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A chaos wizard rends open a portal out of which one long, golden noodle emerges. Whosoever can eat the golden noodle shall be crowned the king of Italy
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Dads Dip Cup posted:me : "hi I'd like 10k worth of noodles please" Haha |
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Dec 8, 2019 08:57
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my accountant sweating through his suit when looking at my $20 sauce budget
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Dec 8, 2019 14:42
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my grandma: wow the tree looks so...wet this year me, hand on chin, thoughtfully nodding to my hot wife who has big job and make good money while i maintain the household firmly as the creative "ideas guy" force that finds traditionally roles like jobs and rent constraining to my posting career: mm mmm, I knew the evoo would really set things off
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Dec 8, 2019 14:49
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nut posted:my accountant sweating through his suit when looking at my $20 sauce budget
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Dec 8, 2019 15:20
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nut posted:my grandma: wow the tree looks so...wet this year ---------------- |
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Dec 8, 2019 15:48
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Trying to injure myself at noodles & co. so that I can try to force them to pay out a settlement of hundreds of thousands of noodles.
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Dec 8, 2019 15:58
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SweetWillyRollbar posted:Trying to injure myself at noodles & co. so that I can try to force them to pay out a settlement of hundreds of thousands of noodles. Their umbrella policy caps it at $10k of liability for them
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Dec 8, 2019 15:59
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alnilam posted:Their umbrella policy caps it at $10k of liability for them drat those slick pasta lawyers!
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Dec 8, 2019 16:02
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Dads Dip Cup posted:me : "hi I'd like 10k worth of noodles please" |
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Dec 8, 2019 16:30
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nut posted:my grandma: wow the tree looks so...wet this year |
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Dec 8, 2019 17:59
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Cashier: OK, so with your $10 coupon that brings your total to $9996. Me: Oh, whoopsie me, it looks like this coupon is expired. Cashier: (turning white) No... Me: Looks like we're pasta point of no return. Cashier: (distant rumbling) You fool... |
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Dec 8, 2019 19:52
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google THIS posted:Cashier: OK, so with your $10 coupon that brings your total to $9996.
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Dec 8, 2019 21:23
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my strong muscular wife who lets me deal with the financials after I finishing counting: how much is there? me: about 11 thousand orzo
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Dec 8, 2019 21:28
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it's almost year end and my budget is mostly spent i'm gonna have make it last *thoughtfully chews on a piece of uncooked spaghetti*
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Sighing heavily as I add facial reconstruction surgery to my budget. |
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