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HUSKY DILF: aggressively chill

i was out in the woods two weeks ago hunting and stayed out too long and soon it was very very dark and i still had an hour + to walk and while walking out by moonlight cause no flashlight i walked into a tree branch with my eyeball. now I have a corneal abrasion and my eye has pus that still weeps from it at night

# ? Dec 23, 2019 04:19

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It�s a good thing you don�t need both eyes to post OP, so just don�t do it again and you should be okay

# ? Dec 23, 2019 04:29

El Spider

i hope your eye gets better OP. one time my friend got slapped in the eye by a turkey at work and he freaked out and thought thy were gonna have to amputate his eye. also he got let go shortly after thar

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# ? Dec 23, 2019 04:57

Escape From Noise

Dang! That sounds rough! Wishing you a speedy recovery.

# ? Dec 23, 2019 05:16

FluffieDuckie

Q: can you surgery your own eye?

Thank you for the beautiful sig Machai!

# ? Dec 23, 2019 05:30

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eye wish you a swift rcov husky dilf

# ? Dec 23, 2019 05:34

HUSKY DILF: aggressively chill

FluffieDuckie posted:

Q: can you surgery your own eye?

there�s only one way to find out but that would require a new thread

# ? Dec 23, 2019 06:06

HUSKY DILF: aggressively chill

fun times

i got my handle from a random name change thread over a decade ago

since then my loins HAVE born fruit and I have done a reverse thinner

maybe that mod was some sort of gypsy with tarot deck reading my future through the veil of time

# ? Dec 23, 2019 06:09

FluffieDuckie

HUSKY DILF posted:

fun times

i got my handle from a random name change thread over a decade ago

since then my loins HAVE born fruit and I have done a reverse thinner

maybe that mod was some sort of gypsy with tarot deck reading my future through the veil of time

Congrats on the kiddo!

Something�s wrong with your sig

Thank you for the beautiful sig Machai!

# ? Dec 23, 2019 06:46

tradjik

FluffieDuckie posted:

Congrats on the kiddo!

Something’s wrong with your sig

their sig is art, fluffie

# ? Dec 23, 2019 07:02

Peanut Butter: Wee mannie

had a corneal abraision once OP

ended up having to get a needle in my eye. while conscious.

lmao

# ? Dec 23, 2019 10:26

nut

I hope your eye gets better op and that if you have to get the needle that they sew a small cute twee plaid patch in ur eye

# ? Dec 23, 2019 14:31

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eye patch is a good look, op

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# ? Dec 23, 2019 14:35

tradjik

HUSKY DILF posted:

i was out in the woods two weeks ago hunting and stayed out too long and soon it was very very dark and i still had an hour + to walk and while walking out by moonlight cause no flashlight i walked into a tree branch with my eyeball. now I have a corneal abrasion and my eye has pus that still weeps from it at night

this actually sounds really poo poo and i hope you regain full eye function

# ? Dec 23, 2019 15:31

Escape From Noise

Jesus. Why did I click on this thread again? I feel for you but...eye stuff! That's just freaking me out to read about

# ? Dec 23, 2019 15:37

google THIS

My eyeballs are trying to self destruct by waffle stomping pigment cells through their angle drainage and I have to take two different types of drops now. :saddowns:

# ? Dec 23, 2019 18:36

cda: by Hand Knit

Peanut Butter posted:

had a corneal abraision once OP

ended up having to get a needle in my eye. while conscious.

lmao

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# ? Dec 23, 2019 18:51

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# ? Dec 23, 2019 18:51

cda: by Hand Knit

HUSKY DILF posted:

i was out in the woods two weeks ago hunting and stayed out too long and soon it was very very dark and i still had an hour + to walk and while walking out by moonlight cause no flashlight i walked into a tree branch with my eyeball. now I have a corneal abrasion and my eye has pus that still weeps from it at night

the hunter...became the hunted

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# ? Dec 23, 2019 18:52

Luvcow: One day nearer spring

i had to have cataract surgery on both eyes a few years back and i'd put it off as long as i could because the thought of it terrified me

finally got to the point where it was an absolute necessity because i couldn't see much of anything anymore. surgery was quick and surreal, you're awake but drugged up and you see them doing something with your eye and then the old lovely lens is removed, all you see is blobs of color, then the new lens is slipped in and it's kind of blurry but amazingly clear, it heals up in a few weeks and i have great vision now. not nearly as terrifying as i thought it would be and i'm glad i got it and can see clearly now, drive at night, and no longer need glasses to drive

anyways, good luck with your eye op

edit: also they do one and you wait a few weeks to do they other so i had a small period of time where i could compare the difference between a new clear eye and a lovely old eye and the difference was incredible

# ? Dec 23, 2019 22:53

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Raining puuuuuuuuuuuuus

From a lacerated eye

Weeping its horror

# ? Dec 23, 2019 23:16

GODSPEED JOHN GLENN: I put my thumb up my bum and shut one eye, and my thumb blotted out the planet Earth.

Luvcow posted:

i had to have cataract surgery on both eyes a few years back and i'd put it off as long as i could because the thought of it terrified me

finally got to the point where it was an absolute necessity because i couldn't see much of anything anymore. surgery was quick and surreal, you're awake but drugged up and you see them doing something with your eye and then the old lovely lens is removed, all you see is blobs of color, then the new lens is slipped in and it's kind of blurry but amazingly clear, it heals up in a few weeks and i have great vision now. not nearly as terrifying as i thought it would be and i'm glad i got it and can see clearly now, drive at night, and no longer need glasses to drive

anyways, good luck with your eye op

edit: also they do one and you wait a few weeks to do they other so i had a small period of time where i could compare the difference between a new clear eye and a lovely old eye and the difference was incredible

gently caress that poo poo!
I have cataracts in my family and I guess I'll just go blind

# ? Dec 23, 2019 23:47

Luvcow: One day nearer spring

GODSPEED JOHN GLENN posted:

gently caress that poo poo!
I have cataracts in my family and I guess I'll just go blind

if i member correctly we're around the same age so imagine how it was being in the waiting room with people twice my age waiting for the same surgery lol

but seriously i had the same reaction as you and put it off for way too long, the difference now is nothing short of amazing, like i had to keep myself from crying and loving my eyes up right after because i could finally see again

# ? Dec 24, 2019 00:09

GODSPEED JOHN GLENN: I put my thumb up my bum and shut one eye, and my thumb blotted out the planet Earth.

Luvcow posted:

if i member correctly we're around the same age so imagine how it was being in the waiting room with people twice my age waiting for the same surgery lol

but seriously i had the same reaction as you and put it off for way too long, the difference now is nothing short of amazing, like i had to keep myself from crying and loving my eyes up right after because i could finally see again

if Beethoven could be a deaf painter then I can be a blind artist.
"You're no Beethoven, though."
"Shut up, mom!"

# ? Dec 24, 2019 00:11

Luvcow: One day nearer spring

GODSPEED JOHN GLENN posted:

if Beethoven could be a deaf painter then I can be a blind artist.
"You're no Beethoven, though."
"Shut up, mom!"

lol

the main reason i got into painting was that i couldn't see or draw fine lines anymore and at least the blurs in the colors of my cheap acrylic paintings i could still make out somewhat. i look back now and see so, so many mistakes that my cataract clouded eyes couldn't see. judging by the beauty and complexity of your work i'd assume good eyes are a must for the detail you do. (yeah i'm a huge fan of your art.)

# ? Dec 24, 2019 00:15

GODSPEED JOHN GLENN: I put my thumb up my bum and shut one eye, and my thumb blotted out the planet Earth.

Luvcow posted:

lol

the main reason i got into painting was that i couldn't see or draw fine lines anymore and at least the blurs in the colors of my cheap acrylic paintings i could still make out somewhat. i look back now and see so, so many mistakes that my cataract clouded eyes couldn't see. judging by the beauty and complexity of your work i'd assume good eyes are a must for the detail you do. (yeah i'm a huge fan of your art.)

thanks! if I'm honest, my eyes are super useful. ugh.

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# ? Apr 25, 2024 01:02

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hope you feel better soon OP!

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# ? Dec 24, 2019 02:45

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