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Rozzbot posted:Cum I don’t know. When I think of excretions (which I do, often) I think more of things like sweat and mucus which are passively expelled from the body without additional thought or process. Cum is more of an active expulsion typically requiring manual stimulation of the penis or prostate.
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I like the smell of the sweat behind my ears. I rub it on my fingers and take a good sniff
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Nov 14, 2019 15:27
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My current antidepressants give me night sweats. It sucks. Being old and depressed sucks.
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Nov 14, 2019 15:40
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I have a good balance of humors because I practice nofap (monk modus).
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Nov 14, 2019 15:46
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Pickwick High posted:I like the smell of the sweat behind my ears. I rub it on my fingers and take a good sniff The original scratch and sniff!
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Nov 14, 2019 15:53
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Sweat is an interesting substance. Get it on your balls in a humid region, keep it on there long enough and it will turn you ball hairs crusty and brittle.
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Nov 14, 2019 16:12
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Who What Now posted:My current antidepressants give me night sweats. It sucks. Being old and depressed sucks. Sounds like you need to sort yourself out
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Nov 14, 2019 16:13
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Gotta second whatever strange amber goo it is that crystallizes in the corner of my eyes. That's the stuff.
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Nov 14, 2019 16:36
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When you go to poo poo and mucus comes out, with no poop
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Nov 14, 2019 16:46
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In fact the only picture I've ever sent of myself to another goon featured solidified eye-goo.
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Nov 14, 2019 16:46
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Is eye goo a forgotten sequel to keyboard goo
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Nov 14, 2019 18:35
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We can only hope
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Nov 14, 2019 19:14
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So i've been dealing with some unexplained gassy acid reflux the past month or so, and antacids as well as over the counter proton pump inhibitors haven't done their duty. So I go to the doctor to figure this out. They can usually check to see if it's the h. pylori bacteria in the stomach causing it there, but since i've been using PPIs for a month I have to have my poop analyzed. I have an appointment with a gastroenterologist based on the results. So okay I gotta give my doctor a sample of my poop, right? nah - i have to give my poop to a lab, a lab 1 hour away with a bunch of lovely, snowy, ice covered roads filled with traffic jams and lovely drivers that I have to drive through with my small car that can be a pain in the rear end when it comes to driving on ice. I cannot mail my poop to that address. I must get my poop to the specified location within 24 hours of pooping. I must not refrigerate my poop. The poop must be fresh. Fresh poop. poop
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Nov 14, 2019 23:16
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spray farts into the toilet are amazing and the sounds make me laugh
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Nov 14, 2019 23:19
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Sometimes, when I wipe... I'll wipe and wipe and wipe, a hundred times... still; poop. Still poop. That's just an outtake from parks and rec but it's so funny and accurate and I just really like it.
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Nov 14, 2019 23:26
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Igotadigbick posted:My belly button excretes lint Mine excreted literal sludge for a number of years. The smell was horrifying and every now and then the skin around it would hurt. I have no idea what caused it, but it would come and go usually once a year for a couple of months around late fall/early winter and sometimes went away only after I pulled a 2-inch-long tuft of hair out from inside my belly button. Eventually a doctor prescribed me some medicated cream to deal with it and that’s what made it go away for good.
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Nov 14, 2019 23:33
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Posting from the toilet on the mostly vacant floor in my office building. I go down a few floors to poop in solitude. Just me and the AC.
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Nov 14, 2019 23:35
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Lil Swamp Booger Baby posted:Yea when you use a new skincare product that might irritate sensitive skin you do a patch test to see how your skin reacts so I imagine you can just keep heavily exfoliating and using acids on one spot to get your pores as massive as possible and then just use extremely thick oils to block the pores and increase sebum production. loving hydraulic oil does it for me. Every time I have to work on hydraulics at work I get a drat pimple or two somewhere. I. M. Gei posted:Mine excreted literal sludge for a number of years. The smell was horrifying and every now and then the skin around it would hurt. My kid gets this sometimes if he overdoes it lifting, skin hurting and all. It's so gross.
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Nov 15, 2019 04:10
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great big cardboard tube posted:You ever pissed out your rear end? It's weird, like you're familiar with the sensation but it's coming out the wrong hole. My favorite part of rear end piss is when you thought you'd already expelled every drop of liquid in your rear end then you go to wipe your raw distended rear end in a top hat and the second the paper touches skin, fwooooosh another torrent of rear end piss.
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Nov 15, 2019 05:02
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pee is stored in the bowels
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Nov 15, 2019 05:06
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Smells like qcs in here
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Nov 17, 2019 12:43
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on nov 17, 2019, my body continued its multi-decade long streak of excreting matter
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Nov 17, 2019 13:23
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There's a pretty terrible post right now in the cursed image thread that you guys would hate but also find relevant
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Nov 17, 2019 13:56
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Had multiple toilet trips today with gastro. Each time I feel like I'm going to vomit and poo poo at the same time, luckily just the latter, and it was like warm soft serve. Left annoying streaks with each flush. Sometimes I do a good solid one which surprises me like 'how did all that fit inside of me?' I usually feel a little proud of those.
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Nov 17, 2019 14:07
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Relayer posted:Sometimes, when I wipe... I'll wipe and wipe and wipe, a hundred times... still; poop. Still poop. Use a bidet, wash your rear end in a top hat you animal.
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Nov 17, 2019 14:41
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Sometimes I'll neglect my ear canals for long periods and then a great big gob of ear wax will just roll out on its own and it's like... How did it do that?
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Nov 17, 2019 14:50
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Did a few vomit + poo poo combos today, thankfully not at the same time. But one after the other, repeatedly
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Nov 18, 2019 07:05
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The Protagonist posted:Sometimes I'll neglect my ear canals for long periods and then a great big gob of ear wax will just roll out on its own and it's like... How did it do that? it's the earwig moving in.
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Chinatown posted:Posting from the toilet on the mostly vacant floor in my office building. When I worked for a modular home company I used to sneak out to the one model home with actual plumbing to take a poo poo because the only bathroom in the office was at the nexus of all the foot traffic. Gotta be able to drop a deuce in peace.
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