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suffix posted:new app lets you rent by the hour a shopping assistant / coffee date / friend to go to the movies with when you're in town doesn't japan already have this? President Beep posted:workers will be buried alive at their desks to create floor space for more workers. interred employees will breathe via snorkel. employees are turned into venerated dreadnaughts without arms or legs; just a worker conciousness sealed into a box with wires in a server rack, able to be switched on and off in eternal agony as the need for a human brain arises
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rotor posted:now a motorized desk on wheels I can get into but with an aeron chair and a keyboard with cherry red switches
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President Beep posted:workers will be buried alive at their desks to create floor space for more workers. interred employees will breathe via snorkel. thats cool. its like seattle or all the old cities in europe. you can take new hires on a tour to "underground [company]" and talk about the long and storied history of QA or wahtever.
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lancemantis posted:doesn't japan already have this? imagine employees being born without a spine. save money on ripoff "ergonomic" equipment and to save in salary negotiations. its beautiful.
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qirex posted:you have to check out a desk from a central repository then physically move it to your assigned location ah, the valve model
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me and the lads at the office
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President Beep posted:me and the lads at the office this looks unnecessarily dangerous
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President Beep posted:me and the lads at the office Busy day at the Tesla factory I see
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Valve will launch a Steam credit card that will give you an exclusive hat.
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Hed posted:Valve will launch a Steam credit card that will give you an exclusive hat. this one i can actually believe
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for real though, how long until google releases a Google Card?
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The Management posted:for real though, how long until google releases a Google Card? that would require having a customer service department that actually responded to complaints federal law is a bitch that way
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DELETE CASCADE posted:so basically you are gonna need to convince some vc/pe idiot to invest in rodtronics if you want that sweet sweet boomer retirement money this seems.. highly likely
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Notorious b.s.d. posted:that would require having a customer service department that actually responded to complaints google and facebook etc seem like companies that literally have 0 human faces, like if there is a problem, there’s just nothing that can be done
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echinopsis posted:google and facebook etc seem like companies that literally have 0 human faces, like if there is a problem, there’s just nothing that can be done that is in fact the case. even customers who buy their phones from their own web store get no human support whatsoever.
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The Management posted:for real though, how long until google releases a Google Card? i thought they already did?
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yeah here https://techcrunch.com/2019/11/13/google-to-offer-checking-accounts-in-partnership-with-banks-starting-next-year/
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this is the predictions thread y'all, not the predictable thread
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rotor posted:yeah here https://techcrunch.com/2019/11/13/google-to-offer-checking-accounts-in-partnership-with-banks-starting-next-year/ that product never launched, it was idle speculation probably because it might have required customer service
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The Management posted:that is in fact the case. even customers who buy their phones from their own web store get no human support whatsoever. it’s weird but just also accepted because well, what are ya gonna do?
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echinopsis posted:it’s weird but just also accepted because well, what are ya gonna do? oh, other people that don’t get support are their cloud customers and people that pay for gsuite. I don’t know about google fi or youtube tv or the android app store or chromebook users. but I’m pretty sure what the answer is. what are ya gonna do? step 1: don’t give google money ...I say as I’m about to sign up for YouTube tv
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tech predictions. streaming services will continue to proliferate. people will begin exchanging chromecasts and fire sticks with their friends to share subscriptions
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putting in a ticket to verify if any predictions have come true just keep it in the backlog
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tech industry will continue to work with educational institutions to churn out masses of cs students in an effort to devalue code touching the new industry for the aristocracy will actually be feudal land ownership again once sea levels sufficiently rise
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The Management posted:tech predictions. streaming services will continue to proliferate. people will begin exchanging chromecasts and fire sticks with their friends to share subscriptions the predictable return of piracy this causes will usher in a new era of great riaa public service announcements https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VF9rT1RHhAQ
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The Management posted:for real though, how long until google releases a Google Card? canceled in 2016
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of course. I mean when do they release the version after Apple showed them how to do it and they try again?
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there will be a new moore’s law call it echies law the amount of cores on a processor will double on average every 18 months
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so who called it?
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