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Send it!
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# ? Dec 31, 2019 01:01 |
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Anime was a mistake.
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# ? Dec 31, 2019 01:46 |
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Live long and prosper
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# ? Dec 31, 2019 01:50 |
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To be a dopeman, you must qualify, don't get high off your own supply.
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# ? Dec 31, 2019 03:15 |
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You can tune a piano, but I’ll tune your prostate.
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# ? Dec 31, 2019 03:35 |
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OMFG FURRY posted:sometimes you gotta shoot twice and that's okay masterful.
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# ? Dec 31, 2019 06:20 |
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My father on taking the Lord's name in vain: "God's not listening son. If he didn't listen to 6 million Jews, he's not going to listen to you."
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# ? Dec 31, 2019 15:01 |
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if the glove don't fit, you must aquit
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# ? Dec 31, 2019 15:01 |
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Cole slaw is cold, lol U are banned from coming in our restaurant if you complain everywhere u go,
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# ? Dec 31, 2019 17:24 |
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If you dont eat you dont poo poo, and If you dont poo poo you die
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# ? Dec 31, 2019 18:39 |
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You really stepped in it this time, OP.
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# ? Dec 31, 2019 18:43 |
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Life is like a box of chocolates: you never know what you're gonna get
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# ? Dec 31, 2019 18:45 |
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terminal chillness posted:Life is like a box of chocolates: you never know what you're gonna get There is a list on the outside of the package that tells you which one is which.
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# ? Dec 31, 2019 18:52 |
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No matter how thin you slice the salami, you can still break a window with a brick.
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# ? Dec 31, 2019 19:03 |
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Stick and stones may break my bones, but hollow points leave a gaping exit wound.
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# ? Dec 31, 2019 19:10 |
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A penny saved won't buy you poo poo. Sell rocks.
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# ? Dec 31, 2019 19:31 |
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givepatajob posted:Much like this thread, you can't polish a turd. You can german a turd though
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# ? Dec 31, 2019 20:17 |
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Literally A Person posted:There is a list on the outside of the package that tells you which one is which. Forrest Gump couldn’t read.
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# ? Dec 31, 2019 20:45 |
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Man with hole in pocket feels cocky all day
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# ? Dec 31, 2019 20:45 |
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Roundup Ready posted:Man with hole in pocket feels cocky all day Poster who doesnt read thread is doomed to repeat it.
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# ? Dec 31, 2019 20:59 |
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send help trapped in folksy homespun wisdom factory
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# ? Dec 31, 2019 21:11 |
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Boogoose posted:My father on taking the Lord's name in vain: Your father made a very good point. My favourite: you can add, but you can’t take it out (eg when adding milk to tea)
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# ? Dec 31, 2019 21:29 |
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User was banned for this post
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# ? Dec 31, 2019 21:31 |
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terminal chillness posted:Life is like a box of chocolates: it doesn't last as long for fat people FTFY
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# ? Dec 31, 2019 21:33 |
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Maybe I'm just old fashioned, but I believe that fire is magic. And it scares the poo poo outta me.
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# ? Dec 31, 2019 21:34 |
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Yessss
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# ? Dec 31, 2019 21:35 |
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Press start to begin the game
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# ? Dec 31, 2019 21:39 |
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Never trust that a man named Carl just wants to go "Casual Squatchin"
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# ? Dec 31, 2019 21:41 |
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"they'm poo pipes, but they'm claen" Overheard in the UK, meaning unknown.
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# ? Dec 31, 2019 21:44 |
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0slTBGBEf0g
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# ? Dec 31, 2019 22:20 |
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“Don’t suck the dick if you can’t handle the cum.” ~Nancy Reagan
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