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Cough Drop The Beat posted:Lol. Christmas might be the horniest holiday of them all. The holiday is literally about spending time cuddled up with your partner near a fireplace, kissing beneath the mistletoe, drinking hot chocolate, wine, and cocktails, and sitting around watching cheesy, often romantic movies. Like, what isn't horny about Christmas? No butt stuff tho. Any encounter in the dungeon will be a boss and you're gonna lose
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me am boner
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Dec 26, 2019 12:21
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Once you pop you can't stop! ... No seriously it's a medical issue I need to go to the hospital please help
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Big Beef City posted:Once you pop you can't stop! doctor: 'i'm afraid you need an emergency boner de-popping. don't worry, it's just like popping bubble wrap, just a little bit bloodier.'
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Dec 26, 2019 15:31
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Saving up for the New Year. Counting down by boner pops.
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Dec 26, 2019 15:38
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What if it’s just one massive holiday-long boner? Like if someone’s wearing a paricularly slutty christmas sweater at dinner?
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Dec 26, 2019 15:42
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Boners are gods way of reminding you that you’re a shameful piece of sinful poo poo
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univbee posted:What if it’s just one massive holiday-long boner? Like if someone’s wearing a paricularly slutty christmas sweater at dinner? What if it’s your grandmother
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Dec 26, 2019 18:26
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bird with big dick posted:Boners are gods way of reminding you that you’re a shameful piece of sinful poo poo First your all horney and thinking about making big cums then god has to fuckin ruin everything
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Dec 26, 2019 18:27
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goethe.cx posted:it's illegal to be horny on christmas ...then I've been a criminal for a loooong time. them lights man just do it for me.
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Dec 26, 2019 18:32
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bird with big dick posted:Boners are gods way of reminding you that you’re a shameful piece of sinful poo poo bird with big dick posted:What if it’s your grandmother
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Yes, I popped a few
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Dec 26, 2019 20:13
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bird with big dick posted:Boners are gods way of reminding you that you’re a shameful piece of sinful poo poo My Christmas sins are many
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Dec 26, 2019 20:14
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bird with big dick posted:What if it’s your grandmother This the forum that spawned cum vase, it's inevitable a goon will re-hydrate their grandmother's ashes, probably while high.
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Dec 26, 2019 20:15
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Schlong Connery posted:Yes, I popped a few I consider it a challenge before the whole human raise, and I've got popping to do!
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Dec 26, 2019 21:13
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alright it's after Christmas what are everyone's final tallys? I got 24.25 Ladies get your boner totals in here we want to be all encompassing for a fair vote
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Dec 26, 2019 21:17
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The amount of boners popped is proportional to the amount of hot cousins around
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Dec 26, 2019 21:19
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I laughed, I cried, I popped FIVE boners!!
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Dec 26, 2019 22:09
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A pitiful 7, with half a boner when I was watching The Witcher
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Dec 27, 2019 11:44
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cnut posted:Dicks out for St. Nick. Nick 's out for St. Dick. 
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Dec 27, 2019 12:04
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my dick + balls were blown off in vietnam also im back hello everyone. hi hello
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a misanthrope posted:my dick + balls were blown off in vietnam Woohoo! Missed you, buddy.
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cnut posted:Woohoo! Missed you, buddy. missed you too friend !! i thought i would have to wait out my entire 100K probation until it ended in 2028 but Iron Prince argued for an appeal and i was released from cat jail early with a promise to wear an ankle monitor
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a misanthrope posted:missed you too friend !! i thought i would have to wait out my entire 100K probation until it ended in 2028 but Iron Prince argued for an appeal and i was released from cat jail early with a promise to wear an ankle monitor Man, I thought you were gone for good, it's been so long. Did a double-take when I read you username! Full props to Iron Prince, then. Dude has clout, lmao.
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Dec 27, 2019 13:29
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cnut posted:Man, I thought you were gone for good, it's been so long. Did a double-take when I read you username! Full props to Iron Prince, then. Dude has clout, lmao. IP is weirdly persuasive for an alcoholic sailor. things prtty much look the same around here as they did 2 years ago. is the china thread finally dead? how many more wives has lowtax had? edit: lol i just looked and china thread was right above this one. some things never change
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a misanthrope posted:how many more wives has lowtax had? None, I think, but he's working on another divorce!
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