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numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

hold my beer bro and watching me do a SICK kickflip!!!!

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Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Fun Shoe

numberoneposter posted:

hold my beer bro and watching me do a SICK kickflip!!!!

*stands back*

soy
Jul 7, 2003

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Drink a bottle of red wine and 2 liters of water and watch the witcher on netflix hth

Lil Swamp Booger Baby
Aug 1, 1981

numberoneposter posted:

hold my beer bro and watching me do a SICK kickflip!!!!

*holds beer*

OhsH
Jan 12, 2008

Best Bi Geek Squid posted:

hello friends. i am feeling sick and called off work today. i've been feeling low for a couple days but i'm definitely sick now. seems to be standard flu-like symptoms - nose fluids, coughing, fatigue, stomach fluids, etc.

i don't like feeling this way but i can't just get a new body because i'm still paying this one off. what are some options i can pursue?

careful op, or you'll get fired like i just did, for the same thing

Best Bi Geek Squid
Mar 25, 2016
napped for a bit with the cat. now I'm drowsy and feel like poo poo. the cat is still sleeping. advantage: cat

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

Mozi
Apr 4, 2004

Forms change so fast
Time is moving past
Memory is smoke
Gonna get wider when I die
Nap Ghost

numberoneposter posted:

im also FEELING SICK!!!!! :rock:

hope you feel better

cinnamon rollout
Jun 12, 2001

The early bird gets the worm
OP those are cold symptoms, flu symptoms involve more pain and wishing for the sweet release of death

Best Bi Geek Squid
Mar 25, 2016

cinnamon rollout posted:

OP those are cold symptoms, flu symptoms involve more pain and wishing for the sweet release of death

i guess i always have the flu then ???

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

well you cant have both you greedy bastard :colbert:

Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Fun Shoe

oh poo poo!!!! woooo!!

Lil Swamp Booger Baby
Aug 1, 1981

Chinatown posted:

oh poo poo!!!! woooo!!

I almost reported him for posting poo poo too cool for school!!!

sex excellence
Feb 19, 2011

Satisfaction Guranteed
op, simply buy a new body and re-finance your old body's debt onto the new one. sure, if that new body gets sick you're hosed but you gotta roll the dice sometimes to get a head. hope this helps

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

i sold my body for some airpods

Best Bi Geek Squid
Mar 25, 2016
somebody else has to be sick. besides that guy;s wife who i'm banging

Lil Swamp Booger Baby
Aug 1, 1981

numberoneposter posted:

i sold my body for some airpods

I'm so angry I sold my body for P.O.D. albums

Best Bi Geek Squid
Mar 25, 2016

Lil Swamp Booger Baby posted:

I'm so angry I sold my body for P.O.D. albums
/

UnfortunateSexFart
May 18, 2008

𒃻 𒌓𒁉𒋫 𒆷𒁀𒅅𒆷
𒆠𒂖 𒌉 𒌫 𒁮𒈠𒈾𒅗 𒂉 𒉡𒌒𒂉𒊑


I'm currently sick while on a four hour flight. The whole plane should be sick in about 3 days.

bossy lady
Jul 9, 1983

UnfortunateSexFart posted:

I'm currently sick while on a four hour flight. The whole plane should be sick in about 3 days.

this is biological warfare which is banned under the geneva convention

UnfortunateSexFart
May 18, 2008

𒃻 𒌓𒁉𒋫 𒆷𒁀𒅅𒆷
𒆠𒂖 𒌉 𒌫 𒁮𒈠𒈾𒅗 𒂉 𒉡𒌒𒂉𒊑


bossy lady posted:

this is biological warfare which is banned under the geneva convention

A Canada vs Australia war would be pretty funny

I'm somewhere over the outback right now, shocked I still have internet.

Escape From Noise
Jul 27, 2004

Sorry. I'm sick.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dZnDNG96RHo

Zeluth
May 12, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Buckets are made for more than mopping the floor.

The Breakfast Sampler
Jan 1, 2006


Sickness is stored in Bad Emotions which are pent up. I recommend an extended crying jag, a real bloo bloo, hyperventilating and crying so hard you think you will die. Like you had the air knocked out of you. Except it's also bad emotions leaving. Also you should throw up a lot. After a couple days of this, you will feel much better.

SilvergunSuperman
Aug 7, 2010


That was a drat quick reaction to get that shot.

Frank Frank
Jun 13, 2001

Mirrored
I am also sick. Having two elementary school-aged children is like inviting every disease vector known to man to party in your house every winter. Flu shots do nothing. I think I've been sick on and off since the week before thanksgiving and it's loving miserable.

shut up blegum
Dec 17, 2008


--->Plastic Lawn<---
I got off work yesterday, ready for my week long vacation and suddenly I started pissing out of my rear end. It sucks and I hope it stops soon because I made plans to drink a lot of beer tomorrow!!

Clowner
Dec 13, 2006

Further in
Yo I was sick once

I tried to get extra sleep but it was difficult so I smoked extra weed instead and then wondered why I took so many naps

Anyway that's my story of being sick

Best Bi Geek Squid
Mar 25, 2016
I ate indian food. it was delicious. but a very bad idea

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bird with big dick
Oct 21, 2015

Those are the exact symptoms my friend had right before he was diagnosed with stage 4 esophageal cancer.

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