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lilbeefer
Oct 4, 2004

hemale in pain posted:

how do you masturbate with those on????!!

A FAIR QUESTION

And a common one!

Also how did I wipe the poo poo from my butthole?


I couldn't jerk it for 3 weeks, which would have been a problem but I had someone who could help me in that department.

I wasn't willing to accept help with my rear end in a top hat. There is no way I was putting another person through the trauma of wwiping my arse. I had no access to a bidet either (bidets are awesome btw). Instead I very awkwardly and slowly flossed my butthole with a string of lemon scented chux wipes

:TMYN:

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BIG-DICK-BUTT-FUCK
Jan 26, 2016

by Fluffdaddy
Goons have disturbingly frail skeletons. I blame it on the lack of weight bearing activity and exposure to sunlight

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