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Any sparks of creative writing within you? Well get those posting gloves on and pour out your little stories right here. They can be long-ish like this: he stared at the red glow on the end of his cigarette until it burned down so much that it hurt going cross-eyed. it was his last cigarette. he was about to go to the electric chair for killing someone in self-defence though the judge didn't see it that way "are you ok?" squeaked a voice from inside the cell. he looked down and saw a little grey mouse "no i'm not ok" he replied," i'm on death row and now a mouse is talking to me" "we don't speak to people often but you're not going to tell anyone are you?" squeaked the mouse "here i've got something that might cheer you up" it continued. the mouse pulled out of it's rear end some strange looking herb "smoke some of this and we can swap minds for a few minutes. i've always wanted to see what it's like to be a human and you can see what it's like to be a mouse!" so he smoked the herb and they swapped minds. "pretty great from up here" said the human "hey i'm so small i can get put of the cell. see ya!" squeaked the mouse and ran out of the cell "hey wait that's not fair!" shouted the human as the guards came to the cell door "ok maloney it's time to go you've had your cigarette" said one of the guards "wait...no...i'm not him i'm a mouse!" he cried as the guards dragged him down the corridor "sure you are a mouse" they laughed or they can be ultra-short and sweet like this: I was straight Now … I'm bi
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Nov 18, 2019 16:01
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Baby thread, never posted
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Nov 18, 2019 16:02
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For sale: Forums Account, Never Posted
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Nov 18, 2019 16:03
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Fighting evil by moonlight Winning love by daylight Never running from a real fight! She is the one named Pickwick High posted:I'm bi
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Nov 18, 2019 16:11
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Yo, listen up here's the story About a little guy that lives in a blue world And all day and all night everything he sees is just blue Like him, inside and outside
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Nov 18, 2019 16:26
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Once upon a time there was a person with some sort of problem. The person went to go and solve the problem. They solve the problem. Then we get to see what happens after the climax. The end. GIVE ME MY loving PULITZER! 
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Nov 18, 2019 16:28
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Literally A Person posted:Once upon a time there was a person with some sort of problem. The person went to go and solve the problem. They solve the problem. Then we get to see what happens after the climax. The end.
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Nov 18, 2019 16:35
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The Robot Every morning, The Robot turns itself on. It performs routine tasks for several hours, then turns itself off. Every day is the same. If this sounds like a nightmare, guess what? That robot... is you.
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Nov 18, 2019 16:35
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FactsAreUseless posted:*finger on the monkey paw curls up and now you have a Pulitzer but you teach freshman writing at the University of Ohio* *falls through vortex to nowhere* Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
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Nov 18, 2019 16:36
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Technology goes too far and causes problems but it gets sorted out eventually. We get to ponder fundamental questions about what makes us human and other wimpy crap like that
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Nov 18, 2019 16:39
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Icochet posted:Technology goes too far and causes problems but it gets sorted out eventually. We get to ponder fundamental questions about what makes us human and other wimpy crap like that I like it, it's got this really great man versus the system kind of feel to it. Have you shopped this around yet?
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Nov 18, 2019 16:42
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I'll tell you a story about a man named Jed. He didn't have a dunny so he did it in the shed. He didn't have no paper so he wiped it on the grass... when up popped Granny and shot him in the rear end.
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Literally A Person posted:I like it, it's got this really great man versus the system kind of feel to it. Have you shopped this around yet? Yea I signed up with Dystopia Publishing, the biggest scifi publisher in the world with their catalogue of eighty million books about dystopian stuff. Dystopia really sells. It's almost dystopian
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Through a series of convoluted but extremely predictable events, mankind destroys itself and the Earth. The Earth is now just another cold, dead rock, floating in the dark void of space for all eternity. No one sees her. No one wonders about her. No one knows of the humans who evolved on her and advanced and advanced until, ultimately they became responsible for their own undoing. And no being, anywhere, in the vast reaches of the galaxy or the countless other worlds beyond will ever know the truth. That pee is stored in the balls.
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I've had one slowly rounding the bases in my mind. Let me see if I can bat a first draft home: Part 1: Dr. Harold Harris paced purposefully through the path in his flower garden. Though brilliant roses and birds of paradises, meticulously tended to by his wards, crowded the sides and occasionally brushed against his legs, his gazed remained straight forward. After all, Dr. Harold Harris (PhD) was an Important man with an Important speech in ten minutes, and needed to focus. So, it was no surprise that Dr. Harold Harris (PhD, suma cum laude from Bob Jones University) didn't see the small shadow in front of him, formed from a small object falling hundreds of feet above his head. For Dr. Harris, whose practice was still prominently not illegal in three Bible Belt states, had to announce the opening of a national chain. His national chain. Soon, every state in the union (in which he could still offer his exquisite services) would have a franchise of Harold Harris Teen Conversion Camps. Harris was so wound up in his preparations that he didn't notice the object spiraling down towards him until it smacked him square in the face. He stopped his paces and looked down at the object, which had bounced off his nose and come to rest on the magnificently cemented path in front of him. It was about five inches long. It was about one inch wide. It was a penis. Harris sighed, "Hello, long lost friend."
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Entering a ditch isn't so bad if you can wake up and limp again. Trying to hitch hike is nigh impossible. Relief! Someone who actually picks up people on the side of the road to help.
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Nov 19, 2019 05:14
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Shoe babies, for sale. Remarkable! Proof of abiogenesis.
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A Fancy Hat posted:The Robot Hey Ron, its Cornelius, your editor. I punched it up to match the demographic. Let me know what you think A Fancy Hat posted:The Robot That Jerks Off
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the last user on SA checked his thread for replies and saw he had been given a six hour probation
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When I was a kid there was this other kid in my neighborhood who I hung around with. Up to a certain age you pretty much just hang around with whoever is around. Anyway one day I was at his house and he stuck his finger in his rear end in a top hat, smelled it, and then started laughing. Many years later he got arrested because he was trying to buy painkillers off of some guy in a wheelchair and instead of paying him he punched him in the face and ran away.
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