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StoryTime posted:"It is entirely seemly for a young man killed in battle to lie mangled by the bronze spear. In his death all things appear fair." The National Spear Association could've used some outside help with their slogans
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The National Spear Association "We Help You Get the Point"
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Dec 6, 2019 14:23
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They didn't really need great slogans, thanks to their massive dark funding in Persian darics.
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Dec 6, 2019 14:31
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You should try getting stabbed dude, gets you buzzed.
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Dec 6, 2019 14:34
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buncha ancient greeks looking for small-dicked bulls to bang their wives while they jerk off their shamefully large hogs in the corner and sob
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Best Bi Geek Squid posted:buncha ancient greeks looking for small-dicked bulls to bang their wives while they jerk off their shamefully large hogs in the corner and sob This is how you get minotaurs
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Dec 6, 2019 16:59
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Seeking LLC (Little Laconian Cock) here
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I love the misplaced "o" sort of underneath the first word there. It's every "GARAGE SALE" poster ever where you don't plan it out properly and the last G and E are really squished and tiny. Imagine having your own crappy lettering preserved for two millennia.
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 I met a traveller from an antique land Who said: "Two vast and trunkless balls of stone Stand in the desert . . . Near them, on the sand, Half sunk, a shattered visage lies, whose frown, And wrinkled lip, and sneer of cold command, Tell that its sculptor well those passions read Which yet survive, stamped on these lifeless things, The hand that stroked them, and the heart that fed: And on the pedestal these words appear: 'My name is Ozymandias, king of kings: Look on my cock and balls, and despair!' Nothing beside remains. Round the decay Of that colossal wreck, boundless and bare The lone and level sands stretch far away.
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Dec 7, 2019 07:12
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Im the long lost knob.
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Dec 7, 2019 08:39
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Forgotten erect edifices
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Dec 7, 2019 08:40
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Squalid posted:
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Dec 7, 2019 08:42
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da motherfuckin sharezone goes back a long time it seems
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Yolomon Wayne posted:da motherfuckin sharezone goes back a long time it seems the Oedipus Rex Forum maybe
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