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chris angel, a trail of pink, white, brown, and red spotting the concrete behind him, dragging himself through the rotating door into the Emergency Room, a carton of ice cream half emerging from his chest ... chris angel's producer 30 minutes earlier: Oh jesus christ Chris! someone call an ambulance! chris angel sputtering ice cream over his cellphone as he checks his health insurance coverage for emergency vehicles: N-N-NO, it's m-m-m-mindfreak....
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Derren Brown using "neuro-linguistic programming" to make everyone in the world vote for ridiculously unsuitable political candidates and believe it was a good idea. |
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*sniff sniff* "did someone poo poo their pants?" "m-mindfreak"
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guy im smoking weed with: where did my lighter go me: oh its in my pocket guy: you always do that me: m-mindfreak
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chris: *holds mysteries box with buttons up to payphone and presses buttons on it* chris: now i can call aanywhere i want for free me: woa chris: mindphreak
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Dec 20, 2019 08:47
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*In British subway announcer's voice* Mind the freak! |
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Did I take my medicine? I don't remember taking it and I'm pretty sure I would remember. (opens the F compartment of my pill-a-day and finds it empty) M-M-MINDFREAK oh wait I set it on the bathroom counter and left it there. |
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detective crumbs: who stole the cookies from the cookie jar? me: mumfphrea
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*ref picks up a football after an astounding patriots comeback win* "there's almost no air in this..." tom brady: "uhhhh... m-m-mindfreak!" |
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chris angel standing up, banging his head on an open cabinet door leavign a bloody gouge, swearing and cursing, clenching his fists knuckle-white, holding on with every fibre of his being, trying not to say it, through gritted teeth and blood dripping down his face finally muttering "it.. was just... an acc...iddennt....."
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alas my attempt at murdering my wife as she sleeped, by cutting her in half with a saw, has not only failed—it seems in fact that a second woman has sprouted from thin air precisely were her legs once were!
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Chris angel at age 70 smirking mischeviously every time he successfully teleports his glasses to the top of his head
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Chopping vegetables and suddenly I remove my thumb. MIND FREAK! ... Better put that on ice. |
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SweetWillyRollbar posted:Chopping vegetables and suddenly I remove my thumb. watch as the ice mindfreakingly replaces itself with water by nothing more than my volition
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DOPE FIEND KILLA G posted:watch as the ice mindfreakingly replaces itself with water by nothing more than my volition Mind=freaked |
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