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I was eating this chick out the other day and started to taste.. Horse cum? Huh, I thought so this is how Grandma died.
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Guy has sex with hooker, when he sticks his dick in it feels like it's being cut apart and he's like "WTF" and the hooker says "sorry just a minute" and moves her hand around down there and says "now go," so he does and it felt smooth. "WTF happened" says the guy, and the hooker says, "I picked my scabs".
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# ? Nov 12, 2019 06:16 |
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where does the three legged horse live? the unstable
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# ? Nov 12, 2019 09:21 |
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Telebite posted:Guy has sex with hooker, when he sticks his dick in it feels like it's being cut apart and he's like "WTF" and the hooker says "sorry just a minute" and moves her hand around down there and says "now go," so he does and it felt smooth. "WTF happened" says the guy, and the hooker says, "I picked my scabs". Thats loving gross man. One day, a priest was walking through a forest, when he came upon a pond. On the pond was a lily-pad, and on the lily-pad was the saddest frog the priest had ever seen! "Dear frog" the priest asked, "what is the matter? Why re you so sad?" "Well," said the frog, "I was not always a frog." "Tell me more" said the priest. "One day, I was waslking through these woods when I came upon a wicked witch. 'Stand aside witch' I said to her. But alas, she called me a nasty cheeky boy and turned me into a frog." "But that's terrible! Isn't there anything that can be done to reverse the spell?" asked the priest. "Well" said the frog, "if a kind person were to take me home for the night, feed me and put me to sleep on their pillow, I am sure I would wake up human again." "Well, this is your lucky day!" said the priest. So he took the frog home, fed him and put him to sleep on his pillow. And lo and behold, when he woke up the next morning, there was a 10 year old choir boy in his bed! "And that Your Honour, is the case for the Defense." Filipino fucked around with this message at 09:36 on Nov 12, 2019 |
# ? Nov 12, 2019 09:23 |
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Abortion: It brings out the kid in you!
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# ? Nov 12, 2019 09:31 |
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Filipino posted:Thats loving gross man. The joke is that he wouldn't be on trial to begin with
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# ? Nov 12, 2019 10:13 |
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Pretentious? Moi?
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# ? Nov 12, 2019 10:22 |
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What's the hardest part about eating vegetables? Getting them back in the wheelchair! Name three candies Jesus couldn't eat. Skittles, M&Ms, and Reese's Pieces. They fell right through his hands! Why did chicks dig Jesus? *Spread your arms out* Because he was hung like this.
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# ? Nov 12, 2019 10:37 |
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Jesus and Moses are fishing on a lake in Heaven. Moses turns to Jesus and says, "You ever wonder if we've still got the same powers we had on Earth, up here?" "Never really had to think about it," says Jesus. So Moses stretches his arms out and sure enough, the waters begin to part. Jesus gets up on the side of the boat, not to be out-done, and cautiously stretches his foot over the side.... ...and SPLOOSH, straight down into the waves. Moses grabs his hand and helps heave him back on board, and shouts "What the heck happened, man!?" To which Jesus responds "...forgot about the fuckin' holes in my feet!"
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# ? Nov 12, 2019 12:27 |
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LabyaMynora posted:What's the difference between twenty dead babies and twenty bowling balls? How do you get 1000 babies into a phone booth? Blender. How do you get them back out? Nachos.
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# ? Nov 12, 2019 12:29 |
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Rihanna, why are you working with Chris Brown again? Beats me!
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# ? Nov 12, 2019 13:22 |
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What's the difference between an apple and a dead baby? I don't come when I eat an apple
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# ? Nov 12, 2019 15:08 |
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a man walked into a bar and fell over (this is also the only joke i can remember)
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Chinatown posted:prob mods probating nooner for every little thing
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