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Alright, I'm just here to spread the word: everyone should have exactly two kinds of socks, hot weather socks and cold weather socks. That's it. This is my life-hack: all of your socks should match on their own. No one should dig through their laundry to match socks. Pick a brand, and a style, which you like and enjoy, and just go with it. Those are your socks now. You can of course adjust this with time and personal needs. Any two you pick up should match, depending on season. This is my mission on this planet. I'm here to free everyone from sock slavery. We've moved past this as a society. So this is where this goes: No one needs novelty socks like you get at Christmas from the well-intentioned and ill-informed people in your life. Yes, I got some weird socks at Christmas, and no, I'm not happy about it. It's a weird gift. It's an imposition. "How about those socks," they'll ask me next Thanksgiving. "They're great," I'll lie, "Very comfortable. Warm. Soft." I know that those socks have been in a landfill for seven months. I won't even donate the novelty socks, because no one should have to suffer through non-standard socks. I have told people about my sock system, and they will not listen or respect it. They keep buying me one-of socks. What did I get for Christmas this year? More non-standard socks. And they are going in the trash. Where non-standard socks belong. Standardize socks, and don't give people impositional gifts. These are my thoughts on Christmas, and also socks.
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Socks are the only clothes you need to wear really.
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Dec 26, 2019 15:57
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ClamdestineBoyster posted:Socks are the only clothes you need to wear really. sure! as long as they are all the same.
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Dec 26, 2019 16:05
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Why do men's socks come in pairs and not in groups of three?
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Dec 26, 2019 16:06
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The Breakfast Sampler posted:sure! as long as they are all the same. Yeah, cute socks SHOULDNT give anyone a sexual advantage, but yet they do. 
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Dec 26, 2019 16:12
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I have a drawer of only black socks and a seperate drawer of white socks for when I'm feeling a little silly that day
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Dec 26, 2019 16:15
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Argyle 2020. 
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Dec 26, 2019 16:18
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R.L. Stine posted:I have a drawer of only black socks and a seperate drawer of white socks for when I'm feeling a little silly that day exactly! this is how it should be. here is someone who has their life together.
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Dec 26, 2019 16:20
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ClamdestineBoyster posted:Yeah, cute socks SHOULDNT give anyone a sexual advantage, but yet they do. let's assume there is a third category of sexy socks, which is kind of out of my purview. it doesn't pass my personal test for living, but fine. whatever. standard socks, and then sexy socks for degenerates who hate order in their lives.
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Dec 26, 2019 16:22
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The Breakfast Sampler posted:let's assume there is a third category of sexy socks, which is kind of out of my purview. it doesn't pass my personal test for living, but fine. whatever. standard socks, and then sexy socks for degenerates who hate order in their lives. I put on a pair of slut socks and my life fell apart. 
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Dec 26, 2019 16:24
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These are my cold weather socks since my wife stole all my other pairs and I gotta tell ya... Holy smacks, they some good rear end cold weather socks, even for up here in the barren north woods of WI. 
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Dec 26, 2019 16:34
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I'll wear thigh highs in the summer and you can't stop me!
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Dec 26, 2019 17:21
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ClamdestineBoyster posted:Socks are the only clothes you need to wear really. Why do I feel more naked when only wearing socks than when wearing nothing at all?
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Dec 26, 2019 18:59
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Big Beef City posted:These are my cold weather socks since my wife stole all my other pairs and I gotta tell ya... 
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Dec 26, 2019 19:21
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OP I'd never agreed with a post more.The Breakfast Sampler posted:let's assume there is a third category of sexy socks, which is kind of out of my purview. it doesn't pass my personal test for living, but fine. whatever. standard socks, and then sexy socks for degenerates who hate order in their lives. But here you've allowed doubt to enter your mind. You are lost. You must spend time with your sock drawer in meditation. In its perfection, find truth.
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Dec 26, 2019 19:44
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Xaintrailles posted:You must spend time with your sock drawer in meditation. In its perfection, find truth. *Meditates extremely hard* All socks are sexy
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Dec 26, 2019 21:07
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I try to make sure the heel & toe patterns match, but the colours are optional.
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Dec 26, 2019 21:21
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goatface posted:I try to make sure the heel & toe patterns match, but the colours are optional. im sorry but this is Wrong.
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Dec 27, 2019 00:27
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Socks are just little towels you wear on your feet, they deserve no serious contemplation unless they make your nipples hard.
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Dec 27, 2019 01:22
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The Breakfast Sampler posted:im sorry but this is Wrong. Your insistence on matching colours shows you are still enslaved by socks.
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Dec 27, 2019 01:48
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I just have 1 pair of socks OP. I wear them everyday until I get tired of smelling my feet. Then i get a new pair of socks.
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Dec 27, 2019 02:54
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SLICK GOKU BABY posted:I just have 1 pair of socks OP. I wear them everyday until I get tired of smelling my feet. Then i get a new pair of socks. I couldn't personally do this, but it seems... sensible. I respect it and it's inline with the Principle.
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Dec 27, 2019 04:24
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Ive never been into religion but something about your message has inspired something in me
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Dec 27, 2019 06:29
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i will happily replace the entire collection of socks between myself and my son(woman does her own laundry, im fine with this and so is she) if someone can recommend a reputable source that doesn't dry rape my wallet
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Dec 27, 2019 06:33
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super sweet best pal posted:Why do men's socks come in pairs and not in groups of three? not everybody's circumcised
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Dec 27, 2019 08:18
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I got Chewbacca socks for Christmas 
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Dec 27, 2019 10:53
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I'm not buying this line of reasoning mainly because you've entirely neglected a key stock category - cock socks for keeping your willie warm
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Dec 27, 2019 14:26
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Alucard posted:I'm not buying this line of reasoning mainly because you've entirely neglected a key stock category - cock socks for keeping your willie warm Uh, those are called "vaginas," and the women who own them usually aren't happy about being kept in a chest of drawers when not in use.
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Dec 27, 2019 15:14
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My roommate gave me socks for Christmas, I have no complaints
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Dec 28, 2019 00:47
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it’s nice to mix and match so sometimes I mix my mushroom socks with my weed leaf socks while performing brain surgery
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