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Xenocides
Jan 14, 2008

This world looks very scary....


You will find room in your heart for one more person.

“Hey, we need to talk about opening up our relationship.”


If you make a promise to someone keep it.

(Sighs while looking at bank balance) “I promised myself I would buy every funko pop as it comes out and I cannot falter now.”

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Mr. Dick
Aug 9, 2019

by Cyrano4747
"Discontent is the first step in the progress of a man or a nation."

Not exactly a fortune, but Mr. Dick's cool with being discontent, or malcontent.

sweet thursday
Sep 16, 2012

I am going to have a good and prosperous day

The Walrus
Jul 9, 2002

by Fluffdaddy
http://www.fortunecookiemessage.com/


"The early bird gets the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese"




uh, okay, I'm going to give this bird a worm, and this mouse some cheese, I guess. no wait not that mouse this one.

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