck of pickled peckers posted:Kind of panicking right now, guys. I tried checking my own hymen just now and uh, gently caress...um...theres a penis between my legs??? Is this normal?? I tried moving it out of the way, but it turns out the penis is attached to my body. gently caress gently caress gently caress. Once you've successfully had sex the penis should fall off on its own
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house of the dad posted:Once you've successfully had sex the penis should fall off on its own Actually the penis erodes slowly over time from friction and vaginal acids. 
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Do it ironically posted:he does this because he's a loving piece of poo poo and he thinks that all men are pieces of poo poo like him He does. MikeJF posted:Now his boys, on the other hand...
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If anybody checks the sanctity of your hymen take the opportunity to fart in their loving face
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ClamdestineBoyster posted:Actually the penis erodes slowly over time from friction and vaginal acids. you mean I can burn dicks off with this thing? hell yeah
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Vagina Acidus
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ti saved a man from jumping off a building. That man's name? Scott Stapp of creed.
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Milo and POTUS posted:ti saved a man from jumping off a building. That man's name? Scott Stapp of creed. Nah, he'd already jumped by the time TI stumbled across him. He did call an ambulance for him though.
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In any case, gently caress TI
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Tbh this was genuinely disappointing to click on :/
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Gotta respect TI for keeping it in gem mint condition to sell on ebay later.
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Crusty Nutsack posted:you mean I can burn dicks off with this thing? hell yeah No it gets smaller and smaller each time until you wear it down to the bone.
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Nov 8, 2019 05:33
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https://twitter.com/stollemache/status/1192544698382110720?s=19
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Not sure if joking or not
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You cannot lie on the Internet. It's the law. https://twitter.com/seanhannity/status/1192613760269258753?s=19 Oscar Wild fucked around with this message at 06:08 on Nov 8, 2019 |
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Whats next mothers checking there sons wiener s for smegma.
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on the other hand im loling at this so idk what to feel anymore
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yea this is ~20% of my matches on tinder et al
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Nov 8, 2019 07:33
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Honestly the best advice yours truly has received in el longo time my friend
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My chosen death for T.I. (imo) a huge vat of my cum collected over several years heated to a boiling crucible into which his incredibly hosed up toxic-masculine body is dipped whereupon it disintegrates like hot vapor, just instantly flash boiled and flash evaporated, that motherfucker, that insufferable hymen-checkin-guy, the nerve, get boiled in my cum vat T.I.!!!!
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