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When Univision bought The Onion, they appeared to have gotten rid of all the talent. The jokes are much more hit or miss these days. I still have a couple of the books laying around somewhere and the weeklong takeover by Yu Wan Mei was the funniest running joke in satirical news ever imo. However, we can all look back at the good times: Residents Of Indiana Join Together To Form Collective Consciousness quote:"There are no more mothers or fathers or brothers or sisters," said the single consciousness, an identical smile on the face of each of its human components. "Indiana is mother and father and brother and sister. There is only Indiana." Also, Future News was pretty funny: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iKC21wDarBo
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I kinda miss picking up free physical copies of the onion E- maybe that didn’t even stop idk
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"Accounts payabo"
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Passersby were amazed by the unusually large amounts of blood. Passersby were amazed by the unusually large amounts of blood. Passersby were amazed by the unusually large amounts of blood. Passersby were amazed by the unusually large amounts of blood
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Clickhole is where it's at now.
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"'No Way To Prevent This,' Says Only Nation Where This Regularly Happens"
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I am the law
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Drink-Mix Man posted:Clickhole is where it's at now. hats off also to the running joke of pretending not to understand firetrucks also, since nobody else has done it, here are the obligatory links to Our Long National Nightmare of Peace and Prosperity is Over and gently caress Everything, We're Doing Five Blades, two articles which aren't even that funny but they predicted the future and that's hosed up
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Dec 7, 2019 09:37
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This kung-fu is not of the main stream! Who is teach you such perfidy?
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A classic https://www.theonion.com/federal-prison-system-retires-mcveighs-number-1819587002
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Dec 7, 2019 10:45
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Drink-Mix Man posted:Clickhole is where it's at now. clickhole peaked in their first week when they did the "If You Love Calvin And Hobbes, You Have To Watch This" gag that pissed off so many people it got banned on facebook
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gleebster posted:"Accounts payabo" I loved reading that poo poo so loving much in my formative years, I think it subconsciously affected the way I act. I still quote "gently caress everything, We're doing Five blades" to this day. The amount of poo poo that was supposed to be ironic back then and now it's the way things are is hosed up.
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The Deborah roller coaster article still gets a laugh out of me after all these years. https://entertainment.theonion.com/...XhFOXZkeTl2SGk.
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Broken Bio Qlock posted:I loved reading that poo poo so loving much in my formative years, I think it subconsciously affected the way I act. https://sports.theonion.com/college-basketball-star-heroically-overcomes-tragic-rap-1819594970 Originally was broadcast without the stupid headline ruining the joke. I guess they got too many complaints because they also took this one off youtube 
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There are A Lot of good and great Onion articles and video, but this is the one I think about regularly https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fJwHZVl5Buk
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Smooth B is B’ing smooth
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