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Oscar Wild
Apr 11, 2006

It's good to be a G
Send it!

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Xaintrailles
Aug 14, 2015

:hellyeah::histdowns:
Anime was a mistake.

Oscar Wild
Apr 11, 2006

It's good to be a G
Live long and prosper

Smugworth
Apr 18, 2003

To be a dopeman, you must qualify, don't get high off your own supply.

GEEKABALL
May 30, 2011

Throw out your hands!!
Stick out your tush!!
Hands on your hips
Give them a push!!
Fun Shoe
You can tune a piano, but I’ll tune your prostate.

ScRoTo TuRbOtUrD
Jan 21, 2007

OMFG FURRY posted:

sometimes you gotta shoot twice and that's okay

masterful.

Boogoose
Oct 5, 2003

GIVE ME THE CASH !
My father on taking the Lord's name in vain:

"God's not listening son. If he didn't listen to 6 million Jews, he's not going to listen to you."

Mozi
Apr 4, 2004

Forms change so fast
Time is moving past
Memory is smoke
Gonna get wider when I die
Nap Ghost
if the glove don't fit, you must aquit

Quid
Jul 19, 2006
Cole slaw is cold, lol

U are banned from coming in our restaurant if you complain everywhere u go,

Vilgefartz
Apr 29, 2013

Good ideas 4 free
Fun Shoe
If you dont eat you dont poo poo, and If you dont poo poo you die

Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970
Probation
Can't post for 2 hours!
You really stepped in it this time, OP.

terminal chillness
Oct 16, 2008

This baby is off the charts
Life is like a box of chocolates: you never know what you're gonna get

Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970
Probation
Can't post for 2 hours!

terminal chillness posted:

Life is like a box of chocolates: you never know what you're gonna get

There is a list on the outside of the package that tells you which one is which.

The Zombie Guy
Oct 25, 2008

No matter how thin you slice the salami, you can still break a window with a brick.

dee eight
Dec 18, 2002

The Spirit
of Maynard

:catdrugs:
Stick and stones may break my bones, but hollow points leave a gaping exit wound.

Oscar Wild
Apr 11, 2006

It's good to be a G
A penny saved won't buy you poo poo. Sell rocks.

sex excellence
Feb 19, 2011

Satisfaction Guranteed

givepatajob posted:

Much like this thread, you can't polish a turd.

You can german a turd though

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

A Soft Nylon Bag

Literally A Person posted:

There is a list on the outside of the package that tells you which one is which.

Forrest Gump couldn’t read.

Roundup Ready
Mar 10, 2004

ACCIDENTAL SHIT POSTER


Man with hole in pocket feels cocky all day

Oscar Wild
Apr 11, 2006

It's good to be a G

Roundup Ready posted:

Man with hole in pocket feels cocky all day

Poster who doesnt read thread is doomed to repeat it.

Mozi
Apr 4, 2004

Forms change so fast
Time is moving past
Memory is smoke
Gonna get wider when I die
Nap Ghost
send help trapped in folksy homespun wisdom factory

therattle
Jul 24, 2007
Soiled Meat

Boogoose posted:

My father on taking the Lord's name in vain:

"God's not listening son. If he didn't listen to 6 million Jews, he's not going to listen to you."

Your father made a very good point.

My favourite: you can add, but you can’t take it out (eg when adding milk to tea)

Dont Touch ME
Apr 1, 2018


User was banned for this post

The Zombie Guy
Oct 25, 2008

terminal chillness posted:

Life is like a box of chocolates: it doesn't last as long for fat people

FTFY

spacetoaster
Feb 10, 2014

Maybe I'm just old fashioned, but I believe that fire is magic. And it scares the poo poo outta me.

GRINDCORE MEGGIDO
Feb 28, 1985



Yessss

Colonel Cancer
Sep 26, 2015

Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon
Press start to begin the game

Derpies
Mar 11, 2014

by sebmojo
Never trust that a man named Carl just wants to go "Casual Squatchin"

GRINDCORE MEGGIDO
Feb 28, 1985


"they'm poo pipes, but they'm claen"

Overheard in the UK, meaning unknown.

Ventral EggSac
Dec 3, 2019

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0slTBGBEf0g

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BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

A Soft Nylon Bag
“Don’t suck the dick if you can’t handle the cum.”

~Nancy Reagan

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